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Cheshire Kitty
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What will Cheshire Kitty do now that she's won the nobel peace prize for her invention of an invisibility machine? [Big Grin]

Must have been something I ate.

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Icarus
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Do you always suffer from delusions of grandeur?

You sank my battleship!

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Hey I wonder what this button does?

I don't like the sound of that ominous rumbling...

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Godric
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Egads! Are you telling me we switched the human baby DNA with the T-Rex DNA in our cloning experiment?

Your mother was an egg layer.

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Do you have anything better than that "You're father smells of Elderberries" insult?

It's so, um, Pythonesque.

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Is she a go-er? Know what I mean? <nudge nudge> <wink wink>

I need a taller fence.

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Hobbes
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Hey Bob! Your lawns looking nice. [Big Grin]

Joysticks for all.

Hobbes [Smile]

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What's the sales slogan for Hobbes' new designer drug on a stick?

I do like that word. I don't know why, but I like it.

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Dead_Horse
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Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff! What's a Hufflepuff????

I'm pretty sure there are no mimes here.

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solo
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Is that man trapped in a box?

It doesn't smell that bad. Really.

EDIT - Dead_Horse beat me to it so I changed mine.

[ April 15, 2003, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: solo ]

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Dead_Horse
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Dead_Horse? Where?

It comes in a can now.

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Did they really reach a new breakthrough in jello?

Living the high life means falling to hell. I'll just continue to sell tortillas.

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Are you going to use your booblets to earn money on the street?

I suppose I would, but only if it comes with strawberry jelly.

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Do you like Kipling?

NO, those are cucumbers!

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Dead_Horse
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Hey, look! Look! Don't these look like WMD????

Just agricultural materials.

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Icarus
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What do I need to become Hedgemon?

Mousse, gel, hairspray, and butter. Lots of butter.

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What happened to your dog?!?

NO, its simple, just put the peg through the hole and its done.

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Can't we just agree that it's way too complicated trying to build a model of the world economic system?

Supply and demand.

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Narnia
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Can you explain that weird peg in the hole thing to me in words that I can understand?

I wash my hands of the whole thing!

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Icarus
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Are you still donating to the sperm bank?

Give me the keys; I can drive.

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How often do you do this hand-washing thing? Could it be a slight case of OCD?

And then I did me a happy-dance tap-dance all over his yard.

Edit: Darn you, Icarus. Just because you're three hours ahead of me doesn't mean you have to be quicker than me. [Wink] [Razz] [Big Grin]

[ April 16, 2003, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: littlemissattitude ]

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Narnia
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So you broke up with him and then punched his MOTHER?

I'm disturbed.

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littlemissattitude
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(And to answer Icarus)

Yes, but on which side of the road?

My goodness, that was a tickly little earthquake.

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Narnia
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Why is the roof caved in?

It doesn't bother me that much any more.

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(And to answer Narnia)

And who isn't?

This is getting ridiculous.

Edit: Okay, I give. Not going to try to catch up anymore today. Maybe I'll just go back to bed and start over again. [Big Grin]

[ April 16, 2003, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: littlemissattitude ]

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Narnia
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Have you noticed how we keep beating each other to the punch?

I think it's rather amusing.

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Yeah, it is, actually. I know what it is, though. See I was a ten-month baby, a month old already when I was born. Took my time getting here and been trying to catch up ever since. [Big Grin]

Was that giggling I heard over the board?

And now, I hope, I've caught up.

[ April 16, 2003, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: littlemissattitude ]

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Hey Mr. Rabbit, excuse me, do you know the race has been over for hours?

He didn't stand a chance.

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He gave bunny rabbits to his kids for Easter and then ATE them?!?

The answer is so obvious, I just won't tell you.

[ April 16, 2003, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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Cheshire Kitty
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What happens when you play Twister with a porcupine?

It's the difference between the truth and a myth.

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Godric
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What is magical realism?

Fantasy Authors for $500, Alex.

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What are you hawking out of the trunk of you car NOW????

Ew...it does NOT taste like chicken!

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Cheshire Kitty
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Hey honey, I found this on the side of the road and fried it up for dinner. How does it taste?

But MOM it has lumps in it!

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Cannibal Mother: Are you going to eat your T_Smith or not?

4. I used to have five until the polar bear incident.

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How MANY teeth?

I'm taking offense! See me take offense!

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Cheshire Kitty
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I thought I told you to go get the white picket fence?

You can't do that on TV.

[ April 16, 2003, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: Cheshire Kitty ]

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Mind if I mark my territory?

Don't worry, It's a Nature show.

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Is it bad that the snake is repeatedly biting the host who's imitating Steve Irwin?

Not as such, it's better this way.

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Do you miss half your brain?

Its Pinky and the Brain.

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What do you call your naughty bits?

My that is a dirty question!

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Which do you prefer, Miracle Grow potting soil, or the cheap generic brand?

Yes, and I had it for lunch yesterday.

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Did the army ship home Saddam's box of 1978 Twinkies?

Style will take you far, but you'll fall in the face of the Grammar Nazi.

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So what do you think of this new beat poem I wrote?

It has a new lemony-fresh scent!

Edits for spelling, sheesh!

[ April 17, 2003, 02:21 PM: Message edited by: Sopwith ]

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Can you describe your new sheesh?

Spelling is for wizards.

[ April 17, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

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Bilbo, why did you spell my name "F-R-O-G-O" in your book???

Well, it doesn't have to be that pink...

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Shall we get this party started?

We're all pink inside.

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What did you say that got the bigot and homo-phobe mad enough to run you over with his truck 18 times?

Redundancy has saved me more than once.

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Who has saved you more? Once or Redundancy?

Run, Forrest, run.

<edit to put in form of a question>

[ April 17, 2003, 05:18 PM: Message edited by: Cheshire Kitty ]

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Are you sure life isn't like a box of Ex-Lax?

The grass is blue and the sky is green.

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What does our president use as a mantra?

No, the fish was INSIDE the balloon! The whole time!

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