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Frisco
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What's that you say about the Book of Mormon, Mr. Crazy LDS Guy?

I lost my glow-in-the-dark chain mail underwear.

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jeniwren
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I heard you went to the Renn Fair this weekend. How was it?

Dancer wasn't dancing. Prancer wasn't prancing. But Blitzen was blitzed, so it was almost the typical Christmas.

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ludosti
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So how was Christmas at the "Santa and his Old Lady commune"?

A pinch for Santa, a pinch for the reindeer, another pinch for Santa....

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Dan_raven
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I heard Mrs. Claus was acting like a real Ho ho ho. How was the rest of the party?

{That's two simo-posts for the day, but this one works}

Here comes Santa Claus.

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:Locke
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I heard that Santa Clause gets really pissed when we post non-questions or answers in Begging the Question. I heard that he kills people when that happens.

Yogurt just isn't the same without crack.

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jeniwren
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Reporter: I understand that the cook here at the rehab center has been dealing. He was recently fired for it, in fact. Do you have any comments?

Ding ding ding ding ding.

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Dan_raven
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What does a bell sound like after a Dong-ectomy?

Ding Dong V.S. Twinkie. mmmm.

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Leonide
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Who's on Celebrity Death Match tonight?

A pickled herring named Clive.

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ludosti
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Who are you talking to in there?

Well, this looks like another fine mess you've gotten us into.

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jeniwren
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What did the compulsive eating Army enlisted man say to his enabling buddy?

76 Trombones in the Big Parade!

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T_Smith
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So, what exactly did you throw at people?

I forgot to put up the "Dont break my heart" sign.

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Tammy
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Why is the Holiday Inn cleaning lady blowing kisses at you?

Because after that he lived in abject terror, doubting he would ever feel safe again.

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T_Smith
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Why did the chicken go into hiding after he crossed the highway?

And on your left, Mount Doom! Hey ladies, look over there! This happens very rarely on our tour... Its Legolas! Hi Leggy!

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Tammy
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*while taking the tour bus in fantasy land*

Hey look..over there on the right..isn't that Duke Atreides? See him..over there?

No..you are grounded. No more shuttles will be leaving this year.

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Bob_Scopatz
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<whining>"Uncle Owen, can I go into Tashi Station and pick up some power converters, and then sneak off to the academy?"

It's got Robo-Grip™ Fighting Action!

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Dan_raven
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What's new with your mother-in-law?

Same chainmail, different day.

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:Locke
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Wait- you don't have to wash it every day?

He was found choking on a cat, a cow, and several small mushrooms.

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jeniwren
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I understand that you found a young man from Brobdingnag. What was he doing when you found him?

Lilliput doesn't have putt-putt golf.

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Crazy Eddie
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Why do you think that they're doing a particle physics experiment?

Roughly 2% of all posts on this forum.

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Dan_raven
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How large was the previously longest thread on this forum?

Tie dyed and tuckered out.

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ludosti
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How'd you feel after going to Woodstock?

For the love of Pete, turn it off.

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Maethoriell
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What did Pete want me to do with the tv?

Well then..

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jebus202
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I swear if you say one more thing Im gonna go insane.

Lets see, 3+4 then carry the 2, divided by 6, um...

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Pixie
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Could you please come up to the board and explain last night's homework? (says the teacher who knows you didn't do it to begin with.)
No, that's next week.

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jebus202
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Hey why does it say "over 70's nitting class"? Isn't this the cross dressers theme night?

Press down and push stupid.

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Maethoriell
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How can I award my curiosity?

How wonderful..

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MyrddinFyre
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Ewan McGregor: "I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in wooooords....shoot, what's my line?"

Jack didn't, but Jill said, "Pickles!"

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jeniwren
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Hello Dr. Seuss, it's wonderful to interview you again! You have a new book out on the classic Jack and Jill story. Can you share a line with us you chose not to put in the story?

Damn dog. I'm going to have to get all new underwear at this rate.

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Leonide
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Police Officer: So, ma'am, they were diggin up the yard for the pool, and they found...the remains of your missing husband, and about five pairs of chewed-up panties...do you have anything to say for yourself?

A scrumdidlyumptious bar!!

[edited because i felt like it]

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ludosti
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What was your favorite part of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?

Three blind mice.

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:Locke
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Really, do you have something in your pocket?

Only lasagna, and your sister. And maybe some postage stamps. But only if they're thirty three cent ones.

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Psycho Triad
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Welcome to Mancino's restaraunt. What would you like to order?

Because I ran out of laundry detergent.

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Icarus
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Mikey! Why are you feeding your baby brother Pine-Sol?

It's a masterpiece. Unfortunately, it also stinks.

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ludosti
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Did you complete your culinary tribute to gorgonzola?

Peter and Wendy, without any lost boys.

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Maethoriell
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What would the mature version of Peter Pan have?

It's just dinner.

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T_Smith
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Hannibal! What did you hide in the oven?

I don't think you'll be able to see him. He's very shy.

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Zevlag
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May I talk to The SilverBlue Sun?

42 pages and counting...

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Tammy
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How far have you gotten in Dune - House Corrino?

It is very dangerous to say such a thing outloud. Be careful.

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Icarus
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So, is this Orson Scott Card guy, like, a writer?

Green, sometimes purple, but NEVER red.

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Tammy
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Reporter to Elisabeth Taylor, "Liz tell us, what color are your eyes...really?

Because he dropped like a diving bell...that's why he won't do that again.

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Dan_raven
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Why won't the Jolly Green Giant help out at Sea World any more.
The Valley girl answers, "Well, like..."

Down in the valley of the Jolly Green Giant.

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Dan_raven
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Ouch. What is this hard tin filling in my pillow and where did you get it?

I will not let this die.

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Frisco
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Are you giving mouth-to-mouth to a carrot?!?

Yes, but never one in red high heels.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you so excited, haven't you ever seen a drag race before?

I'm just a paperclip on the manila folder of life.

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Frisco
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I know you're feeling insignificant, but the Office Supply Manager is a very respectable position...now, will you put down the letter opener?

The day is mine!

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:Locke
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Are you sure it's Thursday?

Oh, ok. I saw the chicken coming, but could you warn me next time if you're going to use noodles?

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, waht did you think of our little Haunted take out place?

No, I ordered Orange Roughy and a side of baked beans.

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Dan_raven
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Here's you blue flounder and stewed beans sir. Is there anything else?

Get me the head of Prince Charming.

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T_Smith
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Sir, is it true your wife left you for prince charming?

Sorry, I don't eat people who can double as a noodle.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is Tuesday still Prince Spagetti day?
(New Yorkers will get this one)

Havin' a gila!

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