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Dan_raven
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Would you like some of Dr. Watt's famous dietary tulips?

I live for the Pun. I die for the Pun.

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Feyd Baron
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What's the motto for the Biblioteca 5?

Alright, that's the last bad one for the day.

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Could you at least open a window?

It's hanging again.

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What makes you think your cat can jump as high as the clothes-line?

You know...those little magnetic letters you stick on your fridge.

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Head Ditch Digger
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DH where did you learn your ABCs?

One more day and the wife comes back.

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What happened on the latest episode of The Cosby Show ?

A giraffe. Definitely a giraffe.

[ July 05, 2003, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]

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Head Ditch Digger
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What did you say Morbo looked like?

It wasn't me, it was the guy in the next cell.

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Did you tear my Rita Hayworth poster?

They called it "chicken scratch" hill.

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Head Ditch Digger
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Did you say "chicken-sh##"?

The ceiling did it.

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Raia
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What was it that made my room look like a prison cell?

In a green bottle.

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Morbo
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Honey, where did you put the genie?

the crawlspace

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Young man, Where Have You Put Your Babysitter?

I charge $217 an hour for that.

[ July 05, 2003, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Diosmel Duda ]

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filetted
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to neighbor, "Hi! Hey, I'm gonna be gone for the next week. Would you mind taking in my mail while I'm gone?"

I spent a small fortune in postage last week.

[ July 05, 2003, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: filetted ]

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Morbo
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Daddy, how come there's no milk or bread?

I need an ergonomic chair

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Feyd Baron
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Is sitting on that cactus really comfortable?

Only for the first half hour.

[ July 05, 2003, 11:49 PM: Message edited by: Feyd Baron ]

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Morbo
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Teacher: Did you enjoy summer camp kids? (feyd)

I need a decorator

[ July 05, 2003, 11:52 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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How are those improvements to the garage coming along?

I haven't seen the Sun in days, but my skin is peeling.

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Feyd Baron
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So you're using Lava soap now?

Yeah, that and rocks for a washcloth.

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Morbo
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My god,you forgot the TP on your camping trip, did you use leaves or what?

a fussy old maid

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What;s all that noise coming from your bag of popcorn?

Picking flowers and blowing bubbles.

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I hear the abstinence program is a big success. What did the kids say they are doing instead?

I think he knitted you a sweater and pulled it over your eyes.

[ July 06, 2003, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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Morbo
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But are you sure my husband's cheating on me?

this monitor sucks

(dead horse, bag of popcorn LOL,LOL funniest on the thread)

[ July 06, 2003, 09:41 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Annie
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So your pet lizard can drink from a straw?

It itches, ok!

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Morbo
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Jeeez, why'd you scratch your ear off?

this kudzu's(weeds) about taken over

[ July 07, 2003, 12:03 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Morbo
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::bump::
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Head Ditch Digger
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Why did you napalm your yard?

I can't believe that I have 3 1/2 days till the weekend.

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Dan_raven
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What did God say on Tuesday afternoon of that first week?

Man that was hard work.

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What did Dan say that let his honey know that he was not the kind of guy who would take out the garbage without being asked?

If I had a hammer...

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What did Bob say to his mistress when she asked how he was going to get rid of his wife?

If only I had a spoon and not a thousand knives.

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Man, it's great being a professional knife thrower for the circus but how in the world am I going to eat this cup of yogurt?

I want to be a high flier in the Big Top!

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Dan_raven
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So I've built this 5 story auto spinning top. Once it gets up to fool speed, anyone sitting on the top of the top will go flying. Want a seat?

I thought Hatrack was Bob's mistress.

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Bob is a regular poster on the Fox News Forum?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one...

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What's so great about a sarcastic muppet?

Watching the fake fur fly.

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Morbo
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What was your favorite part of the PETA vs. NRA debate, Bob?

Watching rednecks get kneed. [Smile]

[ July 09, 2003, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Dan_raven
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What Morbo like in Pro-Wrestling?

Don't hit me with that chair.

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Morbo
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Would you prefer the crop or the Bark-o-lounger?

Let me think it over.

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You are at least going to TRY and save my life, aren't you?

It tastes a little like plastic, to be honest.

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Morbo
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More of Granny's casserole surprise?

No thank's, I want to live till Christmas.

[ July 09, 2003, 05:55 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Feyd Baron
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So you're not going to call Myr a proselyte?

Not while she has a tail.

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Morbo
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So, going out with Susie still?

Not on your life.

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I can reach the tall window and escape if I stand on a stack of board games. Are there any you think I shouldn't risk breaking?

Don't break the monopoly.

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Annie
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I've been thinking about writing intelligent fiction, like OSC... what do you think?

I think it was way too salty.

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Morbo
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Dracula, honey, why'd you stop drinking my blood?

I've already had enough booze for one night, thank you.

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Wana trade lunches?

Only if you stop breaking my roof.

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Morbo
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Ho,ho,ho! Won't you tell me if you've been naughty or nice?

I guess naughty, I once told my sis she had fat ankles. [Frown]

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Pop quiz: Are you naughty or nice?

But I'm sooooo hungry.

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Why do you want to eat me?

cannibalism is only a last resort.

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Feyd Baron
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Are you eyeing my leg?

Only in a platonic way.

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Ryuko
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Do you want to have sex with me?

Get OFF me.

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Morbo
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Are you here for the sumo match?

Lady, I just need a cab.

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