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peterh
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How long is it?

Bigger than a breadbox.

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Tante Shvester
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Just how long is a baguette?

For home improvement, go to Home Depot. For bus improvement, go to Bus Depot.

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I have a mobile home I wanted to fix up, any advice?

Call a realtor.

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Tante Shvester
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I'm fed up with all those phony tors out there. Any advice?

Little pink pills.

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suminonA
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Doctor, I'm little pink obsessed with little pink everything, any little pink advice?

I could have started a "Hello #1.73" thread, but I didn't want to make a big fuss about it.

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Sterling
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Are you responsible for the "Hello 3.14159..." thread? ARE YOU?!!

Run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.

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Tinros
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My boyfriend left his American flag underwear over here... what should I do?

Make it jump!

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Sterling
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Well, what am _I_ supposed to do with a "defective Mexican jumping bean"?

Take hourly until symptoms cease or patient dies.

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Tante Shvester
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How often can a person take last rites, anyway?

I don't find that to be funny at all.

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Wanna go see Carrot Top live in concert?

I'd rather dig out my eyes with a spork.

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suminonA
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Could you please help me come up with a name for this thing, half spoon - half fork ?

Help needed.

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Stone_Wolf_
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Hey boss, what would you say if I asked for the month of March off?

I tried it once, but didn't like it.

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Tante Shvester
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You ever been to Advent's virtual bar and grill?

Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him. Well.

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suminonA
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You mean you've _never_ heard of rich Yorick?

My fingernails were against it.

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Sterling
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How do you justify casting 218 positive votes and one negative one, just by yourself?

Not his best work.

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Tante Shvester
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So you really believe that all those TV preachers are really divinely inspired -- even Pat Robertson?

Sure. That's what H.A.T.R.A.C.K. stands for.

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suminonA
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You mean I just hang my H.A.T. here?

Ok, H.A.T.R.A.C.K. is back on track.

[ March 01, 2006, 03:37 PM: Message edited by: suminonA ]

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Narnia
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Will you please let me know when the Humanoid Assembled for Troubleshooting, Rational Assasination and Ceaseless Killing comes back on line?

It takes a really long time.

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Tante Shvester
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How long does it take for a sloth to digest its food?

Those aren't parentheses.

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Tinros
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Are those parentheses in your pockets, or are you just happy to see me?

I saw him in the corner.

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Sterling
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So your friend who was lost on that Antarctic expedition is in that big block of ice, there?

Imagine if he paused to edit his work...

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Wow, can you believe how many projects OSC plans to write this year?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Sterling
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Did you say (cough, cough) "to be or not to be"?

Wrong, but I like that better.

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suminonA
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Doctor, you were going to tell me that I had only a few more months to live, right?

The box was already open.

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Pandora, what have you done??

Well, I suppose you could make a case for that.

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Sterling
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It's loud, hot, dangerous, and whenever the cat jumps on it the hard drive crashes- what do I do?

That's not how I remember it.

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Tante Shvester
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But I gave you the dollar for the lottery ticket, and told you to play the numbers for your anniversary and birthday, and that if the ticket came up a winner, I'd treat you to lunch, remember?

Soup spoons and tea spoons.

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Sterling
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But if we beat our swords into plowshares, what will we fight with?

Impossible, immoral, and fattening.

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Szymon
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Mhmm, what about eating a horse alive?

Cats in a cradle. And a silver spoon

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What do I need for my cake?


PIZZA, PIZZA, DADDY-O!

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Jeesh
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What do I need to put in the cake?


PIZZA, PIZZA, DADDY-O!

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Tante Shvester
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What should we serve to all the hipsters at the party?

[No No]

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Will B
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[Cry]

25% off!

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MandyM
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So how much of your hair would you like me to cut today?

It doesn't matter as long as there's frosting!

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Tante Shvester
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Are you worried about the roads icing up?

Fools! Begone!

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Jeesh
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Can we have two scoops of vanilla?

Stop, you're making me hungry!

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MandyM
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Do you want to share my Cheetos? Or are you still on that diet?

They're good but they turn your fingers orange.

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What do you think about the new Oompa Loompa restaurant?

Sorry, you're not my type.

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Q: Why won't you accept my blood? You're dying for goodness sake!

A: Lost it. Lost it. Lost it. Lost It. Lost It! LOST IT! Its all gone. Flown away like a little birdey, chirp chirp. LOST IT!

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Tinros
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Whatever happened to your sanity?

There's always fruitcake.

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What's the perfect gift for someone I don't really care for?

Excuse me, that's my purse you just picked up.

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Jeesh
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What's this raccoon doing here?

Mmmmm, I love this!

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Is french-kissing your ice cream sundae really necessary?

Irrational, but understandable.

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MandyM
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Did you see him French-kissing his ice cream sundae?

I like nuts on mine.

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Pepperoni pizza is so good!

That's my dog's name.

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Pussy ate your breakfest? Dont worry, wifes always do that.
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suminonA
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Could you, for once, NOT give me an answer?

Thank you.

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What would you say if I did your taxes for you, mowed your lawn and painted your house?

That's not enough.

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What would you say if I cooked a five course meal, cleaned the kitchen, and took out the trash?

It isn't sustainable in the long run.

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What would you say if you saw my toilet?

Can't, it's rated R.

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