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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Cheshire Kitty
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posted April 15, 2003 12:19 AM
What will Cheshire Kitty do now that she's won the nobel peace prize for her invention of an invisibility machine? Must have been something I ate.
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Icarus
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posted April 15, 2003 12:35 AM
Do you always suffer from delusions of grandeur? You sank my battleship!
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Gottmorder
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posted April 15, 2003 02:01 AM
Hey I wonder what this button does? I don't like the sound of that ominous rumbling...
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Godric
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posted April 15, 2003 02:22 AM
Egads! Are you telling me we switched the human baby DNA with the T-Rex DNA in our cloning experiment? Your mother was an egg layer.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted April 15, 2003 08:46 AM
Do you have anything better than that "You're father smells of Elderberries" insult? It's so, um, Pythonesque.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 15, 2003 11:42 AM
Is she a go-er? Know what I mean? <nudge nudge> <wink wink> I need a taller fence.
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Hobbes
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posted April 15, 2003 11:49 AM
Hey Bob! Your lawns looking nice. Joysticks for all. Hobbes
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Dan_raven
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posted April 15, 2003 02:28 PM
What's the sales slogan for Hobbes' new designer drug on a stick? I do like that word. I don't know why, but I like it.
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 15, 2003 02:52 PM
Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff! What's a Hufflepuff???? I'm pretty sure there are no mimes here.
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solo
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posted April 15, 2003 02:59 PM
Is that man trapped in a box? It doesn't smell that bad. Really. EDIT - Dead_Horse beat me to it so I changed mine. [ April 15, 2003, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: solo ]
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 15, 2003 03:05 PM
Dead_Horse? Where? It comes in a can now.
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T_Smith
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posted April 16, 2003 03:59 AM
Did they really reach a new breakthrough in jello? Living the high life means falling to hell. I'll just continue to sell tortillas.
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prolixshore
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posted April 16, 2003 06:51 AM
Are you going to use your booblets to earn money on the street? I suppose I would, but only if it comes with strawberry jelly.
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Snorri
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posted April 16, 2003 07:44 AM
Do you like Kipling? NO, those are cucumbers!
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 16, 2003 08:29 AM
Hey, look! Look! Don't these look like WMD???? Just agricultural materials.
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Icarus
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posted April 16, 2003 08:35 AM
What do I need to become Hedgemon? Mousse, gel, hairspray, and butter. Lots of butter.
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prolixshore
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posted April 16, 2003 08:39 AM
What happened to your dog?!? NO, its simple, just put the peg through the hole and its done.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 16, 2003 09:27 AM
Can't we just agree that it's way too complicated trying to build a model of the world economic system? Supply and demand.
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Narnia
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posted April 16, 2003 12:02 PM
Can you explain that weird peg in the hole thing to me in words that I can understand? I wash my hands of the whole thing!
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Icarus
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posted April 16, 2003 12:05 PM
Are you still donating to the sperm bank? Give me the keys; I can drive.
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littlemissattitude
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posted April 16, 2003 12:07 PM
How often do you do this hand-washing thing? Could it be a slight case of OCD? And then I did me a happy-dance tap-dance all over his yard. Edit: Darn you, Icarus. Just because you're three hours ahead of me doesn't mean you have to be quicker than me. [ April 16, 2003, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: littlemissattitude ]
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Narnia
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posted April 16, 2003 12:10 PM
So you broke up with him and then punched his MOTHER? I'm disturbed.
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littlemissattitude
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posted April 16, 2003 12:10 PM
(And to answer Icarus) Yes, but on which side of the road? My goodness, that was a tickly little earthquake.
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Narnia
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posted April 16, 2003 12:13 PM
Why is the roof caved in? It doesn't bother me that much any more.
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littlemissattitude
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posted April 16, 2003 12:13 PM
(And to answer Narnia) And who isn't? This is getting ridiculous. Edit: Okay, I give. Not going to try to catch up anymore today. Maybe I'll just go back to bed and start over again. [ April 16, 2003, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: littlemissattitude ]
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Narnia
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posted April 16, 2003 12:14 PM
Have you noticed how we keep beating each other to the punch? I think it's rather amusing.
