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Enigmatic
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How long has this portal to the netherworld been in your bathroom?

Take me to the weasels.

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Jess N
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What do you want, Alien-boy?


Why are there men in black at my door?

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Hamson
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What did that farmer say before he got his brain wiped?

They're ready to go at a moments notice.

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Jess N
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Why are those guys sitting by the restroom?


It's curry time!

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Hamson
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What cooking show are you watching?

It happened in two stages. First, the ripping. Second, the exploding.

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Tante Shvester
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What do you think of those new Velcro Enemas?

It was a VERY shiny nose.

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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by Jess N:
Why are those guys sitting by the restroom?

[ROFL]
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Treason
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What was your idea for an alternative source of oil?


English may be a dead language.

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Tante Shvester
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Why is it that there are so many ghosts haunting the castles of Great Britain?

You should see a doctor for that little problem.

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Do you think this mole is shaped like Dumbledore?

I ate them all.

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Tante Shvester
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Are there any more mothballs?

I prefer maltballs.

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MandyM
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Why did you throw your chocolate shake at me?
Or
Why are your winter sweaters all sticky?

Sure looks like a fungus to me.

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Tante Shvester
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Have you seen William Shatner's newest toupee?

FIRE AT WILL!!

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Hamson
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Who was it we were suppose to be killing?

It stabs so painfully!

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Tante Shvester
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BB King, why did you switch from your other glucometer to the new One Touch Ultra?

To get to the other side.

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Why did you just flip my iPod over?


It doesn't work that way.

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Tante Shvester
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" So how do you think the formula works? I'm pretty hopeless with functions, but the aim is that someone like Tante who has a very high ratio of posts:time should start off with low increments of rating but increase as time flows with less effect of the posts posted later on. In other words, that the original boost in posts will be more valuable later."

[Confused]

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Jess N
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Could you explain that--in English?


Let's all have a latte and relax!

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Hamson
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quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
BB King, why did you switch from your other glucometer to the new One Touch Ultra?

[ROFL] I barely watch TV, and I see that commercial ALL the time.

Q: Caffine just adds to the crazyness! And then when everyones done with their drinks, they just want to lay back! Everyone needs to stop with this coffee buisness and improve this weak work ethic!

A: That lizard should know.

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Tante Shvester
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What is the surest way to choose the best insurance policy?

A manicure and a pedicure.

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Jess N
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Hamson: Is that question?

OK... OK

Why is that guy so happy about his car insurance?


I'll just use my sonic screwdriver!

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Hamson
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D'oh. Too slow.

Tante: What are those things that make your nails all spiffy?

Jess: Do you think they could even design a screwdriver better than my state of the art SOLAR SCREWER 20XX?

A path into the Hell world.

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Jess N
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What's the other name for Atlanta's 285N at 4:30 in the afternoon? (Sorry, had to post an Atlanta joke.)


Lassie, you're the best dog around!

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The Reader
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How did you speak to my Scottish Girlfriend?

That smell is either roadkill or really good cheese.

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Raia
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What's for dinner?

You'll have to check with my secretary first.

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Tante Shvester
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Is lingerie an appropriate gift for Administrative Assistants Day?

I'm having trouble with my Horizontal Hold.

(for those of us old enough to know what that is, it's not as dirty as it sounds)

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What did the alien from the future say? [what is horizontal hold?]

Subtract inner cube from outer cube.

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Tante Shvester
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Don't you hate when Dunkin' Donuts fills up your iced coffee with so much ice that there is barely room for the coffee in your cup? What do you do about that?

Charmed, I'm sure.

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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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What was that one blasphemous show on the WB? You know, the one with the girl from the Boss?

It's made almost entirely out of legos!!

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Nice car, is it enviromentally friendly?

Twist it twenty times and then lie down.

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Are you sure that Sally sells seashells by the seashore?

Only if you bring the potato salad.

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Can I follow you into the bathroom?


Eat it, it's good for you.

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Why'd you hand me this cinderblock?


You're supposed to rub it on your face.

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What do I do with this porcupine you just handed me?

It smells like Christmas!

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Why are you making us eat reindeer for dinner?


Look, if you only do it once, I'm sure it'll grow back.

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Treason
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I want to cut off my nose to spite my face. What do you think?


I should check with God.

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Do you think you could slide that mountain a little to the West.

It's not undiscovered if someone's been there before.

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Do you think Brazil is actually Phoenician?

Dam, dam, bloody dam!

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What do you get when you cross a beaver and an Aztec?


If you listen closely, you can hear the sizzle.

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Is that rain I hear?

Bollocks and blustering billywags!

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What did Dumbledorn (sp) say when he stubbed his toe?

No, no, pull the left one!

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How about I pull this one?

Red is a good color.

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I heard that Native Americans have come up with their own slogan like "Black is beautiful", what is it?

I didn't know it was loaded.

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What's assonance?

I think they were thirteen.

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How many died at dinner?

There's a leprachaun over in the corner.

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This house is so dull, as if it has no life in it.

A mischievous little cattle-prod!

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How do you think the kindergarten teacher managed to get her class to stage "Hamlet" for back-to-school night?

Careful! You could put an eye out!

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What's this pointy object for?

Pot roast. And ketchup. And grilled onions and carrots. Yum!

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Give me that sword, please. I've been training with them.

Because glasses are made out of wooden discs.

Edit: Missed quiddy's. Ignore this, please.

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quid: Okay, we have the patern picked out, now for a material. What do you want your suit made of?

Λαβύρινθος: Why did he scream so much when he heard he was getting contacts from the same guy who made his glasses?

I've never seen him do that before.

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