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Cedrios
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What's with the nasty smell all over you every morning?

For American Great.

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Bob_Scopatz
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You joined F.A.G.???

Florida voters.

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:Locke
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What's that you keep in your car so you can go in the carpool lane?

I have a peanut.

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MyrddinFyre
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You think just because I'm an elephant I'm going to do circus tricks?

But I'm so itchy!

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Dan_raven
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No, I'm Itchy, your Scratchy.

I never get the two of them mixed up.

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ae
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Those are your knick-knacks? Why are they in two boxes?

burning burning burning burning
O Lord Thou pluckest me out
O Lord Though pluckest

burning

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it just me or is it hotter than Hell in here?

Perhaps I was making license plates.

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T_Smith
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So you lost your memory and you don't know where that backwards number on your forehead came from?

I want Sprite, not club soda.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you carrying that nymph in a seltzer bottle?

I went to a disinterested party.

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DeathofBees
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Hey, Bob, you're back early. Weren't you going out to pick up chicks?

After all, they're my public too!

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:Locke
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You urinated on the public works?

asdfghjkl;'

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T_Smith
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Hello subconscious of my patient. I was wondering. Could you tell me something about this poor saps early life?

Mmmmmmmm, 66 slices of unprocessed cheese.

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Dan_raven
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What did Homer say at the dairy farm?

Hmmmmm Donuts.
Hmmmmm Chocolate.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm Chocolate Donuts!!!!

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jeniwren
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What did Homer say after the sex change operation and his new employment as a cop?

Pink, green, pink, green, black. Oops.

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ludosti
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What's your favorite color?

I want to stop feeling.

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jeniwren
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In the ill-fated romance between a naked mole rat and his porcupine lover, what was the final line the rat uttered before succumbing to his injuries?

It goes by way too fast. Make it stop.

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ludosti
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What do you have against merry-go-rounds?

Why, my uncle Orson, of course!

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ae
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Who was that strange man I saw you kissing yesterday?

Hamsters.

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ludosti
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What is your greatest fear?

I know Gromit! We'll go someplace where there's cheese!

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Icarus
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These finger sandwiches are great! What kind of meat is this?

EDIT: crud, Ludosti jumped in front of me!

Sno-Caps.

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Fael
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Why did you have so many colds this year?

Dreams or reality just pick one

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Bob_Scopatz
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Lets see, should I have a dream, some reality or a Pepsi One?

Run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.

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Frisco
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I'm gonna print out all 45 pages of this thread and tape them together, then...what should I do with them?

A g-string from Layne Bryant.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's better than a jock strap from Kobe Bryant?

I'm pretty sure that'll clear up all on its own.

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Frisco
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I got diagnosed with HIV yesterday...what should I do about it?

Yes. And that's why I'm irresistable.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true you ride a glacier to work?

Talk about a meteoric rise!!!

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Frisco
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Is my erection noticable?

I tasted the rainbow.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is your tongue all black?

It's either Hebrides or New Hebrides.

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Dan_raven
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At the gay poligamists' wedding who was standing next to the He-Groom?

It must have been Slash.

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Frisco
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I can't believe Guns 'n' Roses are back on tour. They're no good anymore. I think they've lost something.

I'm always the last to know and the first to feel the burning sensation.

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Diosmel Duda
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So your pyromania has relapsed, has it?

My socks are much too cold for that.

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ginette
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Ever tried walking on water?

I can't swim.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you so worried about Global Warming?

I'm looking for a stuffed animal that looks like my ex-wife.

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Frisco
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Is that a box of needles and a gallon of goat's blood?

I was outstanding in my field.

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Dan_raven
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When did you get struck by lightening for the thirty second time this year?

Come on, that was to easy.

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Icarus
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How did you do on the SAT?

My cell phone and a pen. Nothing else.

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jehovoid
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So, what'd you eat for lunch, O eater of metal and plastics?

The Wife of Bath.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What did you get at the Bridal Shower?

Soap on a rope.

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Icarus
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What can I use to clean out my esophagus?

The great state of Florida.

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ludosti
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Can you give me an example of an "oxymoron"?

Sitting on top of the world.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Where are you if all the houses look like roll-ons?

A pizza with everything and a broken harmonica.

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ludosti
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Welcome to the House of Blues. What can I start you off with tonight?

Beg, borrow, or steal.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Thank you for your order. And how would you like to pay for that?

A mink stole!

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Dan_raven
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Tom Mink is up for 3 counts of armed robbery. Isn't he from that gospel group, the Holy Minks?

Holy Minks, Batman, its the stolen stole.

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Icarus
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What did Robin say to you just before you pummeled him to a bloody smear?

I'm done with this Kleenex. You can have it back now.

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Zalmoxis
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Any of you fine ladies want to give me a token of your affection?

Oh, you mean this? It's just a prosthetic.

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Dan_raven
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Why Grandma, what big ears you have.

All the better. All the better.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why was Satan so gleeful when he got to harvest souls at the OTB parlor?

I have this pamphlet that explains it all.

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T_Smith
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So, the only true religion is atheism?

The Pelican Boxers

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Zalmoxis
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What do the guys who "work" in the PIA area here call their softball team?

It's tough, but tasty.

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