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Stone_Wolf_
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What happened to your sanity?

Mine too!

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suminonA
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Did you know that my ability to copy other people is the greatest in the world?

No copyright.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you honestly sell your birthright to your brother for the price of a bowl of lentils?

Allways use correct spelling.

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So what's the difference between two people named Always and Allways?

Its height was impressive.

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Did you think that question was funny?

Go! Go! Go!

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Tante Shvester
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What is the Ex-Lax Cheer?

Under the shade of the magnolia tree.

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Where did you say you had watched the “Magnolia” movie sequel, “Magnolia Too”?

Never sequel.

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What are they calling "The Never-Ending Story 17", anyway?

That explains the post-traumatic stress syndrome, anyway.

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MandyM
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Yes, I'm married. Why do you ask?

I love him. Really I do.

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Tell me honestly how you feel about your three-year old when he asserts his independence by throwing a screaming fit in the middle of the department store?

If the shoe fits, wear it.

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MandyM
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Cinderella, do you really think those shoes are flattering on such large feet?

Everyone should get a chance to voice their opinions.

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Tante Shvester
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Why would you schedule a mime to give the rebuttal on a radio debate?

M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E

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How does a dyslexic spell esuomyekcim?

Simply reverse the order.

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I don't get it; why does everyone keep putting the answer in front of the question?

It really does beg the question.

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What was I thinking? Blue-suede shoes and red hoody?

go with the flow.

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MandyM
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Did you just ask if I had PMS?

You must be nuts to imply that!

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Do-You-Have-A-Robotic-Fascination-with-your-womanhood?

Lord knows, I do.

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Casanova, Lady is wondering if ...?

Navigating upstream.

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Tante Shvester
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What were you doing when you found yourself up a creek without a paddle?

Well, even Wite-Out comes in colors now.

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Why would you say that there is no more purity in the World?

He wouldn't have approved of that.

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MandyM
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What do you think of Clod's recent post about OSC?

I am just not sure what to think anymore.

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Don’t you think that in a twisted kind of way, “kicking in the junk” might mean a way of showing revering appreciation in Clod’s little Universe?

I would definitely not kick the kicker in the junk.

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What is this about a reinterpretation of "turn the other cheek"?

It worked for Jesus.

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Would it be silly to pursue a career in joinery?

Only if you eschew staples.

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I can't believe all those poor children drowned. What were they thinking trying to walk across a lake like that?

Next time buy a boat.

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Tante Shvester
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Do these inflatable sandals really work as a floatation device?

One Haiku writ small
in words but large in feeling
resonates through time.

[edit --that question was for Wolf, but it works for Dante, too]

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Stone_Wolf_
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Do you think there is any power in poetry?

Rhyming is unnecessary.

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Tante Shvester
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Why did the university cut the budget of the poetry department?

Stands to reason.

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Why does that student rise to her feet every time she's working out a math problem?

Birkenstocks have the arch in the wrong place for my feet.

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Every try cork soled sandlas?

I had to look that one up.

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Did you know that "panache" means "flamboyance"?

I said "cute", not "acute".

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You really think I have a shrill face?

Thanks for the complement...I guess.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you know that if you reduced your body to its chemical constituents that those chemicals would have a value of $1.98?

Breathtaking.

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MandyM
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What do you think will happen if I suck all the helium out of this balloon?

And that's all I have to say about that.

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Are you just going to sit there saying nothing?

"Nothing!"

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So, what is 10 plus, 4, minus 12, times 3, plus 4 times zero plus 14, minus 10, times the square root of 4, minus 8?

Nothing plus something equals sometimes.

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What do you think of the You will never need to know algebra thread?

Well, sometimes that just happens. It doesn't necessarily mean anything.

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Any new movie quotes for me to obsess over?

And that's when the wombat said, "Pickles, I'd rather be a skullery maid."

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Dare I ask what the wombat's reply was to being shot by Dick Cheney?

I look up and all I see are flys!

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Are you dead?

I am a leaf on the wind.

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So if reincarnation is true, what do you think you were in another life?

You can't handle the truth!

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Why is Dick Button posting on Hatrack?

I was already thinking of that question, and I just pretended it went with the previous answer.

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How do you, as a psychic, fool people into believing that you can tell the future.

I like pickles.

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Okay, you have a six inch turkey on white with lettace, tomato, light mayo and mustard, anything else for you?

I would, but my left foot is caught in a bear trap.

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Ok, be very careful. Your right foot is on a landmine. I'm going to count to 3 and then you jump away OK?

Well, you're screwed.

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Hey, where does all that rust come from?

New page!

[ February 26, 2006, 06:11 AM: Message edited by: suminonA ]

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Oh! Oh! Did you SEE that??

She has a very nice back.

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Why do you always smile when she walks away?

Made sense to me.

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Why did you put your shoes in the fridge?

Because of the erotic seductiveness of knowledge

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Why are you dating a graduate student?

It's so big that it's behind you.

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