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littlemissattitude
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posted April 16, 2003 12:17 PM
Yeah, it is, actually. I know what it is, though. See I was a ten-month baby, a month old already when I was born. Took my time getting here and been trying to catch up ever since. Was that giggling I heard over the board? And now, I hope, I've caught up. [ April 16, 2003, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: littlemissattitude ]
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Dan_raven
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posted April 16, 2003 02:22 PM
Hey Mr. Rabbit, excuse me, do you know the race has been over for hours? He didn't stand a chance.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted April 16, 2003 06:06 PM
He gave bunny rabbits to his kids for Easter and then ATE them?!? The answer is so obvious, I just won't tell you. [ April 16, 2003, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Cheshire Kitty
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posted April 16, 2003 06:59 PM
What happens when you play Twister with a porcupine? It's the difference between the truth and a myth.
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Godric
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posted April 16, 2003 08:28 PM
What is magical realism? Fantasy Authors for $500, Alex.
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 16, 2003 09:52 PM
What are you hawking out of the trunk of you car NOW???? Ew...it does NOT taste like chicken!
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Cheshire Kitty
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posted April 16, 2003 10:17 PM
Hey honey, I found this on the side of the road and fried it up for dinner. How does it taste? But MOM it has lumps in it!
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T_Smith
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posted April 16, 2003 10:19 PM
Cannibal Mother: Are you going to eat your T_Smith or not? 4. I used to have five until the polar bear incident.
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Oakley
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posted April 16, 2003 10:25 PM
How MANY teeth? I'm taking offense! See me take offense!
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Cheshire Kitty
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posted April 16, 2003 10:29 PM
I thought I told you to go get the white picket fence? You can't do that on TV. [ April 16, 2003, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: Cheshire Kitty ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 17, 2003 10:39 AM
Mind if I mark my territory? Don't worry, It's a Nature show.
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Feyd Baron
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posted April 17, 2003 11:29 AM
Is it bad that the snake is repeatedly biting the host who's imitating Steve Irwin? Not as such, it's better this way.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 17, 2003 12:39 PM
Do you miss half your brain? Its Pinky and the Brain.
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solo
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posted April 17, 2003 01:47 PM
What do you call your naughty bits? My that is a dirty question!
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 17, 2003 02:09 PM
Which do you prefer, Miracle Grow potting soil, or the cheap generic brand? Yes, and I had it for lunch yesterday.
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katharina
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posted April 17, 2003 02:19 PM
Did the army ship home Saddam's box of 1978 Twinkies? Style will take you far, but you'll fall in the face of the Grammar Nazi.
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Sopwith
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posted April 17, 2003 02:20 PM
So what do you think of this new beat poem I wrote? It has a new lemony-fresh scent! Edits for spelling, sheesh! [ April 17, 2003, 02:21 PM: Message edited by: Sopwith ]
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Dan_raven
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posted April 17, 2003 02:31 PM
Can you describe your new sheesh? Spelling is for wizards. [ April 17, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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Narnia
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posted April 17, 2003 02:41 PM
Bilbo, why did you spell my name "F-R-O-G-O" in your book??? Well, it doesn't have to be that pink...
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted April 17, 2003 04:22 PM
Shall we get this party started? We're all pink inside.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 17, 2003 04:33 PM
What did you say that got the bigot and homo-phobe mad enough to run you over with his truck 18 times? Redundancy has saved me more than once.
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Cheshire Kitty
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posted April 17, 2003 05:15 PM
Who has saved you more? Once or Redundancy? Run, Forrest, run. <edit to put in form of a question> [ April 17, 2003, 05:18 PM: Message edited by: Cheshire Kitty ]
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 17, 2003 06:01 PM
Are you sure life isn't like a box of Ex-Lax? The grass is blue and the sky is green.
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Rhapsode
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posted April 17, 2003 06:09 PM
What does our president use as a mantra? No, the fish was INSIDE the balloon! The whole time!
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