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Tammy
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And what type of monster might ya be gnawing on mate?

Simply because most of us spent our childhood winters forced into puffy parkas like Pillsbury Dough Girls.

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Dan_raven
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Where did you come up with that cool name for your all girl rock band?

We are the United Baby Seal Coalition.

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2
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Why are you picketing outside the annual Clubbin' Club meeting? Who do you think you are?

I'm not handling the guilt of Catholicism very well.

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:Locke
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Don't rend your clothes. You may use them later.

I found milk a year ago
sittin in a pail
It's been sittin since a year ago
NOW IT'S CHEESE

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Tammy
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What's that green stuff ya got in that pail?

Because he loved not wisely, but too well.

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:Locke
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Oh, Mr. Bobbit. Why?

press the button or die

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Dan_raven
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We can play craps or electronic poker. What should I do?

A single dice is a die.

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T_Smith
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Whats with you and the that dice?

I did it for the wookie.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why did you spray Rogaine over your entire body?

I personally declared war on an uninhabited island.

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Frisco
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How was your Canadian vacation?

It was the first time I had ever been spanked, and I loved it. Then I vomited.

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Dan_raven
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How was your American Vacation?

You gotta love Las Vegas.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, how was your trip to Paris and Venice?

Orange marmalade on a stale bagel.

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Leonide
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What's tastier than a bump the thread on rye?

Radioactive ear plugs, I'm afraid.

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:Locke
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Wait, why is that glowing stuff taking over his earwax?

Oooh, rack. I like rack.

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T_Smith
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Spanish Inquisition: Do you WISH to be tied to the rack?

I didn't know they could make those cordless.

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DeathofBees
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Well, we've hooked up your intravenous drip, Mr. Miller. How do you feel?

Dammit, nurse! More suction!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Don't tell me he tried to shotgun another McDonald's shake, did he????!!!!

Someone ought to have predicted this.

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Dan_raven
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Did you hear they busted that fake Jamacian 900 line psychic?

I know all the answers but that one.

[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited October 20, 2002).]

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Hobbes
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So Kissinger, if power is the ultimate aphrodisiac, why are all the girls you get ugly?

A four night stand followed by marriage.

Hobbes

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Doug J
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So, how did you two meet?

The audio version of the book made me do it.

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Dan_raven
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How can you blame the Koran for driving you to terrorist acts? You can't even read!

The Devil made me do it.

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ludosti
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Why did you yank on St. Peter's beard while you were waiting at the Pearly Gates?

Only if I can have it with Strawberry jam on top.

[This message has been edited by ludosti (edited October 21, 2002).]

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Doug J
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Do you want this bod?

It's the great pumpkin, charlie brown.

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Zalmoxis
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Who is the one person you'll never meet at a Jenny Craig center?

They seem to come in clusters.

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Dan_raven
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Everytime I think this thread is dead, and it goes days without a post, suddenly it pops back to life. How did all these posts get here?

I bet Larry is your favorite stooge.

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Hobbes
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So I here you your having problems with baseless assumptions?

Bet not.

Hobbes

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ludosti
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Do you know how confusing homonymns can be?

A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.

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T_Smith
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Who do you think you are Merry Poppins?

Wow, monkeys really did fly out of my butt.

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ludosti
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Was visiting the wicked witch of the west everything you thought it would be?

kewl

[This message has been edited by ludosti (edited October 21, 2002).]

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T_Smith
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How do people who are too cool for cool spell cool?

Thats legolastounding.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Would you believe I built an entire scale model of Middle Earth out of Lego blocks?

An ornate cell phone.

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Ophelia
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What did you use to call me from that fancy dungeon?

Blue--no, red--no, blue--no, purple!

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T_Smith
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The red pill will make you rich, the blue will make you happy. Which do you choose?

Throw it in a blender, turn on high. Wala, chicken smoothie.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What did Julia Child do when her oven blew up?

Porcelain cats, everywhere!

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Doug J
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What is your decoration tip?

Oh yea, baby!

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DeathofBees
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Have ya ever et a baby? Wull, giss wut's fer supper...

The Apple-atch-ee-uns.

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Alter Eggo
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Yes, but how do I really know for sure you're a West Virginian?

toenail clippings in the sink

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ludosti
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What made you decide to clean the bathroom after all this time?

The smaller the better.

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Dan_raven
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What are you hoping she will say?

Voldemorte versus the Volcano

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Doug J
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What was the man of that Harry Potter spin-off?

Eh, what i can i say. It's a living.

(lol, good one Raven)

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T_Smith
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So you are a 35 year old stuntman for Harry Potter?

Yeah? Well she's a liar, cause I like... don't even know her..... Ok, look heres what happened, we were like.... walking by and she grabbed a hammer and said: "If you don't steal some money, I'll freakin kill you" and I like, didn't want to die or nothing, so I did what she said. Plus I though YOU would be there to help me! Where were you, is what I should be asking! I though you guys HELP the little poor defenseless guys out! Hey, look over there. *takes off*

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Stringbean
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What is a horrible excuse for committing a crime?

Because she said so.

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T_Smith
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Why on earth did you rob a victoria secrets store for?

Ooooo, thats shiney.

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ludosti
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Would you rather have this non-descript book (with the answers to all the questions man has ever asked) or this large ball of tin foil?

Shhhh! He'll hear you!

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Dan_raven
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WHAT THE #$@#$@ DO YOU MEAN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A LARGE GIANT LIZARD WITH THE TASTE FOR MANFLESH!!!! WHERE'S MY PANTS?

They are in the icebox with the jello and tuna mixture.

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Hobbes
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So you say you still keep in contact with your previous girl-freinds?

8 1/2

Hobbes

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jehovoid
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How many children do you have?

Does the professor know what you're up to?

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Tammy
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Mary Ann & Ginger are at it again.

I, Gilligan, am going to go answer the eternal question once and for all..I'm going to try a few simple experiments and decide which one is The Ideal Female . Wish me luck.

Because he wears a nice hat and works for Martha Stewart.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is that prisoner so popular with the other inmates?

It's a tsunami of love!

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Tammy
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Just what exactly is it about Hatrack that keeps us all so attentive and addicted?

Because one was a dud and the other just blew away.

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