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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Youth ap Orem
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posted December 29, 2006 02:19 PM
Burning Banana Peel: Why you gotta stereotype me man?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 29, 2006 03:40 PM
What have you got in that carry-on bag, sir?
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Sterling
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posted December 30, 2006 01:31 PM
Why are you carrying a cannister of liquid nitrogen?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 30, 2006 11:04 PM
Would you care to join me in a tongue-and-groove class?
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Ecthalion
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posted December 30, 2006 11:10 PM
So what exactly is a sock puppet performance?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 30, 2006 11:21 PM
Why won't you play the triangle in our ensemble?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted December 30, 2006 11:24 PM
How would you rate yourself over-all?
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 31, 2006 12:48 AM
What's this paper sack for?
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Sterling
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posted December 31, 2006 01:00 AM
What could possess anyone to eat a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach?
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Reticulum
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posted December 31, 2006 01:30 AM
I'm starting a rally in the name of Hitler, and his brilliance. Wanna come and chant Zieg Heil?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 31, 2006 03:25 AM
Do you have any idea why I keep failing at my experiments to breed a self-baking chicken?
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Avatar300
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posted December 31, 2006 03:48 AM
Why did everyone flee the dance floor?
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Icarus
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posted December 31, 2006 03:56 AM
"I hate this" WHAT??
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Reticulum
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posted December 31, 2006 07:20 AM
So my old band teacher is about to make this joke online, and...
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 31, 2006 11:23 AM
Sure I gave you a failing grade in Chemistry. Is there any reason that I shouldn't have?
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Sterling
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posted January 02, 2007 01:44 AM
If you don't belong to a religion that forbids the use of alcohol, why are you telling everyone who's drinking that they'll go to hell?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 02, 2007 03:00 AM
What's your definition of Terminal Velocity?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 02, 2007 10:37 AM
What do you think of a remake of "Striptease" starring Bea Arthur?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 03, 2007 04:26 AM
How can you be sure that you hurt your finger when you smashed it with that hammer?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 03, 2007 05:47 PM
You're trying to contact the mother ship with a Speak and Spell and the blade from a table saw? Huh?
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Sterling
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posted January 03, 2007 10:21 PM
What happened to your dream of an ostrich farm next to an all-night gas station?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 03, 2007 11:08 PM
Anyone got anything that can disarm this nuclear device?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 04, 2007 05:25 AM
What are the contents of your hobo starterskit?
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Euripides
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posted January 04, 2007 10:13 AM
So you can't plug back into the matrix anymore?
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Youth ap Orem
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posted January 04, 2007 02:17 PM
In order, can you name your ideal significant other, your biggest role model, someone who resembles you physically, and someone who resembles you personality wise?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 04, 2007 04:42 PM
:sniff: Did you have to give me your cold?
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Sterling
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posted January 04, 2007 08:56 PM
Yarr, I just raised me hook, now what did we volunteer for?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 05, 2007 05:20 AM
Why do you object whenever I try to kick myself in the head?
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Youth ap Orem
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posted January 05, 2007 03:00 PM
Have you heard of that new prank where you open a champagne bottle right underneath someones rear?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 05, 2007 03:14 PM
How are you going to market that new "Not-A-Secret: Odorant and Perspirant in One"?
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Sterling
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posted January 05, 2007 05:21 PM
What's the downside of having made your fortune by selling Enron stock?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 06, 2007 12:18 PM
What do you think about my decision to wait the coming nuclear war out in my basement?
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Sterling
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posted January 06, 2007 09:48 PM
I'm in charge of provisions for a camping trip during which I'll be sharing a small tent with several Orthodox Jews; is there anything you'd recommend I'd bring?
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Mix-up
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posted January 06, 2007 11:55 PM
Where did you get that chicken head?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 07, 2007 01:08 AM
You have your mother's eyes, and your father's nose, but wher'd you get those fat lips?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 07, 2007 04:57 AM
Godzilla, why aren't you playing with Tokyo any more?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 07, 2007 06:09 PM
Why are there billions and billions of bugs in my house this morning?
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JumboWumbo
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posted January 07, 2007 06:23 PM
There are twenty seven serial killers running around in my backyard with guns and hand gernades; what do I do?[ January 07, 2007, 06:55 PM: Message edited by: JumboWumbo ]
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Stan the man
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posted January 07, 2007 06:26 PM
Why are you prancing around like Richard Simmons?
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Avatar300
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posted January 08, 2007 12:13 AM
What can I use to mask the taste of poison in his drink?
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Sterling
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posted January 08, 2007 12:37 AM
Is it true if I enlist in the National Guard right now I can get 10 CDs for a penny?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 08, 2007 06:19 AM
Can you explain this eerie sensation I have of being controlled by the TV every time I grab for the remote?
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Avatar300
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posted January 08, 2007 08:04 PM
Why do you have a light bulb as big as the ritz?
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Sterling
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posted January 09, 2007 01:08 AM
Yes, I threw a spleen at you during gross anatomy class; what are you gonna do about it?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 09, 2007 02:55 AM
Why'd you throw this country into chaos by explaining to the public that every registered voter can establish their own party?
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Avatar300
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posted January 09, 2007 12:32 PM
What happens if I push this button?
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JumboWumbo
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posted January 10, 2007 12:51 AM
What ever happened to furballs?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 10, 2007 03:25 AM
Will this big, scary dog attack me if anger it by pulling on it's tail?
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Sterling
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posted January 10, 2007 02:43 PM
Who's play is it in the lords-versus-servants volleyball match?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 10, 2007 04:11 PM
Where do you get all these birds?
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