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Mr.Funny
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Why don't you just stop doing drugs?

The pretty colors floating around!

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Rudolph
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What's your favorite color?

The Daily Sideburn Report!

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Narnia
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What is your most important reason to get out of bed in the morning?

Well, it didn't help the plot development very much.

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Koga
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What was wrong with there being a nude scene?

I am the king of my head, at least most days I am.

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Rudolph
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What right did you have to shave your sideburns off??

BEGGING THE DOG'S NAME GAME QUESTION (a game)

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Koga
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What is the most confuseing thread title you saw today?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [Big Grin]

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Raia
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Come on, you know this... what did the little piggy say all the way home?

If you do that again, I will kill you.

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Koga
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Now tell me honestly, what did you think of my singing?

Crazy orange fish!

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Julie
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So you say a snackfood attacked you? What kind?

Blue moon new shoe do two you.

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Can you name some of the highlights from the "Sybil" wedding?

On any given Sunday.

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Do you like toppings on your free ice cream?

It's a dessert joke.

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How many plumbers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Crack mechanics unite!

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Koga
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What was on the shirt of the guy who seemed to be working on cars really fast?

So you should take a flashlight with you.

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rivka
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You say the world will end tonight?


The best way to get people to believe a lie is to start with a kernel of truth.

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You're God's only begotten daughter?

We all have our cross to bear.

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Why are you undressing your Crucifix Jesus® action figure?


I don't think he's wearing any panties.

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Why is that action figure called Commando Frisco?

Get that image out of my head, now!

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Julian Delphiki Jr.
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Was that a dead deer on the side of the road?


Since April of 2002.

-W-

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How long has it been since you filed a tax return?

Sikh and you shall find.

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Was that a Dobie or just another Punjab reference?

The "brooding despot" look is sooooooo 20 years ago!

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Raia
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Would you please tell us, in your own words, exactly why you think Saddam Hussein needed to be captured?

The daughter of the Forest has spoken!

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What's the news from the Ent Moot?

Shave the tree's beard.

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Koga
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What do you intend to do with that chainsaw and two gallons of shaving chreme?

A very happy puppy. [Cool] [Razz]

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rivka
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Is there any upside to the huge mess you found all over your house when you got home?



*hic* Happy New . . . um . . .

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Raia
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How could you? It's Easter, and you're PLASTERED. What have you got to say??

Ha! And it's GREEN!

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Koga
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Are you sure you can tell wether that light is red or green with those strange glasses? I mean you don't usually where a red scarf.

Now we have to find a way to buy another super power for you.

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Care to slip another kryptonite rod in?

It all happened in a moment of weakness.

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Wow. Twins?

I couldn't just leave her there in the styrofoam!

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Did you help your mother unpack?

Mostly we just played with the peanuts.

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Did you enjoy "Pecan with Ecstacy"?

It was very difficult not turning this into a Micheal Jackson/ Sweat Pea joke.

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What did the aging man say to the toddler?

I yam what I yam and thats all that I yam.

[Hat]

[ January 01, 2004, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: Yebor1 ]

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Julian Delphiki Jr.
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I was going to go for the obvious, "are you a homosexual?" but decided against it. Aw, what the hey!

Are you a homosexual?

I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

-W-

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Do you want fires with that?

Halo 2.

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What game do you think you left here, and how many more times will you call me before 6am today if I check for it now?

Part of me is fighting this but part of me is gone.

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What was your bodies reaction to the invisibility serum?

I didn't see it.

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Hey Dan, did you see it when every single woman on Hatrack made a pass at me?

Fumbled on the one yard line.

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So, what made you decide to leave the Dallas Cowboys and become an obstetrician?

Just be glad it isn't slippery.

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Five days and no one plays?

Guess I'll have to play with myself.... ;(

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What would you say if you wanted to disappoint Papa Moose and make it into the Out of Context thread?


Please sir, may I have some more?

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This spanking if for bad Rivka's who ask questions when they are supposed to write statements. What do you say to Mr. Paddle?

Hello Mr. Paddle.

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Oh, this is too funny! Is your name actually Mr. Piddle?

Too much green.

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What do you end up saying when you try to be witty before you've had your coffee and your eyes are still part-way closed?



It made sense when I wrote it!

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"Roman picnic for nefarious fur-traders. More at eleven." Are these your notes from class?

Four times in a row.

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Dan_raven
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How often have I beaten you at everything?

Not often enough, apparently.

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How many times can I get hit in the head without getting a bruise?

It wasn't me, it was the monkey.

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Um...did you just fling feces at me?

Now I'm pissed.

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Did you know that we let the Begging the Question thread fall to page 5?!?!?!

I had to keep him from planting those daffodils.

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"Lady, over there, near the roses. Could yuo tell me why is there a knife protruding from that man's forehead?"

Now, now, I'm all for creativity, but the stapler was never meant to be used for that.

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Look, we ran out of sutures again -- what was I supposed to do?

Yes, but you used up a whole roll of duct tape.

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Hey, look! I don't need a band-aid anymore!

Yeah, but you're not breathing, either.

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