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T_Smith
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Whats it like wearing a dress?

The world is a crab and im the mallet.

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Frisco
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What's a good metaphor for the planet having to put up with your lame jokes?

It's already the longest. Anything more is uncivilized.

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T_Smith
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Mind if I add another post?

(I had such a good one too....)

It could be worse.

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claytonia the absurd
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I'm sorry, but did I just hear you say "dang right I'm the longest, and I'm thinking of having it circumcised"?

I think three lumps oughta do it.

[oops, mine was supposed to be for Frisco's]
[edited to add the oops]

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Frisco
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Here's a picture of my genetically mutated camel. Waddaya think?

Crikey! She's a beaut!

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T_Smith
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Why are you chasing that squirrel?

A penny saved is time wasted.

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Frisco
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Wow! Why do you have three garbage cans of copper coins?

So slow. So slow...it hurts.

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T_Smith
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How fast is your internet connection?

9 cows and a grill

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Bob_Scopatz
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Now that you're vegetarian, you say you're having nightmares? Want to tell me about one?

A blank Certificate of Authenticity.

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claytonia the absurd
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So, when you purchased your invisible Picasso, did anything else come with it?

It's all fine and dandy, except for the spatula-shaped growth.

[edited syntax]

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Dan_raven
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So how's the breast implant doing?

That was overblown.

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T_Smith
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Did you see that guy with the afro?

Here, take my clock in its replacement. My clock has 26 hours a day.

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:Locke
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Dang it! I scheduled my date and my dentist appointment both for 8:00.

I am so made of cheese. It hurts to breathe.

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Leonide
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What were the Stinky Cheese Man's last words?

She walks in beauty like the night

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T_Smith
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Whats a polite way to say she's best seen when the lights are off?

Ah!!! You're a Ninja Nerd!

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Khavanon
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Would it impress you if I could list in reverse alphabetical order the names of all 45 techniques of commiting seppuku?

You could fraternize with pandas.

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Dan_raven
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Well, I've been rejected by every frat house from here to the zoo. What should I do?

Cannibalism is not the diet of choice.

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T_Smith
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Wow, have you noticed that those people sure did make Hannibal a little pudgy over the years.

The king of mops.

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:Locke
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But I like Ziggy! Can you even name one thing that Ziggy is not?

Oh, you are a dirty popsicle...

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T_Smith
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Hey, I'm made of ice, why are you running me under hot water?

So close....

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Rruk
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So did you end up buying that new razor?

They use several burrows spread throughout their territory.

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Khavanon
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So where do rednecks put their garbage when they're done using it?

That would be 2000.

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:Locke
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How many pounds does your momma weigh?

jelly and gasoline.

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claytonia the absurd
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Dude, what are the primary ingredients in your "Bad Cop, Exploding Doughnuts"?

No, I think I got the post of the next millenium.

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:Locke
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Look. It's the Memetic 2000, the post for the next milennium. Don't you wish you had it?

Combs hurt my ears.

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T_Smith
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Why are your ears bleeding?

You're about 4 inches and 3 years too short.

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Leonide
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Munchkin to Dorothy, running into her three years after the Oz fiasco:
"Hey there good lookin', I got a sweet flat in Munchkinland, how about you and me trying it out?"

Crazy as a hoot owl, that one.

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T_Smith
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Whats the deal with T_Smith?

Jeez, they stink.

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Human
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Whaddya think about these old posts?

Oh man. Oh manohmanohman.

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DeathofBees
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(may be slightly offensive, but ha!)
What does God say when he's about at the end of his roll in the hay?

Now that was uncalled for!

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T_Smith
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Eh eh, nudge nudge know what I mean?

Thats gotta hurt.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true you turned yourself inside out searching for answers?

No, no, it's just a toupee.

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Tammy
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Is that a hat or did the blowdryer eat your hair again?

Okay, I'll do it again. Only because you're the needy, clingy type.

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jebus202
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Oh c'mon do that clicky thing with snapple top again!

Well, after that I realised I had to kill him.

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Dan_raven
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So he did that clinky thing with the snapple lid. What happened next?

Ted Bundy and Hannible Lechter are on the guest list.

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Icarus
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Deleted because someone beat me to the answer.

grrr

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Icarus
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So who's going to your "Dead or Fictional" party?

It's because I type too slowly.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why does everyone call you "Slow Hand Luke?"

She was like a letter-opener to the heart.

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Dan_raven
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What did you think of the new Surgeon, Dr. Boom Boom DuBois?

I lost my heart to her.

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MyrddinFyre
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What happened after she ate your liver?

He jumped up and down screaming "The chickens are coming!"

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ludosti
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So what did he say when you asked him why the chicken crossed the road?

Spit or swallow. Those are the only choices.

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MyrddinFyre
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::having a hard time thinking of a question that isn't gross::

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ludosti
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Come on, you can do it, exercise your mind a little.

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MyrddinFyre
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I can't exercise it, it's stuck in the gutter.

::calls tow truck::

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Tammy
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After swallowing half of his cow that momma had caught for his dinner, baby python decided he wasn't that hungry. His momma looked at him and said, " "

lame...but clean

I beg of you, please don't ever do that again. It feels to good.

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Dan_raven
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That is neither a Peruvian Spit Robin nor a Yellow Breasted Swallow. Can I guess a Hornnosed Woodpecker?

{Me and Tammy posted together, but mine almost works with hers. Well, if you force it. If not, change "Can I guess a Honnosed Woodpecker" to "What do you think of my imitation of a Honnosed Woodpecker."}

That is neither disgusting or dirty.

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MyrddinFyre
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i like it!

praises Tammy

(edited for unintended smiley)

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Tammy
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Oh good one Dan....

go with Dan's!

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MyrddinFyre
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also praise to dan!

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Bob_Scopatz
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spit or swallow...

How did watermelon seed contests get started?

It's a new world record!

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