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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 20, 2006 05:36 AM
What happened to your sanity? Mine too!
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suminonA
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posted February 20, 2006 09:02 AM
Did you know that my ability to copy other people is the greatest in the world? No copyright.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 20, 2006 11:37 AM
Did you honestly sell your birthright to your brother for the price of a bowl of lentils? Allways use correct spelling.
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suminonA
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posted February 20, 2006 11:53 AM
So what's the difference between two people named Always and Allways? Its height was impressive.
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MandyM
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posted February 20, 2006 02:01 PM
Did you think that question was funny? Go! Go! Go!
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 20, 2006 02:03 PM
What is the Ex-Lax Cheer? Under the shade of the magnolia tree.
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suminonA
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posted February 20, 2006 02:25 PM
Where did you say you had watched the “Magnolia” movie sequel, “Magnolia Too”? Never sequel.
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Sterling
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posted February 20, 2006 02:32 PM
What are they calling "The Never-Ending Story 17", anyway? That explains the post-traumatic stress syndrome, anyway.
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MandyM
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posted February 20, 2006 04:00 PM
Yes, I'm married. Why do you ask? I love him. Really I do.
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posted February 20, 2006 04:03 PM
Tell me honestly how you feel about your three-year old when he asserts his independence by throwing a screaming fit in the middle of the department store? If the shoe fits, wear it.
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MandyM
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posted February 20, 2006 05:23 PM
Cinderella, do you really think those shoes are flattering on such large feet? Everyone should get a chance to voice their opinions.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 20, 2006 05:40 PM
Why would you schedule a mime to give the rebuttal on a radio debate? M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 20, 2006 08:44 PM
How does a dyslexic spell esuomyekcim? Simply reverse the order.
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posted February 20, 2006 08:46 PM
I don't get it; why does everyone keep putting the answer in front of the question? It really does beg the question.
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clod
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posted February 20, 2006 08:56 PM
What was I thinking? Blue-suede shoes and red hoody? go with the flow.
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MandyM
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posted February 20, 2006 11:30 PM
Did you just ask if I had PMS? You must be nuts to imply that!
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clod
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posted February 20, 2006 11:41 PM
Do-You-Have-A-Robotic-Fascination-with-your-womanhood? Lord knows, I do.
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suminonA
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posted February 21, 2006 03:44 AM
Casanova, Lady is wondering if ...? Navigating upstream.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 21, 2006 07:41 AM
What were you doing when you found yourself up a creek without a paddle? Well, even Wite-Out comes in colors now.
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suminonA
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posted February 21, 2006 03:16 PM
Why would you say that there is no more purity in the World? He wouldn't have approved of that.
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MandyM
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posted February 21, 2006 05:03 PM
What do you think of Clod's recent post about OSC? I am just not sure what to think anymore.
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suminonA
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posted February 21, 2006 05:33 PM
Don’t you think that in a twisted kind of way, “kicking in the junk” might mean a way of showing revering appreciation in Clod’s little Universe? I would definitely not kick the kicker in the junk.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 22, 2006 01:16 AM
What is this about a reinterpretation of "turn the other cheek"? It worked for Jesus.
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clod
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posted February 22, 2006 01:20 AM
Would it be silly to pursue a career in joinery? Only if you eschew staples.
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dantesparadigm
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posted February 22, 2006 01:22 AM
I can't believe all those poor children drowned. What were they thinking trying to walk across a lake like that? Next time buy a boat.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 22, 2006 01:27 AM
Do these inflatable sandals really work as a floatation device? One Haiku writ small in words but large in feeling resonates through time. [edit --that question was for Wolf, but it works for Dante, too]
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 22, 2006 01:47 AM
Do you think there is any power in poetry? Rhyming is unnecessary.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 22, 2006 01:49 AM
Why did the university cut the budget of the poetry department? Stands to reason.
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posted February 22, 2006 08:00 AM
Why does that student rise to her feet every time she's working out a math problem? Birkenstocks have the arch in the wrong place for my feet.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 22, 2006 08:25 AM
Every try cork soled sandlas? I had to look that one up.
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Sterling
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posted February 22, 2006 02:57 PM
Did you know that "panache" means "flamboyance"? I said "cute", not "acute".
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Steev
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posted February 22, 2006 08:11 PM
You really think I have a shrill face? Thanks for the complement...I guess.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 22, 2006 11:58 PM
Did you know that if you reduced your body to its chemical constituents that those chemicals would have a value of $1.98? Breathtaking.
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MandyM
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posted February 23, 2006 12:18 AM
What do you think will happen if I suck all the helium out of this balloon? And that's all I have to say about that.
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suminonA
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posted February 23, 2006 06:23 AM
Are you just going to sit there saying nothing? "Nothing!"
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 23, 2006 08:51 PM
So, what is 10 plus, 4, minus 12, times 3, plus 4 times zero plus 14, minus 10, times the square root of 4, minus 8? Nothing plus something equals sometimes.
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peterh
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posted February 24, 2006 03:22 PM
Any new movie quotes for me to obsess over? And that's when the wombat said, "Pickles, I'd rather be a skullery maid."
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Steev
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posted February 24, 2006 04:06 PM
Dare I ask what the wombat's reply was to being shot by Dick Cheney? I look up and all I see are flys!
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Dr Strangelove
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posted February 24, 2006 04:34 PM
Are you dead? I am a leaf on the wind.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 24, 2006 11:29 PM
So if reincarnation is true, what do you think you were in another life? You can't handle the truth!
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posted February 25, 2006 12:20 AM
Why is Dick Button posting on Hatrack? I was already thinking of that question, and I just pretended it went with the previous answer.
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MandyM
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posted February 25, 2006 11:13 AM
How do you, as a psychic, fool people into believing that you can tell the future. I like pickles.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 25, 2006 12:24 PM
Okay, you have a six inch turkey on white with lettace, tomato, light mayo and mustard, anything else for you? I would, but my left foot is caught in a bear trap.
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dantesparadigm
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posted February 25, 2006 01:25 PM
Ok, be very careful. Your right foot is on a landmine. I'm going to count to 3 and then you jump away OK? Well, you're screwed.
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suminonA
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posted February 25, 2006 03:08 PM
Hey, where does all that rust come from? New page! [ February 26, 2006, 06:11 AM: Message edited by: suminonA ]
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Dick Button
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posted February 25, 2006 03:10 PM
Oh! Oh! Did you SEE that?? She has a very nice back.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 25, 2006 03:17 PM
Why do you always smile when she walks away? Made sense to me.
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sarcare
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posted February 25, 2006 10:12 PM
Why did you put your shoes in the fridge? Because of the erotic seductiveness of knowledge
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EarlNMeyer-Flask
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posted February 25, 2006 11:48 PM
Why are you dating a graduate student? It's so big that it's behind you.
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