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Dan_raven
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Would you like some of Dr. Watt's famous dietary tulips?
I live for the Pun. I die for the Pun.
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Feyd Baron
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What's the motto for the Biblioteca 5?
Alright, that's the last bad one for the day.
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filetted
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Could you at least open a window?
It's hanging again.
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Dead_Horse
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What makes you think your cat can jump as high as the clothes-line?
You know...those little magnetic letters you stick on your fridge.
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Head Ditch Digger
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DH where did you learn your ABCs?
One more day and the wife comes back.
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Raia
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What happened on the latest episode of The Cosby Show ?
A giraffe. Definitely a giraffe.
[ July 05, 2003, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]
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Head Ditch Digger
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What did you say Morbo looked like?
It wasn't me, it was the guy in the next cell.
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filetted
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Did you tear my Rita Hayworth poster?
They called it "chicken scratch" hill.
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Raia
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What was it that made my room look like a prison cell?
In a green bottle.
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Morbo
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Honey, where did you put the genie?
the crawlspace
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Diosmel Duda
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Young man, Where Have You Put Your Babysitter?
I charge $217 an hour for that.
[ July 05, 2003, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Diosmel Duda ]
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filetted
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to neighbor, "Hi! Hey, I'm gonna be gone for the next week. Would you mind taking in my mail while I'm gone?"
I spent a small fortune in postage last week.
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Morbo
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Daddy, how come there's no milk or bread?
I need an ergonomic chair
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Feyd Baron
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Is sitting on that cactus really comfortable?
Only for the first half hour.
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Morbo
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Teacher: Did you enjoy summer camp kids? (feyd)
I need a decorator
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filetted
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How are those improvements to the garage coming along?
I haven't seen the Sun in days, but my skin is peeling.
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Feyd Baron
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So you're using Lava soap now?
Yeah, that and rocks for a washcloth.
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Morbo
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My god,you forgot the TP on your camping trip, did you use leaves or what?
a fussy old maid
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Dead_Horse
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What;s all that noise coming from your bag of popcorn?
Picking flowers and blowing bubbles.
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Bob_Scopatz
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I hear the abstinence program is a big success. What did the kids say they are doing instead?
I think he knitted you a sweater and pulled it over your eyes.
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Morbo
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But are you sure my husband's cheating on me?
this monitor sucks
(dead horse, bag of popcorn LOL,LOL funniest on the thread)
[ July 06, 2003, 09:41 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Annie
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So your pet lizard can drink from a straw?
It itches, ok!
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Morbo
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Jeeez, why'd you scratch your ear off?
this kudzu's(weeds) about taken over
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Morbo
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::bump::
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Head Ditch Digger
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Why did you napalm your yard?
I can't believe that I have 3 1/2 days till the weekend.
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Dan_raven
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What did God say on Tuesday afternoon of that first week?
Man that was hard work.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What did Dan say that let his honey know that he was not the kind of guy who would take out the garbage without being asked?
If I had a hammer...
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HatrackChess
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What did Bob say to his mistress when she asked how he was going to get rid of his wife?
If only I had a spoon and not a thousand knives.
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jeniwren
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Man, it's great being a professional knife thrower for the circus but how in the world am I going to eat this cup of yogurt?
I want to be a high flier in the Big Top!
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Dan_raven
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So I've built this 5 story auto spinning top. Once it gets up to fool speed, anyone sitting on the top of the top will go flying. Want a seat?
I thought Hatrack was Bob's mistress.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Bob is a regular poster on the Fox News Forum?
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one...
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Bob_Scopatz
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What's so great about a sarcastic muppet?
Watching the fake fur fly.
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Morbo
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What was your favorite part of the PETA vs. NRA debate, Bob?
Watching rednecks get kneed. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Dan_raven
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What Morbo like in Pro-Wrestling?
Don't hit me with that chair.
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Morbo
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Would you prefer the crop or the Bark-o-lounger?
Let me think it over.
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Caleb Varns
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You are at least going to TRY and save my life, aren't you?
It tastes a little like plastic, to be honest.
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Morbo
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More of Granny's casserole surprise?
No thank's, I want to live till Christmas.
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Feyd Baron
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So you're not going to call Myr a proselyte?
Not while she has a tail.
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Morbo
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So, going out with Susie still?
Not on your life.
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Dan_raven
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I can reach the tall window and escape if I stand on a stack of board games. Are there any you think I shouldn't risk breaking?
Don't break the monopoly.
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Annie
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I've been thinking about writing intelligent fiction, like OSC... what do you think?
I think it was way too salty.
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Morbo
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Dracula, honey, why'd you stop drinking my blood?
I've already had enough booze for one night, thank you.
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Jeff
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Wana trade lunches?
Only if you stop breaking my roof.
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Morbo
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Ho,ho,ho! Won't you tell me if you've been naughty or nice?
I guess naughty, I once told my sis she had fat ankles. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Ryuko
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Pop quiz: Are you naughty or nice?
But I'm sooooo hungry.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Why do you want to eat me?
cannibalism is only a last resort.
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Feyd Baron
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Are you eyeing my leg?
Only in a platonic way.
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Ryuko
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Do you want to have sex with me?
Get OFF me.
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Morbo
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Are you here for the sumo match?
Lady, I just need a cab.
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