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Tante Shvester
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Who do you figure is the most expensive doctor on Park Avenue?

It is what's left over from his brain, once I removed all the organic components.
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What is this @#$@?

(okay, I was going to go with something totally unkind, but VERY funny -- this is what was left.)


Read the article!!!
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Tante Shvester
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Why can't I figure out the "Questions for Thought" in the Weekly Reader?

Now, now, let's not get nasty.
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What do you hear if you play a Janet Jackson album backwards?

Looseleaf paper is all you need.
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The Reader
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What toilet paper did OSC recommend?

I'm not stuck in the middle with you.
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Tante Shvester
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Holy Cookies, Batman! How are we going to get out of this giant oreo?

You can get it from the bite of an infected flea.
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Did I tell you I've got the fever for the flavour of a pringles?


Bob_Scopatz is dancing in there.
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Tante Shvester
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What are all those crashing sounds coming from the shower?

Just put on some salve, and you'll be fine.
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I broke my glasses. How am I suppose to see now?

Page 150 is less exciting than I expected (not really).
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How's reading that book in random order going for you?

My pants are made of the same material.
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Do you like your new chain mesh underwear?

I've been waiting to use that for a long time.
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Why on earth are you awake at this hour of the night?


Dude, I got a Dell!
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Tante Shvester
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(To the Farmer) What have you gotten yourself into now?

Like an itch you just can't scratch.
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Turgan
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You know what my mother's like?

Come on! I can't kill them ALL!
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Tante Shvester
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Tell me again why do you want me to be your Flamenco Dance partner in our roach-infested kitchen?

It's also good on sunburn.
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Turgan
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Is there a reason you're putting mayonaise in your nose?

So I ate him!
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Tante Shvester
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What did you do when the missionary invited you to his barbeque?

It's also good in tuna salad.
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Isn't it better when your pool is filled with water?

It was suppose to be a suprise.
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Tante Shvester
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Did I tell you that I had a premonition that you would jump out at me, wearing a Richard Nixon mask, waving a green bandana, and doing an Irish jig?

It's all a part of my disguise.
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Why in the world is there a bananna on your head?


I ate a bike tire.
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Tante Shvester
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Why do you think it is time to retire?

Yum! Kippers!
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Kent
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What do you eat on Jewish Passover?

Llamas don't eat ham.
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Treason
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Tina, you fat lard, don't you want some ham?


(sorry for the Napoleon Dynamite reference)


I can't take the heat.
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Tante Shvester
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Why won't you stay in the kitchen?

It burnsss, preciousss.
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Why so much sunscreen?

I think I'm deaf now.
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Besides acute heart burn, what was the result of listening to Anakins "NOOOOOOOO!" scream 289 times in a row?

It was just down right insanity with a cherry topper.
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What was it like making the world's largest ice cream sundae?

All I need is a Tootsie Roll and a couple of Wheat Thins.
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Treason
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What did MacGuyver (sp) say when he needed to make a bomb?


Dream on, you freak.
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Tante Shvester
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For Midnight:
Master, you are so close to creating the Elixir of Life! What rare elements are needed to complete the potion?

For Treason:
Lend me an Ambien?

The key: B flat major.
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Hamson
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What's that key that when played for a long time makes people go insane? For scientific purposes only of course.

It came in the shape of a trapezoid.
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How did you know that Wonka bar contained the golden ticket?

I can fix it with Scotch tape.
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Treason
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Dang it! I was to slow!

For Hamson: Why are you returning your new circular saw?

For Mandy: Michael Jackson's nose fell off, what should we do?


I can't seem to find a stool sample.
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MandyM
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Can you help me pick out a chair for my living room?

LOL Ok a new one...

I WILL beat it, I tell you!
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What will you do when that midget comes to your door, trying to get your signature?

With iron and gold!
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Tante Shvester
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For Mandy:
Are you sure this is not an onanism thread?

For Hamson:
Do you add microclusters of rhodesium and irridium to your Microcluster Crunch Cereal, or do you have some other secret ingredient?


I'm allergic.
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MandyM
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Why won't you kiss me?

I knew you were a chicken.
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Why did you put me in the dinner pot?

The sky is flailing.
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MandyM
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Why are you waving your arms like that?

A little vinegar will take that right out.
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What did Rivka say when told of the priceless mural found under the wallpaper in her kitchen?


It's green and it sticks to the kids.
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How do I know when they have the flu?

The invisible can!
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Anyone know why I can't find my beer?

Take two of these and call me.
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Tante Shvester
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I've parted the sea and led my people out of Egypt, brought them through the desert, encamped at the base of this mountain, and come to the top of the mountain, as you instructed me. Now what?

You may just burn for that.
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The Reader
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Why shouldn't I buy a house on the summit of Mauna Loa?

The chickens are flying!
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE A TOLD YOU NOT TO SMOKE CANNIBUS WHILE WATCHING CHICKEN RUN????

And that's why i don't love you anymore.
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Hamson
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Can't you just eat your hot dog on a hamburger bun? We're all out of hotdog buns!

The Globemaster!
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What should I call my product to get the world in shape?

Awww, mama's gonna buy you a mocking-bird.
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MandyM
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What was the name of that book with Boo Radley?

I can't believe you won't help me!
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Do you really thing breaking into the police station is a good idea?

I used a rubberband instead.
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Don't you think you should build your house with nails?


It stays on my shoulder.
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Umm... Why do you have a parrot?

It was there when I moved in, I swear.
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