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T_Smith
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Is it true you kidnapped the teacher through them in a sack with weasle and then brutally murdered them?

Loopy like a one eyed kruton!

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solo
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How loopy is Thor?

Yes, all of the monkeys.

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Ophelia
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So then you escaped from the circus? Who helped you with that?

Home, home on the range.

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ludosti
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Hey honey, I thought you packed up that leftover chilli for me to eat for lunch. Where is it?

Red and white, with just a splash of blue.

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solo
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What color is the new Canadian flag?

I did it for the badgers

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porcelain girl
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what in heaven's name happend to your eyebrows?!

well, it was buy one get one free day.

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Frameshifter
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Why is it you have two cases of Depends?

Well, i started with just two.

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ludosti
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How did you get into the rabbit-farming business?

The grinch stole it.

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jeniwren
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Hey, what happened to your Christmas spirit?

I was walking in the night, and I saw nothing scary...

(edit was to correct the quote)

[This message has been edited by jeniwren (edited November 22, 2002).]

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Frisco
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You lost your virginity on Christmas?

That's the spirit!

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Dan_raven
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Ok Mr. Scrooge searched the police line up. They had Casper, Marley, The Ghost of Christmas Past and present. Then he noticed that murderous Ghost of Christmas Future. He turned to the detecive, pointed to the Ghost, and yelled....

Dickens was a 19th century writer.

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jeniwren
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Alright class, what is the etymology of the phrase "scared the Dickens out of me"?

On Dancer! On Prancer! On Comet! Eh, Vixen, c'mere babe...

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MyrddinFyre
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Vixen to Rudolph: Where were you on the night of December 23?

Never mind....

[edited cause I'm stupid and forgot to put a new answer]

[This message has been edited by MyrddinFyre (edited November 22, 2002).]

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solo
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Why is there a rooster in your pants?

I can't imagine how that got there

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you tell me how I woke up to find your name tatooed on my backside?

It's like regular billiards, but with land mines.

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Dan_raven
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Ever play Iraqi 8-Ball?

You sank my battleship.

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Human
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Why did you just imbed those stupid pegs in my face?

GOOOOTTA DANCE!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you pick up Bob's Faucet like I asked?
(Laugh politely, that was my 1,000,000th pun!)

That's the whole trouble, you NEVER see them coming.

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Leonide
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Where do students at the Great Obsequious Ostrich Oogling Overtly Transexual Tickle Academy go for fun on a Friday night?

The crowds gathered like lemmings at the shore.

[edit:Hmm...guess i was a little late, but i don't get Bob's pun anyway, so i'll just leave this here ]

[This message has been edited by Leonide (edited November 22, 2002).]

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Dan_raven
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Never since ancient times of Yore
Had one dared pun a mill. or more
When Bob had pun
1 million one

Its not a question but a limerick will do.

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Diosmel Duda
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If someone got Bob's millionth pun,
I'd love to be in on the fun,
so please share the joke
like a friendly old bloke!
And now this bad poem is done.

But women have different morals.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true that women have different morels?

It's a mushroom joke!

<NOTE: Bob's Faucet...Bob Fossey...Gotta Dance...>

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T_Smith
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Why did the fun guy go on a pizza?

They call them wisdom teeth but I don't feel any more wiser.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is that where the term "smart mouth" comes from?

It may not work, but it IS solar powered.

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T_Smith
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Do you really think I could.... uh.... fly to England on this new and improved Harry Potter broom stick?

Its a car, but its sure full of vanity.

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Fael
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I said I wanted a vanity!! That is a dressing table, what is that you brought??

The Chariots don't come by here any more.

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Xavier
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I'm looking for Julius Ceaser, did he come through this way?

An octopus, an oil tanker, and a quart of milk.

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Dan_raven
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What were the most unrealistic props in the new James Bond movie?

Live and let die.

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:Locke
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What does that doctor guy who kills people say?

There are a thousand tiny nipples inside my head!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Breast or thigh?

They don't make a cork big enough.

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Tammy
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Help me! I'm talking and I can't shut up.

I'm afraid you've stunted it now.

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Beaver Dick Leigh
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Is this thread gonna be as long as the original Wenches' Tavern thread?

It's gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight.

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T_Smith
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Is satan coming over to visit again?

I'd definately be a lung donar for you, but no way am I smuggling soft foods for you all the way to Utah.

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Dan_raven
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Darn Chewing Tobacco. Due to it I lost a lung and my mouth is so sick I can't eat any real Missouri food. Can you help?

You can't kill the immortal thread.

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ludosti
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father - are you prepared to die?

Stop! In the name of hate.

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T_Smith
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Are you sure this the the sword that kills all immortals? *stabs thread*

Try explaining that to the doctor.

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Frisco
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I SWEAR! I WAS SLEEPING WHEN IT CRAWLED UP THERE!

It's not that bad.

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Dan_raven
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Broccoli is EVIL I tell you. It is the worst, cruelest, most bad of the bad things there ever was.

I can't tell you the truth. You can't handle the truth.

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Frisco
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What time is it?

Four, not counting the one I ate.

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Diosmel Duda
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How many cats did you say you had?

I choose you.

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Frisco
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Would you like to buy a male sheep or a female?

Shhh! It's time for my drum solo.

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T_Smith
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Unlike these other slaves, I have a song and dance routine that went to broadway.

I can't believe he's roadkill.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Whatever happened to the guy who said "The road to hell is paved with good intentions?"

It's the next new type of connector!

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Dan_raven
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They say that the Sir Ector clones are all con-men. What kind of con-man is he?

It is the end of days.

[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited November 26, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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What does it mean when the sun goes down?

Blame it on Rio.

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Frisco
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Whatever happened to Duran Duran, anyway.

I missed the bus.

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Tammy
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Frisco why are you asking me for a ride? Shouldn't you be asking someone who doesn't have two broken legs to drive you home? (I was thrown from a cliff..don't ask)

Because he thinks he's like Mary Poppins, "Practically perfect in every way".

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is Peter Pan flying around without his tights on?

Well, he WAS wearing an eyepatch.

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Dan_raven
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What makes you think the Cyclops is going to have a tough day?

My name is Callisto.

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Leonide
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Aren't you that girl? you know...the warrior? The princess girl, you know -- with the "Aiyaiyaiai" and the metal disk thingee you throw and the ambiguous relationship w/ your sidekick, and that silly slapstick guy who follows you around and...why are you staring at me like that?

Two eggrolls and some sushi in a pear tree.

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