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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Feyd Baron
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posted June 26, 2003 11:33 PM
What's the second line to "Take me out to the ballgame" again? I don't know, but it better have something to do with beer.
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Ryuko
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posted June 27, 2003 01:43 AM
What are you doing tomorrow? Posting at Hatrack...
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filetted
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posted June 27, 2003 02:44 AM
So, now that you've won the World Series, what are you planning to do with your life? I lost my ball.
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littlemissattitude
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posted June 27, 2003 03:24 AM
Don't you think you'd better learn to take better care of your things? Make a face.
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filetted
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posted June 27, 2003 03:32 AM
I've tried evey tribal dialect I know and they still aren't getting it?! what do you suggest? now, that's what I'd call purple.
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littlemissattitude
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posted June 27, 2003 03:40 AM
Prince? Where? You didn't step on him, did you? Don't cause a scandal.
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filetted
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posted June 27, 2003 03:43 AM
"So last night, right b4 the prom, I was saying to my ma..." So, charcoal is the way to go, eh?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 28, 2003 04:32 PM
What's the best way to grill a fish who can't get it straight that you post a question, THEN a statement? Here's the number of the Poison Control Center.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted June 28, 2003 05:21 PM
I just ate your under cooked fish. Is that bad? honest it was like that when I got here.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted June 29, 2003 12:28 AM
What is with all the ditches? All you have to do is change your underwear. [ June 29, 2003, 12:29 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Ryuko
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posted June 29, 2003 01:25 AM
How can I prevent myself from being embarrased during my accident? And then it just... stopped.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 29, 2003 09:53 AM
And what happened after you realized your life was like a roller-coaster? I'm having an "up" day.
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ae
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posted June 29, 2003 02:14 PM
Is that a gun in your pocket, or. . .? Just Oliver Stone and a couple of scat singers.
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Feyd Baron
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posted June 29, 2003 04:10 PM
I guess I wasn't listening well, what the heck did you just say? Something about a banana.
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filetted
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posted June 29, 2003 05:08 PM
What did our little Simian Shakespear type this time? All the leaves are turning brown.
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Raia
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posted June 29, 2003 05:09 PM
Wait, how does that line from Sesame Street go? Never in New Jersey. (edit: crap, one post behind) [ June 29, 2003, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 29, 2003 07:33 PM
Should I start my own garbage hauling company? It's raining cats & dogs.
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Pixie
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posted June 29, 2003 07:36 PM
Why is there fur in my hair? Yellow sticky-notes.
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Beren One Hand
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posted June 29, 2003 11:05 PM
(overheard at a 3M marketing meeting) So Jones, what are we going to call these Yellow sticky-notes? Get bent.
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Annie
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posted June 29, 2003 11:53 PM
So what does Beckham do in his spare time? I'd recommend the suspenders.
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Ryuko
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posted June 30, 2003 12:54 AM
I lost 100 pounds! What should I do now?! I got swimmer's ear...
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filetted
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posted June 30, 2003 02:17 AM
I dunno about this new therapy hypochondriasis-transference technique. I think it gave me dog-breath. what about you? ruff-ruff!
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Annie
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posted June 30, 2003 09:42 AM
I've got him perfectly trained, watch this: Sparky, how does sandpaper feel? It's kind of obvious, Robert.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted June 30, 2003 10:24 AM
Why do you keep calling me Robert? I like the full-length version better.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 30, 2003 10:39 AM
quote: Little kid saves world from alien species by playing video games What do you think of my abridged version of Ender's Game ? The trailer gives away all the best parts.
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Caleb Varns
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posted June 30, 2003 12:20 PM
How come the floats at a Cow-Parade never give out any decent food? I lost my train of thought.
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Kayla
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posted June 30, 2003 12:29 PM
Are you the psychic who thought he could stop vehicles a in their tracks? I heard you got killed trying to stop a locomotive. What happened? That's a true story. [ June 30, 2003, 12:30 PM: Message edited by: Kayla ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 30, 2003 12:49 PM
Did you really get snatched by aliens who made a crop circle in your likeness? I lost my choo-choo of thought.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted June 30, 2003 04:02 PM
Tell me, how the treatments for Siderodromophobia are going? I wish I was as good as Kayla at quickly finding things on the web.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted June 30, 2003 04:08 PM
Kayla has eight legs and a spinneret? happiness is not a life without pain... [ June 30, 2003, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Caleb Varns
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posted June 30, 2003 04:49 PM
I'm 23 years old; do you really think I should go for the circumcision? Somehow, it only seems to swell when I'm around you.
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Kayla
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posted June 30, 2003 05:00 PM
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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Caleb Varns
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posted June 30, 2003 05:12 PM
1. When did those become two separate entities? 2. When did my eyes learn to talk? 3. How can you ask a question first in a begging-the-question thread? I wonder if Kayla would like to get together sometime soon.
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Kayla
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posted June 30, 2003 05:36 PM
Hey, Caleb, you doing anything Saturday? I'm such an idiot. Question first, then answer. Got it.
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Caleb Varns
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posted June 30, 2003 05:43 PM
Do you know WHY you got a 12 on your SAT's? I haven't made any plans yet, if you know what I mean.
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Kayla
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posted June 30, 2003 05:46 PM
Hey, Caleb, when you makes dates, do you use tell people you'll "pencil them in"? Saturday, then. Definately Saturday.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted June 30, 2003 05:56 PM
When are you going to stop procrastinating? All I have to do is marry into the family and then...I'm in!
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Caleb Varns
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posted June 30, 2003 05:58 PM
How are YOU going to be a marionette??? I'll pencil you in.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 30, 2003 06:35 PM
Can you the old Portrait of Dorian Grey for me, but cheaper? Seems like the details are rather sketchy.
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Caleb Varns
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posted June 30, 2003 06:49 PM
How would you like an all-expense paid three week vacation to Iran? Evil, but interesting at the same time.
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Feyd Baron
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posted June 30, 2003 06:56 PM
How would you describe celia? Nah, more like beast who's lost her fangs.
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littlemissattitude
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posted July 01, 2003 02:13 AM
Whose neck did she leave them in? It is way, way too late to think.
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Frisco
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posted July 01, 2003 02:27 AM
Will you marry me? I only used it about three times, and two of those times it only lasted a few seconds before it died.
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filetted
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posted July 01, 2003 02:30 AM
Ever considered using that God-given talent of yours? That's what she said. (edit: jeesh! one little slipup and out comes the whip) [ July 01, 2003, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: filetted ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 01, 2003 09:46 AM
Does NOBODY understand how this is supposed to be done -- you write the question ANSWERED in the previous post? You're all killing me.
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Feyd Baron
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posted July 01, 2003 09:49 AM
So what do you think of our singing? Well, it isn't a high budget production.
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Kayla
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posted July 01, 2003 11:31 AM
Why can't any of us play this game properly and stop annoying Bob? I picked the dandelions.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 01, 2003 11:51 AM
How come your brother inherited the entire family estate? Flower power.
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Feyd Baron
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posted July 01, 2003 11:54 AM
Why is this bread so good? Oh, I think something crawled into the machine just before I started it.
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Kayla
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posted July 01, 2003 11:58 AM
Hey, what's the "K. A. M. A." logo doing on your computer screen? I need some 25 watt light bulbs. [ July 01, 2003, 11:59 AM: Message edited by: Kayla ]
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