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Feyd Baron
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So why did you vote for Bush again?

Because I didn't see any other boxes to check.

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sarcasticmuppet
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Why did your contingency vote unanimously to return the colonies to England?

I don't want to...well, okay, you've convinced me.

[ July 18, 2003, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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Would you like to go on a mission to colonize Mars? It's guys only.

Now there's a recipe for disaster!

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You've organized your recipe box? What's this one? It was between your recipe for Dinner Dogs and your recipe for Dysentary.

That's made with thirteen pounds of undercooked pork.

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To show Bob no hard feelings for the "sarcasticmuppet's really a guy" joke, I made him a kalua pig. What do you think?

It builds up the immune system.

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Morbo
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You hate sex but you do it why?

999 channels and nothin's ever on.

[edit: cool and freaky! I got 999 in my 999th post and I honestly didn't plan it! I just paraphrased an old song from The Boss (Springsteen to the uninitiated.) Just a coincidence. [Cool] [Cool] [Big Grin] ]

[ July 19, 2003, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Feyd Baron
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So how do you like Cable TV now that RIAA's taken it over?

It's kind of like sticking your hand in a blender.

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the Professor
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So how hard was that hiring decision about that creepy nerd?

On advice of counsel, I plead the fifth.

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Kayla
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You want me, don't you?

So, who's it going to be?

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Bob_Scopatz
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Do you like this clone embryo?

To make an omelette, you have to break a few eggs.

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Morbo
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Mrs. Rumsfeld: What's that you keep muttering, Rummie dear?

I said, we've almost won the War on Terror.

[ July 19, 2003, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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filetted
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"Mr. President, could you comment on the state of affairs regarding the economy and joblessness?"

He said well-done and that's how I cooked it!

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Morbo
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Why did you serve Teddy a cremated steak?

I'm still miffed at Teddy.

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Dan_raven
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Why won't you vote Kennedy for president?

Hey, cute teddy.

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Do you like my new stuffed bear?

No, I don't wear it under my clothes!

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rivka
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Is that chainmail for what I think it's for?

Wow, that's cold!

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Whatever that was, can you please do it again?

It was 107 degrees today.

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I heard you used time travel to go back to college a bunch! How many times did you graduate?

Well, because I decided to move to Strong Badia.

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Morbo
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Why did the feds give you a negative on your security clearance?

I wrote to a Chinese embassy in grade school.

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filetted
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How come only Nixon could go to China?

I ordered take-out.

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Morbo
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Why are there shredded Chinese menus everywhere?

Don't ask.

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filetted
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What did Kennedy mean by that "ask not" speech?

I haven't heard Jack.

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Dan_raven
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Why are you throwing away that toy box?

It pops up when the music stops.

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Annie
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So what does this "musical chairs turkey timer" involve?

(good thing someone pure of heart posted after that one [Razz] )

Head west, sonny.

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Head Ditch Digger
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What did the Montana rancher say to the Mormon Pioneers?

Crap, did it again.

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filetted
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Billy, what'd the old man say?

take a gander at this potato.

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Morbo
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Ma, how can you keep seeing the Virgin Mary in every potato in a 50lb sack?

I just knew I'd raised a cursed heathen.

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Why the huge smile?

Fourty-two.

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How many years ago did you discover that growth?

I never noticed.

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Morbo
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Is Pat really gone?

Say it isn't so!

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Is Morbo really Pat in disguise?

You're a waste of bandwidth.

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Dan_raven
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I've digitized myself and downloaded myself into the Hatrack archives. I will live forever HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA. What do you have to say to that smart guy?

I play volleyball over an inter-net.

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Why does your modem look like it has been thwacked around?

Well, I think that it means that cows are going to take over the world.

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filetted
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Well I think it might just be a joke, what do you think?

This baked potato bar is exquisite.

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Mr.Funny
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Did you hear about how they are making pubs out of different types of edible roots?

No! I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever do it. OK, fine.

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filetted
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Hold this for me?

I think you might be in my seat.

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rivka
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Why are you looking at me like that?

I didn't do it on purpose.

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filetted
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Why on god's green earth did you do that?!

lime and avacado.

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Morbo
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Yum, what's in this beauty mask?

Wouldn't you like to know.

[ July 25, 2003, 04:58 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Why are we here?

Because there was a mean chicken on the other side of the road.

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Why is the rooster playing around with WMDs?

This whole situation might be best described as a cock fight.

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Morbo
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Are those bullies battling for supremacy on the playground again?

I say let 'em keep fighting.

[ July 25, 2003, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Head Ditch Digger
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Do you think those chinese resturant flyers will ever stop coming to your door?

You make me laugh.

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Annie
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And why is it that you'll never love me as more than a friend?

Upstairs, second door on the left.

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Morbo
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Hitmen: So, where is this ..Ditch digger we're after?

Cowering in the basement.

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Where's Feng?

I left him with the Professor.

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Morbo
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Gilligan, where's Mr. Howell?

All I know is he ain't on the rescue boat; you go look for him, Skipper.

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Annie
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Now where did that scoundrel Jack Sparrow get to?

She's my kid sister.

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What's with the little lamb, Mary?

Kids are actually goats.

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Why on earth do your children eat their spagettios can and all?

Maybe they need more iron in their diet.

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