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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Feyd Baron
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posted July 18, 2003 02:06 AM
So why did you vote for Bush again? Because I didn't see any other boxes to check.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 18, 2003 11:43 AM
Why did your contingency vote unanimously to return the colonies to England? I don't want to...well, okay, you've convinced me. [ July 18, 2003, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 18, 2003 12:35 PM
Would you like to go on a mission to colonize Mars? It's guys only. Now there's a recipe for disaster!
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Dan_raven
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posted July 18, 2003 01:06 PM
You've organized your recipe box? What's this one? It was between your recipe for Dinner Dogs and your recipe for Dysentary. That's made with thirteen pounds of undercooked pork.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 18, 2003 02:38 PM
To show Bob no hard feelings for the "sarcasticmuppet's really a guy" joke, I made him a kalua pig. What do you think? It builds up the immune system.
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Morbo
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posted July 19, 2003 07:48 AM
You hate sex but you do it why? 999 channels and nothin's ever on. [edit: cool and freaky! I got 999 in my 999th post and I honestly didn't plan it! I just paraphrased an old song from The Boss (Springsteen to the uninitiated.) Just a coincidence. ] [ July 19, 2003, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Feyd Baron
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posted July 19, 2003 02:20 PM
So how do you like Cable TV now that RIAA's taken it over? It's kind of like sticking your hand in a blender.
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the Professor
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posted July 19, 2003 03:04 PM
So how hard was that hiring decision about that creepy nerd? On advice of counsel, I plead the fifth.
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Kayla
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posted July 19, 2003 03:07 PM
You want me, don't you? So, who's it going to be?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 19, 2003 03:21 PM
Do you like this clone embryo? To make an omelette, you have to break a few eggs.
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Morbo
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posted July 19, 2003 03:26 PM
Mrs. Rumsfeld: What's that you keep muttering, Rummie dear? I said, we've almost won the War on Terror. [ July 19, 2003, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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filetted
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posted July 20, 2003 10:57 PM
"Mr. President, could you comment on the state of affairs regarding the economy and joblessness?" He said well-done and that's how I cooked it!
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Morbo
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posted July 21, 2003 06:34 AM
Why did you serve Teddy a cremated steak? I'm still miffed at Teddy.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 21, 2003 12:45 PM
Why won't you vote Kennedy for president? Hey, cute teddy.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 22, 2003 01:39 AM
Do you like my new stuffed bear? No, I don't wear it under my clothes!
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rivka
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posted July 22, 2003 01:44 AM
Is that chainmail for what I think it's for? Wow, that's cold !
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littlemissattitude
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posted July 22, 2003 02:24 AM
Whatever that was, can you please do it again? It was 107 degrees today.
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Mr.Funny
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posted July 23, 2003 01:37 AM
I heard you used time travel to go back to college a bunch! How many times did you graduate? Well, because I decided to move to Strong Badia.
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Morbo
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posted July 23, 2003 01:45 AM
Why did the feds give you a negative on your security clearance? I wrote to a Chinese embassy in grade school.
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filetted
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posted July 23, 2003 01:56 AM
How come only Nixon could go to China? I ordered take-out.
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Morbo
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posted July 23, 2003 02:30 AM
Why are there shredded Chinese menus everywhere? Don't ask.
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filetted
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posted July 23, 2003 02:33 AM
What did Kennedy mean by that "ask not" speech? I haven't heard Jack.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 23, 2003 05:47 PM
Why are you throwing away that toy box? It pops up when the music stops.
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Annie
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posted July 23, 2003 08:01 PM
So what does this "musical chairs turkey timer" involve? (good thing someone pure of heart posted after that one ) Head west, sonny.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 23, 2003 08:42 PM
What did the Montana rancher say to the Mormon Pioneers? Crap, did it again.
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filetted
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posted July 24, 2003 01:33 AM
Billy, what'd the old man say? take a gander at this potato.
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Morbo
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posted July 24, 2003 04:13 AM
Ma, how can you keep seeing the Virgin Mary in every potato in a 50lb sack? I just knew I'd raised a cursed heathen.
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RavenXsa
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posted July 24, 2003 07:00 AM
Why the huge smile? Fourty-two.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 24, 2003 09:02 AM
How many years ago did you discover that growth? I never noticed.
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Morbo
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posted July 24, 2003 09:08 AM
Is Pat really gone? Say it isn't so!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 24, 2003 09:40 AM
Is Morbo really Pat in disguise? You're a waste of bandwidth.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 24, 2003 12:13 PM
I've digitized myself and downloaded myself into the Hatrack archives. I will live forever HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA. What do you have to say to that smart guy? I play volleyball over an inter-net.
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Mr.Funny
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posted July 25, 2003 03:15 AM
Why does your modem look like it has been thwacked around? Well, I think that it means that cows are going to take over the world.
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filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 03:17 AM
Well I think it might just be a joke, what do you think? This baked potato bar is exquisite.
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Mr.Funny
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posted July 25, 2003 03:20 AM
Did you hear about how they are making pubs out of different types of edible roots? No! I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever do it. OK, fine.
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filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 03:29 AM
Hold this for me? I think you might be in my seat.
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rivka
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posted July 25, 2003 03:31 AM
Why are you looking at me like that? I didn't do it on purpose.
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filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 03:39 AM
Why on god's green earth did you do that?! lime and avacado.
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Morbo
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posted July 25, 2003 03:47 AM
Yum, what's in this beauty mask? Wouldn't you like to know. [ July 25, 2003, 04:58 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 25, 2003 10:02 AM
Why are we here? Because there was a mean chicken on the other side of the road.
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Godric
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posted July 25, 2003 05:21 PM
Why is the rooster playing around with WMDs? This whole situation might be best described as a cock fight.
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Morbo
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posted July 25, 2003 05:47 PM
Are those bullies battling for supremacy on the playground again? I say let 'em keep fighting. [ July 25, 2003, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 25, 2003 05:50 PM
Do you think those chinese resturant flyers will ever stop coming to your door? You make me laugh.
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Annie
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posted July 25, 2003 08:22 PM
And why is it that you'll never love me as more than a friend? Upstairs, second door on the left.
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Morbo
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posted July 25, 2003 09:01 PM
Hitmen: So, where is this ..Ditch digger we're after? Cowering in the basement.
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filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 09:18 PM
Where's Feng? I left him with the Professor.
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Morbo
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posted July 25, 2003 09:22 PM
Gilligan, where's Mr. Howell? All I know is he ain't on the rescue boat; you go look for him, Skipper.
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Annie
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posted July 25, 2003 09:28 PM
Now where did that scoundrel Jack Sparrow get to? She's my kid sister.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 25, 2003 09:43 PM
What's with the little lamb, Mary? Kids are actually goats.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 25, 2003 10:07 PM
Why on earth do your children eat their spagettios can and all? Maybe they need more iron in their diet.
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