Hatrack River Forum: Begging the Question (a game)

my profile login | search | faq | forum home

»	Hatrack River Forum » Active Forums » Books, Films, Food and Culture » Begging the Question (a game) (Page 39)

This topic comprises 217 pages: 1 2 3 ... 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 ... 215 216 217

Author

Topic: Begging the Question (a game)

Frisco
Member
Member # 3765

posted

So, what are the results from the latest MTV survey?

A very big rubber band.

Posts: 5264 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Rruk
Member
Member # 3288

posted

So what's NASA's latest plan to survey Pluto?

Naw... that's just my cell phone.

Posts: 83 | Registered: Apr 2002 | IP: Logged |

Centurion
Member
Member # 3956

posted

Wow, are you really that happy to see her dance?

Another idiot on the road.

Posts: 717 | Registered: Aug 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

Holy Crap! Did you just ran over someone?

Why are you asking ME that?

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Bob_Scopatz
Member
Member # 1227

posted

Are you my mother?

The cat in the hat.

Posts: 22497 | Registered: Sep 2000 | IP: Logged |

Hobbes
Member
Member # 433

posted

Hey what is that, it looks like some sort of furry thing in a rectoidal volume?

1933.

EDIT: I thought someone had posted before me, but I was wrong

Hobbes

[This message has been edited by Hobbes (edited October 02, 2002).]

Posts: 10602 | Registered: Oct 1999 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

What year is this guacamole?

(yours was better, go for it)

The army of the potatoe king thats who.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

claytonia the absurd
Member
Member # 3865

posted

So who is President Quayle saying we should attack this week?

I think I'll take a dozen.

Posts: 140 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

Wanna buy some cologne bottles?

Id estimate 1:200000000

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Bob_Scopatz
Member
Member # 1227

posted

What're the chances Freud was right?

Sleep.

Posts: 22497 | Registered: Sep 2000 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

Where ya headed?

Stupid SuperEgo, go back to sleep.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Tammy
Member
Member # 4119

posted

What does Tammy need right now more than anything in the world?

I couldn't pull it off so I just chopped it off.

Posts: 3771 | Registered: Sep 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

So Mrs Bobbit, how exactly DID you do it?

You and your silly games.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Fael
Member
Member # 3015

posted

Just why did you leave when I was winning?

The light! The light!

Posts: 765 | Registered: Feb 2002 | IP: Logged |

Doug J
Member
Member # 1323

posted

What was the last thing the vampire said?

Oh god, not this again....

Posts: 7083 | Registered: Nov 2000 | IP: Logged |

Leonide
Member
Member # 4157

posted

Hi, I'm a door-to-door saleswoman...would you like to purchase some chain mesh underwear?

Great balls of fire!

Posts: 3516 | Registered: Sep 2002 | IP: Logged |

ae
Member
Member # 3291

posted

You kicked the Human Torch in the what?

Behold; I have achieved immortality of a sort.

Posts: 2443 | Registered: Apr 2002 | IP: Logged |

Frisco
Member
Member # 3765

posted

You're being put into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the ugliest person ever?

Two dozen thumbtacks. I got the idea from an acupuncture book.

Posts: 5264 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Bob_Scopatz
Member
Member # 1227

posted

Ouch! What did you put in this milkshake?

Every picture tells a story.

Posts: 22497 | Registered: Sep 2000 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

Why are you just starring that picture of a can of soup?

I doubt you will get away with that.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

odouls268
Member
Member # 2145

posted

How do I look with the crown jewels in my nipple piercings?

But the franks arent done!

Posts: 2532 | Registered: Jul 2001 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

Cannibal: Are you ready to add the Ted?

Fine its yours.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Maethoriell
Member
Member # 3805

posted

Do you still want your life?

You should die.

Posts: 4628 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

Hmmmm should I choose the death or the cake?

Ive still got it.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Maethoriell
Member
Member # 3805

posted

Where are your pictures??

My brother is fat.

Posts: 4628 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

What would the reletive of peter peter pumpkin eater say?

Unscrew the top and see.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Centurion
Member
Member # 3956

posted

What's that green stuff floating in the mason jar?

They should have mannequins to test out wetsuits.

Posts: 717 | Registered: Aug 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

Why would someone make a concrete wetsuit? Don't they know you'll just sink?

Oh, thats just the thing that goes bump, crack, and slam in the night.

