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Feyd Baron
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What's the second line to "Take me out to the ballgame" again?

I don't know, but it better have something to do with beer.

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Ryuko
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What are you doing tomorrow?

Posting at Hatrack...

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filetted
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So, now that you've won the World Series, what are you planning to do with your life?

I lost my ball.

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Don't you think you'd better learn to take better care of your things?

Make a face.

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I've tried evey tribal dialect I know and they still aren't getting it?! what do you suggest?

now, that's what I'd call purple.

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Prince? Where? You didn't step on him, did you?

Don't cause a scandal.

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"So last night, right b4 the prom, I was saying to my ma..."

So, charcoal is the way to go, eh?

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What's the best way to grill a fish who can't get it straight that you post a question, THEN a statement?

Here's the number of the Poison Control Center.

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I just ate your under cooked fish. Is that bad?

honest it was like that when I got here.

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What is with all the ditches?

All you have to do is change your underwear.

[ June 29, 2003, 12:29 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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Ryuko
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How can I prevent myself from being embarrased during my accident?

And then it just... stopped.

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And what happened after you realized your life was like a roller-coaster?

I'm having an "up" day.

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ae
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or. . .?

Just Oliver Stone and a couple of scat singers.

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Feyd Baron
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I guess I wasn't listening well, what the heck did you just say?

Something about a banana.

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filetted
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What did our little Simian Shakespear type this time?

All the leaves are turning brown.

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Raia
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Wait, how does that line from Sesame Street go?

Never in New Jersey.

(edit: crap, one post behind)

[ June 29, 2003, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]

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Bob_Scopatz
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Should I start my own garbage hauling company?

It's raining cats & dogs.

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Why is there fur in my hair?

Yellow sticky-notes.

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(overheard at a 3M marketing meeting)

So Jones, what are we going to call these Yellow sticky-notes?

Get bent.

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Annie
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So what does Beckham do in his spare time?

I'd recommend the suspenders.

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Ryuko
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I lost 100 pounds! What should I do now?!

I got swimmer's ear...

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filetted
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I dunno about this new therapy hypochondriasis-transference technique. I think it gave me dog-breath. what about you?

ruff-ruff!

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Annie
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I've got him perfectly trained, watch this: Sparky, how does sandpaper feel?

It's kind of obvious, Robert.

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Why do you keep calling me Robert?

I like the full-length version better.

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quote:
Little kid saves world from alien species by playing video games
What do you think of my abridged version of Ender's Game?

The trailer gives away all the best parts.

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Caleb Varns
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How come the floats at a Cow-Parade never give out any decent food?

I lost my train of thought.

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Kayla
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Are you the psychic who thought he could stop vehicles a in their tracks? I heard you got killed trying to stop a locomotive. What happened?

That's a true story.

[ June 30, 2003, 12:30 PM: Message edited by: Kayla ]

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you really get snatched by aliens who made a crop circle in your likeness?

I lost my choo-choo of thought.

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Tell me, how the treatments for Siderodromophobia are going?

I wish I was as good as Kayla at quickly finding things on the web.

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Kayla has eight legs and a spinneret?

happiness is not a life without pain...

[ June 30, 2003, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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Caleb Varns
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I'm 23 years old; do you really think I should go for the circumcision?

Somehow, it only seems to swell when I'm around you.

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Kayla
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

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Caleb Varns
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1. When did those become two separate entities?
2. When did my eyes learn to talk?
3. How can you ask a question first in a begging-the-question thread?

I wonder if Kayla would like to get together sometime soon.

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Kayla
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Hey, Caleb, you doing anything Saturday?

I'm such an idiot. Question first, then answer. Got it.

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Caleb Varns
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Do you know WHY you got a 12 on your SAT's?

I haven't made any plans yet, if you know what I mean.

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Kayla
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Hey, Caleb, when you makes dates, do you use tell people you'll "pencil them in"?

Saturday, then. Definately Saturday.

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When are you going to stop procrastinating?

All I have to do is marry into the family and then...I'm in!

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Caleb Varns
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How are YOU going to be a marionette???

I'll pencil you in.

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Can you the old Portrait of Dorian Grey for me, but cheaper?

Seems like the details are rather sketchy.

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How would you like an all-expense paid three week vacation to Iran?

Evil, but interesting at the same time.

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How would you describe celia?

Nah, more like beast who's lost her fangs.

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Whose neck did she leave them in?

It is way, way too late to think.

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Will you marry me?



I only used it about three times, and two of those times it only lasted a few seconds before it died.

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Ever considered using that God-given talent of yours?

That's what she said.

(edit: jeesh! one little slipup and out comes the whip)

[ July 01, 2003, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: filetted ]

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Bob_Scopatz
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Does NOBODY understand how this is supposed to be done -- you write the question ANSWERED in the previous post?

You're all killing me.

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Feyd Baron
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So what do you think of our singing?

Well, it isn't a high budget production.

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Kayla
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Why can't any of us play this game properly and stop annoying Bob?

I picked the dandelions.

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How come your brother inherited the entire family estate?

Flower power.

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Feyd Baron
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Why is this bread so good?

Oh, I think something crawled into the machine just before I started it.

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Hey, what's the "K. A. M. A." logo doing on your computer screen?

I need some 25 watt light bulbs.

[ July 01, 2003, 11:59 AM: Message edited by: Kayla ]

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