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T_Smith
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Are you Robert Shallow?

That lime will pay dearly.

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jebus202
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Ok, relax, what do you mean a fruit stole your tootsy roll pop?

Well then I felt the only right thing to do was milk him one last time.

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Chaeron
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What did you do after you frightened that bull to death?

It's Mr. Tails; he's got a B.A. in nannas, folks.

[This message has been edited by Chaeron (edited November 15, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's so clever about your monkey?

I like to watch.

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Frisco
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You know, your grass will grow whether or not you're out here in your lawnchair.

Not since I was a Boy Scout.

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T_Smith
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Have you ever sacrificed someone to satan by tieing them up and setting them on fire?

It reads: Bad luck and misfortune will follow you to the rest of your days.

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Dan_raven
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Can you read my palm? Just ignore the scars, stitches, and puncture wounds.

I'm the daddy. That's why!

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T_Smith
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Why are you putting your mouth on my stomach and making those ptttfttftt sounds?

I had finally seen heaven. It had a minibar and everything!

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Narnia
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Why did you look so dazed after your dentist appointment?

I know you are, but what am I?

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Leonide
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Pee Wee, has anyone ever told you what an amazingly talented actor you are?

The surrealistic adventure that will become your world.

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MyrddinFyre
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What is the Matrix?

The monkey liked it, but I just fell and cried "Kleenex!"

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Dan_raven
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What did they think of the trick where you blow a banana out of your noses.

It's better than blowing it out of somewhere else.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why would you hold your birthday blow out at Chucky Cheese's?

I didn't read the fine print.

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Dan_raven
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Why did you sign the petition to keep the Anna Nicole show on the air?

Silly Boy. You are a silly, silly boy.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How come when I look in the mirror all I see is a reflection of Pauley Shore?

Hey budddd-deeeee!!!

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Pixie
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Your wife Dee, or some beer: Which do you want more?

Falling.

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Diosmel Duda
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Blind person: "In what way would you say you are failing? Hello? Hello?"

It's been in my pocket since last December.

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Dan_raven
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That's the worst looking sprig of Mistletoe I've ever seen.

Thank you. I spent hours on my makeup.

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Bob_Scopatz
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I see you're wearing protection. How's it going?

Ink stains on my shirt!

EDIT:
Dang, Dan beat me to it! Oh well, this sort of works for his too.

[This message has been edited by Bob_Scopatz (edited November 18, 2002).]

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Frisco
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So...being attacked by that squid was pretty bad, huh? What's worse, being a parapalegic or losing both your eyes?

A pack of Hulkamaniacs.

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T_Smith
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Whats that huge group of really big buff green guys up there?

Its the way I do business.

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Frisco
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Is that Monopoly money?

They smelled new.

(p.s. Hulkamaniacs aren't green.)

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T_Smith
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Do you like my new compost heaps?

(p.s. I know. I was taking what you wanted me to refer to and turned it into The Hulk, and green giant but I don't think I need to tell you that )

Please don't say that right now.

[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited November 18, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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That?

It was like watching two dogs sniffing butts.

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MyrddinFyre
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What did you think about the two Trekkies giving each other the Vulcan LiveLongAndProsper sign?

Disable Smilies in This Post. NOW.

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Diosmel Duda
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Are you

about why I am so

or do I need to

you some more -

On the other hand, I got all this...

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jeniwren
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As you can see, I have nothing up my sleeve, and nothing in this hand....

Thank God the dinosaur diarama is done.

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jehovoid
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Did you know that the pope is coming over for dinner?

(I tried. I really tried. But I was flabbergasted).

Where'd my chain mesh underwear go?

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Frisco
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Who thinks that the penalty for posting a question where an answer is required should be a broadsword to the groin?

Yes. Three hours and three fingers later...

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Dan_raven
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So you accidently walked into the Canibal Family Reunion instead of the Wenches gathering. Were you able to leave?

That was the second best one yet.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Enjoying the new baby? (okay, this is sort of sick after the cannibal reference, but...

)

A heavenly chorus told me.

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ae
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Are you sure I ought to order the rye instead of the foccacia? I really like foccacia.

Upward behind the onstreaming it mooned.

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Leonide
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What's a poetic way of saying "a loser flashed the crowd from his handglider?"

At least he didn't buy porno.

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T_Smith
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Did you hear that T just bought the new Jello Gone Wild video?

Its funnier coming from me.

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Frisco
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Incorrect punctuation is not humorous, young man!

Yes. Just like Snoop Dogg.

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Tammy
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So you have fleas..hun?

Because I thought hotmail...was hotmale.

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T_Smith
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Why do you keep sending me those emails?

No, and bears do not eat jedi's either.

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Frisco
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I'm going to feed you to the bears if you don't start to use your punctuation correctly. Is that what you want?

This is why I hate Christmas.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How'd you get that mistletoe shoved down your throat?

Unwelcome advances are still advances nonetheless.

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T_Smith
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Did you hear we are able to clone slugs and use their brains to cure brain damage?

My punctuation is hardly the problem.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true you lapsed into a comma?

It had a child-proof cap.

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Diosmel Duda
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Why did you think giving your baby a bottle of sleeping pills as a chew toy was a good idea?

It's sort of like mixing chocolate chips with orange jello.

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jehovoid
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What's it like when Ralphie tries to start a serious thread?

Sure, but that can be said of alot of people.

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Dan_raven
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You are not as funny as Bob.

I am, but no one else thinks so.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you aware that I think you're way funnier than I am?

It's a guy thing...sortof.

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Frisco
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What's this "onanism" I hear so much about?

I wandered into a wild dodgeball game.

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MyrddinFyre
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Now, let me get this straight....that bruise is because you got hit with this?? With a hamster in its ball??

Head straight down to tomorrow, take a left past yesterday, and take today to the moon.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How do you write a "Thor" post?

The Will Wheaton School of Acting.

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Dan_raven
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Darnation. I just got kicked out of the Will Shatner school of acting. Who would take me now?

Not I, said the octopus.

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Frisco
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Is this a PrOn version of Eight Legged Freaks?! Who rented this?

Yes. Except for the part about the weasels.

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