[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited October 02, 2002).]

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Centurion
Member
Member # 3956

posted

Is that curmudgeonly Bob over there?

Ritual shrines for pagans.

Posts: 717 | Registered: Aug 2002 | IP: Logged |

Frisco
Member
Member # 3765

posted

So, Toys For Tots bombed...what's your next non-profit venture?

I can't feel my neck.

Posts: 5264 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

What do you say when you cross a vampire with novacaine?

Its eye popping, mouth gaping, stomach clenchingly funny.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Icarus
Member
Member # 3162

posted

Did you see Schindler's List?

A stapler and some scotch tape.

Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002 | IP: Logged |

Bob_Scopatz
Member
Member # 1227

posted

You know what I find fastenating?

Spell checkers are the death of good puns!

Posts: 22497 | Registered: Sep 2000 | IP: Logged |

Dan_raven
Member
Member # 3383

posted

What spell can I use to kill all the good puns, and just leave the Evil puns to rule the P-universe?

I went to Pacifica University, good old P.U.

Posts: 11895 | Registered: Apr 2002 | IP: Logged |

Tammy
Member
Member # 4119

posted

I ask you again...why do you think your argument stunk to high heaven? Where in the world did you go to school?

He's contemplating the speed of lightning without the zigzags.

Posts: 3771 | Registered: Sep 2002 | IP: Logged |

Frisco
Member
Member # 3765

posted

Why is the professor poking that paper clip into the outlet and why is he holding a voltimeter?

Shaken, not stirred. No, wait...shaken AND stirred. And flipped over. Twice.

Posts: 5264 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Dan_raven
Member
Member # 3383

posted

You are honeymooning through a hurrican? How are you?

That is what makes the world go round.

Posts: 11895 | Registered: Apr 2002 | IP: Logged |

Icarus
Member
Member # 3162

posted

What's this stuff in my belly-button?

Frogmen.

Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002 | IP: Logged |

Bob_Scopatz
Member
Member # 1227

posted

What has lost its legs and claims to be a prince?

Darned child-safe lids.

Posts: 22497 | Registered: Sep 2000 | IP: Logged |

Dan_raven
Member
Member # 3383

posted

No matter how many I throw at the kids, those lids keep bouncing off without hurting them.

I'm rubber, your glue.

Posts: 11895 | Registered: Apr 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

So, which monopoly piece am I this game?

That reminds me. I need to go.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Leonide
Member
Member # 4157

posted

And beside the beautiful gushing waters of Lake Peepee, there's a natural flowing waterfall...in addition, the house comes complete with a pool, two hot tubs, five bathrooms, and 10 sinks. Running water is everywhere! Now isn't that just splendid?

Sometimes Mickey Mouse scares me.

Posts: 3516 | Registered: Sep 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

Why are you afraid to go to Disneyland?

Oh, him? Thats just the lovable village idiot.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Frisco
Member
Member # 3765

posted

Who's that guy running around spouting nonsense and guzzling a 2 liter of Mountain Dew?

7 cents apiece, unless you want them in solid gold.

Posts: 5264 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

How much for the copper replicas of an ant?

(does that make me the village idiot? I gave up the dew *sigh*)

Peaches and pears, monkeys and bears.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Frisco
Member
Member # 3765

posted

In my angle, Noah brought two of every animal and presumably plenty to eat. What did your Noah bring on his ark?

It sure looked like Mountain Dew.

Posts: 5264 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

How on earth can you mistake Mellow Yellow for Mountain Dew?

My lawyer tells me I cant answer that.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Frisco
Member
Member # 3765

posted

How are you today?

I don't know if I have the strength for 2000 tonight.

Posts: 5264 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

T_Smith
Member
Member # 3734

posted

So champ, think you can go another 25 before I go to bed?

I think the world is a crazy music box and everyone is playing Its a Small World only off key.

Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

Frisco
Member
Member # 3765

posted

Why are you wearing 7 pairs of earmuffs?

I don't know...I feel so slutty.

Posts: 5264 | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged |

This topic comprises 217 pages: 1 2 3 ... 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 ... 215 216 217

Printer-friendly view of this topic

Contact Us | Hatrack River Home Page

Copyright © 2008 Hatrack River Enterprises Inc. All rights reserved.
Reproduction in whole or in part without permission is prohibited.

Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classic™ 6.7.2