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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Youth ap Orem
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posted December 29, 2006 02:19 PM
Burning Banana Peel: Why you gotta stereotype me man? A beagle, a bagel, and something illegal.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 29, 2006 03:40 PM
What have you got in that carry-on bag, sir? I'm cool with that.
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Sterling
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posted December 30, 2006 01:31 PM
Why are you carrying a cannister of liquid nitrogen? Unusually, that sounds like a good idea.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 30, 2006 11:04 PM
Would you care to join me in a tongue-and-groove class? A show of hands.
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Ecthalion
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posted December 30, 2006 11:10 PM
So what exactly is a sock puppet performance? It still requires tinking to be done.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 30, 2006 11:21 PM
Why won't you play the triangle in our ensemble? I'm not over-tall.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted December 30, 2006 11:24 PM
How would you rate yourself over-all? With a face like that, the world is your crab rangoon.
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Dead_Horse
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posted December 31, 2006 12:48 AM
What's this paper sack for? You don't eat it, you rub it on your face.
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Sterling
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posted December 31, 2006 01:00 AM
What could possess anyone to eat a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that's not okay.
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Reticulum
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posted December 31, 2006 01:30 AM
I'm starting a rally in the name of Hitler, and his brilliance. Wanna come and chant Zieg Heil? No, no, no, the chicken goes on TOP of the toaster.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 31, 2006 03:25 AM
Do you have any idea why I keep failing at my experiments to breed a self-baking chicken? They're doing the Macarena.
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Avatar300
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posted December 31, 2006 03:48 AM
Why did everyone flee the dance floor? I ate his shorts.
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Icarus
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posted December 31, 2006 03:56 AM
"I hate this" WHAT?? That's what ended the internet.
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Reticulum
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posted December 31, 2006 07:20 AM
So my old band teacher is about to make this joke online, and... In conclusion, I have tried your experiment and found that 1) NO!, and 2) You're an idiot.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 31, 2006 11:23 AM
Sure I gave you a failing grade in Chemistry. Is there any reason that I shouldn't have? It's just what I do at a bar.
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Sterling
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posted January 02, 2007 01:44 AM
If you don't belong to a religion that forbids the use of alcohol, why are you telling everyone who's drinking that they'll go to hell? A fast machine, plasticine, and Charlie Sheen.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 02, 2007 03:00 AM
What's your definition of Terminal Velocity? That sounds to me like the worst movie ever.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 02, 2007 10:37 AM
What do you think of a remake of "Striptease" starring Bea Arthur? Well, it's throbbing, that's for sure.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 03, 2007 04:26 AM
How can you be sure that you hurt your finger when you smashed it with that hammer? They're coming to take me away.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 03, 2007 05:47 PM
You're trying to contact the mother ship with a Speak and Spell and the blade from a table saw? Huh? It perished in giant fireball of kerosene and ostrich feathers.
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Sterling
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posted January 03, 2007 10:21 PM
What happened to your dream of an ostrich farm next to an all-night gas station? This knife has an attachment for that as well!
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 03, 2007 11:08 PM
Anyone got anything that can disarm this nuclear device? Duct tape, Mentos, and a refrigerator box.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 04, 2007 05:25 AM
What are the contents of your hobo starterskit? I'm disconnected, but I don't need pity.
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Euripides
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posted January 04, 2007 10:13 AM
So you can't plug back into the matrix anymore? Richard Simmons, Hermann Göring, Abraham Lincoln, and Lee Harvey Oswald.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted January 04, 2007 02:17 PM
In order, can you name your ideal significant other, your biggest role model, someone who resembles you physically, and someone who resembles you personality wise? You know I could never deny you what was rightfully mine.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 04, 2007 04:42 PM
:sniff: Did you have to give me your cold? We haven't had a good keel-hauling all week.
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Sterling
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posted January 04, 2007 08:56 PM
Yarr, I just raised me hook, now what did we volunteer for? That's definitely not helping.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 05, 2007 05:20 AM
Why do you object whenever I try to kick myself in the head? Don't pull the plug on me!
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Youth ap Orem
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posted January 05, 2007 03:00 PM
Have you heard of that new prank where you open a champagne bottle right underneath someones rear? Sweating is nature's way of saying I love you.
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Dan_raven
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posted January 05, 2007 03:14 PM
How are you going to market that new "Not-A-Secret: Odorant and Perspirant in One"? Sometimes I am ashamed of myself.
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Sterling
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posted January 05, 2007 05:21 PM
What's the downside of having made your fortune by selling Enron stock? Such patience is uncalled for.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 06, 2007 12:18 PM
What do you think about my decision to wait the coming nuclear war out in my basement? Just make sure you have plenty of pork & beans.
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Sterling
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posted January 06, 2007 09:48 PM
I'm in charge of provisions for a camping trip during which I'll be sharing a small tent with several Orthodox Jews; is there anything you'd recommend I'd bring? It was included with the kids' meal.
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Mix-up
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posted January 06, 2007 11:55 PM
Where did you get that chicken head? Thats from my cousin, Gus.
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 07, 2007 01:08 AM
You have your mother's eyes, and your father's nose, but wher'd you get those fat lips? Everything is broken.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 07, 2007 04:57 AM
Godzilla, why aren't you playing with Tokyo any more? It's the plague, I tell you, the plague!
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 07, 2007 06:09 PM
Why are there billions and billions of bugs in my house this morning? Just catch six or 7 of them and put them in a big box.
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JumboWumbo
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posted January 07, 2007 06:23 PM
There are twenty seven serial killers running around in my backyard with guns and hand gernades; what do I do? That's the happy dance [ January 07, 2007, 06:55 PM: Message edited by: JumboWumbo ]
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Stan the man
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posted January 07, 2007 06:26 PM
Why are you prancing around like Richard Simmons? Pinch of salt and a lime. Then chug it down.
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Avatar300
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posted January 08, 2007 12:13 AM
What can I use to mask the taste of poison in his drink? That's how they get you.
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Sterling
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posted January 08, 2007 12:37 AM
Is it true if I enlist in the National Guard right now I can get 10 CDs for a penny? A tragic result of putting the batteries in backwards.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 08, 2007 06:19 AM
Can you explain this eerie sensation I have of being controlled by the TV every time I grab for the remote? I fear the oncoming night.
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Avatar300
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posted January 08, 2007 08:04 PM
Why do you have a light bulb as big as the ritz? I can kill you with my brain.
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Sterling
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posted January 09, 2007 01:08 AM
Yes, I threw a spleen at you during gross anatomy class; what are you gonna do about it? I prefer to think of it as a marvelous political experiment.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 09, 2007 02:55 AM
Why'd you throw this country into chaos by explaining to the public that every registered voter can establish their own party? Great balls of fire.
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Avatar300
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posted January 09, 2007 12:32 PM
What happens if I push this button? Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
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JumboWumbo
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posted January 10, 2007 12:51 AM
What ever happened to furballs? Not if you pinch it first.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 10, 2007 03:25 AM
Will this big, scary dog attack me if anger it by pulling on it's tail? Serve the servants.
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Sterling
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posted January 10, 2007 02:43 PM
Who's play is it in the lords-versus-servants volleyball match? Hey, I just plant the seeds.
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 10, 2007 04:11 PM
Where do you get all these birds? It started out normal, but it grew to be nine feet tall.
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