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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
peterh
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posted February 26, 2006 12:10 AM
How long is it? Bigger than a breadbox.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 26, 2006 01:27 AM
Just how long is a baguette? For home improvement, go to Home Depot. For bus improvement, go to Bus Depot.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 26, 2006 09:51 AM
I have a mobile home I wanted to fix up, any advice? Call a realtor.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 26, 2006 01:24 PM
I'm fed up with all those phony tors out there. Any advice? Little pink pills.
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suminonA
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posted February 26, 2006 03:56 PM
Doctor, I'm little pink obsessed with little pink everything, any little pink advice? I could have started a "Hello #1.73" thread, but I didn't want to make a big fuss about it.
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Sterling
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posted February 26, 2006 07:10 PM
Are you responsible for the "Hello 3.14159..." thread? ARE YOU?!! Run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.
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Tinros
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posted February 26, 2006 09:01 PM
My boyfriend left his American flag underwear over here... what should I do? Make it jump!
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Sterling
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posted February 27, 2006 03:08 PM
Well, what am _I_ supposed to do with a "defective Mexican jumping bean"? Take hourly until symptoms cease or patient dies.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 27, 2006 04:07 PM
How often can a person take last rites, anyway? I don't find that to be funny at all.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 28, 2006 05:56 AM
Wanna go see Carrot Top live in concert? I'd rather dig out my eyes with a spork.
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suminonA
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posted February 28, 2006 07:02 AM
Could you please help me come up with a name for this thing, half spoon - half fork ? Help needed.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted March 01, 2006 06:56 AM
Hey boss, what would you say if I asked for the month of March off? I tried it once, but didn't like it.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 01, 2006 07:06 AM
You ever been to Advent's virtual bar and grill? Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him. Well.
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suminonA
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posted March 01, 2006 12:16 PM
You mean you've _never_ heard of rich Yorick? My fingernails were against it.
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Sterling
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posted March 01, 2006 12:19 PM
How do you justify casting 218 positive votes and one negative one, just by yourself? Not his best work.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 01, 2006 12:24 PM
So you really believe that all those TV preachers are really divinely inspired -- even Pat Robertson? Sure. That's what H.A.T.R.A.C.K. stands for.
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suminonA
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posted March 01, 2006 12:27 PM
You mean I just hang my H.A.T. here? Ok, H.A.T.R.A.C.K. is back on track. [ March 01, 2006, 03:37 PM: Message edited by: suminonA ]
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Narnia
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posted March 01, 2006 05:29 PM
Will you please let me know when the H umanoid A ssembled for T roubleshooting, R ational A ssasination and C easeless K illing comes back on line? It takes a really long time.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 01, 2006 05:32 PM
How long does it take for a sloth to digest its food? Those aren't parentheses.
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Tinros
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posted March 01, 2006 07:48 PM
Are those parentheses in your pockets, or are you just happy to see me? I saw him in the corner.
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Sterling
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posted March 01, 2006 08:51 PM
So your friend who was lost on that Antarctic expedition is in that big block of ice, there? Imagine if he paused to edit his work...
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dantesparadigm
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posted March 01, 2006 08:55 PM
Wow, can you believe how many projects OSC plans to write this year? TB or not TB, that is the question.
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Sterling
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posted March 01, 2006 11:48 PM
Did you say (cough, cough) "to be or not to be"? Wrong, but I like that better.
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suminonA
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posted March 02, 2006 07:15 AM
Doctor, you were going to tell me that I had only a few more months to live, right? The box was already open.
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Uprooted
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posted March 02, 2006 03:55 PM
Pandora, what have you done?? Well, I suppose you could make a case for that.
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Sterling
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posted March 02, 2006 04:02 PM
It's loud, hot, dangerous, and whenever the cat jumps on it the hard drive crashes- what do I do? That's not how I remember it.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 03, 2006 06:43 AM
But I gave you the dollar for the lottery ticket, and told you to play the numbers for your anniversary and birthday, and that if the ticket came up a winner, I'd treat you to lunch, remember? Soup spoons and tea spoons.
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Sterling
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posted March 03, 2006 06:17 PM
But if we beat our swords into plowshares, what will we fight with? Impossible, immoral, and fattening.
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Szymon
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posted March 04, 2006 02:32 PM
Mhmm, what about eating a horse alive? Cats in a cradle. And a silver spoon
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Jeesh
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posted March 04, 2006 02:39 PM
What do I need for my cake? PIZZA, PIZZA, DADDY-O!
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Jeesh
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posted March 04, 2006 02:40 PM
What do I need to put in the cake? PIZZA, PIZZA, DADDY-O!
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 04, 2006 10:43 PM
What should we serve to all the hipsters at the party?
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Will B
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posted March 04, 2006 10:57 PM
25% off!
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MandyM
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posted March 05, 2006 12:46 AM
So how much of your hair would you like me to cut today? It doesn't matter as long as there's frosting!
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 05, 2006 01:04 AM
Are you worried about the roads icing up? Fools! Begone!
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Jeesh
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posted March 05, 2006 12:03 PM
Can we have two scoops of vanilla? Stop, you're making me hungry!
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MandyM
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posted March 05, 2006 06:21 PM
Do you want to share my Cheetos? Or are you still on that diet? They're good but they turn your fingers orange.
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Tinros
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posted March 05, 2006 07:28 PM
What do you think about the new Oompa Loompa restaurant? Sorry, you're not my type.
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SteveRogers
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posted March 05, 2006 07:35 PM
Q: Why won't you accept my blood? You're dying for goodness sake! A: Lost it. Lost it. Lost it. Lost It. Lost It! LOST IT! Its all gone. Flown away like a little birdey, chirp chirp. LOST IT!
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Tinros
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posted March 05, 2006 07:55 PM
Whatever happened to your sanity? There's always fruitcake.
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Uprooted
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posted March 05, 2006 08:34 PM
What's the perfect gift for someone I don't really care for? Excuse me, that's my purse you just picked up.
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Jeesh
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posted March 05, 2006 08:57 PM
What's this raccoon doing here? Mmmmm, I love this!
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Sterling
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posted March 06, 2006 12:47 AM
Is french-kissing your ice cream sundae really necessary? Irrational, but understandable.
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MandyM
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posted March 06, 2006 02:06 PM
Did you see him French-kissing his ice cream sundae? I like nuts on mine.
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Jeesh
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posted March 06, 2006 03:42 PM
Pepperoni pizza is so good! That's my dog's name.
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Szymon
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posted March 07, 2006 04:31 AM
Pussy ate your breakfest? Dont worry, wifes always do that.
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suminonA
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posted March 07, 2006 08:55 AM
Could you, for once, NOT give me an answer? Thank you.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted March 10, 2006 10:05 PM
What would you say if I did your taxes for you, mowed your lawn and painted your house? That's not enough.
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sarcare
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posted March 10, 2006 10:18 PM
What would you say if I cooked a five course meal, cleaned the kitchen, and took out the trash? It isn't sustainable in the long run.
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Jeesh
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posted March 10, 2006 10:25 PM
What would you say if you saw my toilet? Can't, it's rated R.
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