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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Dr Strangelove
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Wow, did you really arrest Cindy Sheehan AND a representatives wife?
Ok, enough with the politics.
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Morbo
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Did you hear that Sheehan was arrested and booked but the pro-war wife was just politely asked to leave?
I hate revisionism.
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Dr Strangelove
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Did you hear that Sheehan was arrested and booked but the pro-war wife was just politely asked to leave?
say pretty please.
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suminonA
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Would you make a cute remark?
Never again!
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Stone_Wolf_
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Want a cookie?
Not right now, I have a headache.
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suminonA
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What's the worst thing to hear when in the mood?
Right now!
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The Pixiest
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When's the best time to watch Shounen Ai?
I don't care, just give me a cookie and I'll be happy.
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Stone_Wolf_
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Did you hear that there's an asteroid going to hit the earth tomorrow and kill us all?
It must be a seriously good cookie.
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suminonA
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What's that cookie doing punishing all the other bad yet funny cookies?
There are some things better left untold.
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Uprooted
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Have you read the latest about Brad and Angelina?
Your slip is showing.
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Tante Shvester
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What did Transvestite Jung say to Transvestite Freud?
Well, that was unexpected.
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suminonA
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What’s so special about your enjoying the “Great Expectations” movie?
That has nothing to do with it.
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peterh
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Did you know your pants are on fire?
Please pass the milk.
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MandyM
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What are you crying over?
I didn't spill it.
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Uprooted
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Who planted the leak about Valerie Plame, Mr. Rove?
Sometimes the ends justify the means.
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dantesparadigm
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How did you get such gigantic average temperatures in Hiroshima and Nagasaki for 1945?
So that’s the deal with airline food.
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Stone_Wolf_
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Ever hear about the missing pets at the airport?
Hitler was a vegitarian!
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clod
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Hitler was a what?
oh. I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Tante Shvester
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry wine!
That's a question?
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Morbo
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Why must you answer questions with questions? Whatsamatter, you?
Nobody really knew Sophie.
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MandyM
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Who should do the eulogy for our beloved poodle?
We are out of cat food.
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clod
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The Sphinx's tummy is growling again.
Ok, here's my quarter.
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sandulmelon
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Is this all I am worth to you, ten cents?!
We'll never do THAT again.
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suminonA
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Did you know that there are people against oral ~6~ ?
I would never spell that on a forum.
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Beanny
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Ni!
Go away, foolish Kniggit, or I shall taunt you again!
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Stone_Wolf_
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You are French, what are you doing here, this is England?!
Never seen it.
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MandyM
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Have you noticed all the innuendos on this thread lately?
I would never imply that on this forum.
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Uprooted
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Are you sayin' that a bunch of perverts post here?
I was afraid of that.
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Tante Shvester
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So, you're going to be on Fear Factor this season?
My greatest fear is being on Fear Factor.
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clod
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What did she have to say after that?
She put the ticket in her pocket, that's all she wanted to do.
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MandyM
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What did your sister do when she found out she was chosen for Fear Factor?
I would say I am afraid of marshmallows and kittens.
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suminonA
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What would you say if a pack of huge-over-sized kittens made of marshmallows attacked you?
Never fear!
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Stone_Wolf_
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Where is Underdog?
Walk quietly and carry a big stick.
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Dr Strangelove
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What's the alternative to stomping with a twig?
How the heck did that happen?
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Stone_Wolf_
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Young man, why is your brother stuck up to his neck in an inflatable crocodile?
The inflatable alligator was out sick.
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suminonA
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What do you mean "Indiana Jones and the cute-yellow Rubber Duck"?
Funny.
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Stone_Wolf_
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What do you call a duck with a head cold?
Duck and cover!
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clod
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Quack?!?!
It's by chicken-little & the gang.
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Tante Shvester
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Who wrote "What the Cluck is Up Wit' Dat"?
Lemon juice in a papercut! Why! There should be a law!
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Dr Strangelove
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Do you think its beneath us to resort to the ultimate torture?
Those are poison love apples!
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MandyM
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What would the dwarves have said to Snow White had they stayed home from work on that fateful day?
St. Valentine's story is pretty tragic to have a holiday celebrating it.
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suminonA
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What do you mean "love" is a paradox?
I love love.
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Dr Strangelove
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Did you know that 'love' stands for Loud Obnoxious Voyeuristic Entertainer?
Roses are so overrated.
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Geekazoid99
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Are you getting you mistress roses for valetines day?
It had looked so fat and juicy
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Pinky
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Why did you eat that caterpillar?
I never sleep at night.
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MandyM
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So, Dracula, why is it that you only shop at the 24-hour Quickie-Mart?
I would rather get a gift for Valentine's Day than get VD.
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Brinestone
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Would you rather get a gift for Valentine's Day or get VD?
(Sorry it's lame, but it made me giggle, so I had to post it in case it made someone else giggle too.)
I could give you that!
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Pinky
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I'll always love him... he just doesn't give me a reason to hate him.
You can't be serious.
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SteveRogers
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Q: You really don't understand how to play this game, do you?
A: Come on, get up, and get down with the dance partner.
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