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T_Smith
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Why are you so mad at the Tornado in a Can industry?

You'd have to tie me in a sack to stop me.

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Hobbes
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It looks like you have multiple personality disorder, as you think that you are both Pippen and Mary, I suggest that you stop watching LOTR.

Alpha channel

Hobbes

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you call the channel that automatically comes on every time you turn on the TV in a hotel?

It gave me the heebie jeebies, that's for sure!

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Fael
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I’ve always wondered how you felt when you were carried away by the white Gorillas?

Classic pose…. Legs crossed and arms folded

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Hobbes
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How did Freud ask his wife to marry him?

In a jet powered car soaring over the desert, driven by drunken monkeys.

Hobbes

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MyrddinFyre
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Where did Dorothy end up when George Lucas tried his own version of The Wizard of Oz?

Grilled cheese and three and a half cherry tomatoes.

[edited to make sense]

[This message has been edited by MyrddinFyre (edited October 25, 2002).]

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Fael
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I heard your wife was a sensation in the new vegie tale play. What was she wearing?

The NOISE is Driving me crazy!!!

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Dan_raven
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What do you think of my Numerical Origami Integrated Semiconductor Equation? (N.O.I.S.E. for short)

Peaches and creamora.

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Vána
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What's your favorite flavor of oatmeal?

Hangnails.

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JohnKeats
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What's your favorite flavor of Oatmeal?

Twenty, thirty, forty... no wait, twelve.

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Zalmoxis
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How many slices of meatloaf can you cram in your mouth at one time?

And by the time I got there it had melted completely.

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Dan_raven
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So your homework was taken by Iraqi spies and dropped on the space shuttle launch pad just before liftoff?

I find that hard to believe--LIAR!

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Vána
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Did I ever tell you that Dan_raven is my hero?

But the kittens - the kittens!

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:Locke
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Kama is hot.

Oh, you are a potted plant. So dirty...

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T_Smith
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Does it look like I "get around"?

Supreme dedication to the pope.

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Severian
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So what made you switch deodorants?

You're sitting in it now.

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Hobbes
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What was Gary Larson's Cartoon example of conversation stoppers?

Bill Waterson.

Hobbes

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Bob_Scopatz
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What was Gary Larson's Cartoon example of conversation stoppers?

Charles Schulz.

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Tammy
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Who wanted a pet iguana for his birthday when he was a young boy, but ended up being influenced beyond belief by a present he got instead.

Tasted cheesy and unmistakably smelly, kind of like 1,000 year old eggs.

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MyrddinFyre
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How was your blind date?

Uggggghhhhhhhhh ooga booga wa wahhhh.

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Hobbes
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How many times will Gary Larson influnce this thread?

The flower children of the moon.

Hobbes

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T_Smith
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There is only one hope for eternal happiness, and do you know who makes sure that we get that?

Com'n, give me a smiley.

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Dan_raven
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Oh Mr. Evil Tax collector, I've given you all my money, my house, my wife and my pet goldfish. What more do you ask of me?

One small step for mankind, one backrub for me.

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Hobbes
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It appears that the laws against you ever venturing into public places have been repealed.

#include <stdlib.h>

Hobbes

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T_Smith
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How the heck do I get to use the stud of liberty function?

Power to heal, power to wear

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Dan_raven
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I like the idea of Turbo Tommy Transvestite as a super hero. What phrase will he call out to gain his powers?

Now I've gut a headache that just won't go away.

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:Locke
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You shouldn't look into the barrel of a loaded spud cannon.

He photocopied his but and stapled it to his forehead.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How did he get conjunctionitis?

He's got a huge spread down South.

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Centurion
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What are they saying about The Bob Scopatz Fan Club?

Making decisions is evil.

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Fael
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What conclusion did you come to after buying that swampland in Florida?

Bob

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in some swampland in Florida?

Purgatory lite!!!

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Leonide
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Tired of the same old fattening Hell? Well, then, guess what can help you with your problems?

There's only ONE way to eat a Reese's.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you punishing all these trick-or-treaters?

The giant trackball of desire.

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Dan_raven
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What was that cute name your arcade sweetheart called you?

The Joystick of power.

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T_Smith
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Hmmmmm, what should I use to defeat my virtual enemies?

Hmmmm, smells like we are going to lose.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Oh my God!!! Did you just soil your chain mesh underwear?!!!

Bowling for Cauliflower.

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Leonide
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What was one of the contests at the International Vegan Day Celebration?

Well, it all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of Melonade...

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Frisco
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You've patented a device that renders urine drinkable?!?

My body rejected it, actually, but thanks anyway.

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MyrddinFyre
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Did you like the drinkable urine?

No, he just said, "Bah bah black sheep, have you any fish?"

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Bob_Scopatz
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Was that Hal singing "Daisy" again?

A perch of birch is all I desire.

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ludosti
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What could I give you to "light your fire"?

Wipe that silly grin off your face!

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Dan_raven
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My goodness you've been attacked by Dr. Sticker. He's covered your entire body in ugly clashing stickers. Here is a rag,...

Randy ran on the red rug.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Do you still roll your "R's"?

It's got mighty kung fu grip!

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Fael
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Why is that lizard clinging to your ear?

Yellow orange, green grape, black olive

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Leonide
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Concentrate man! Time is running out!! We need to figure out which food item Dr. Malevolent put the Urine Bomb into! We've narrowed it down to three...what are they again?

You and your fancy-pants "good grammar"...

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Bob_Scopatz
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What did your evil grandma say to you when she saw you with your good grandma?

I'd like to buy the world a Coke.

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Dan_raven
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Well Dr. Pepper, you just won the Cola Wars, what do you want to do next?

My that was all touchy feely wasn't it.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What did the new convert say after his baptism?

Put it on my tab.

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Dan_raven
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Well Dr. Pepper, you just won the Cola Wars, How will you pay for it all?

I remember TAB. It tasted like Dr. Pepper without the taste.

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Diosmel Duda
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What was it like drinking my famous elixer of youth, which I have dubbed "The Age Bane," or TAB?

I should never have bought the generic brand of corn syrup.

[This message has been edited by Diosmel Duda (edited November 01, 2002).]

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