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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Mr.Funny
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Why don't you just stop doing drugs?
The pretty colors floating around!
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Rudolph
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What's your favorite color?
The Daily Sideburn Report!
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Narnia
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What is your most important reason to get out of bed in the morning?
Well, it didn't help the plot development very much.
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Koga
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What was wrong with there being a nude scene?
I am the king of my head, at least most days I am.
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Rudolph
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What right did you have to shave your sideburns off??
BEGGING THE DOG'S NAME GAME QUESTION (a game)
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Koga
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What is the most confuseing thread title you saw today?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Raia
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Come on, you know this... what did the little piggy say all the way home?
If you do that again, I will kill you.
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Koga
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Now tell me honestly, what did you think of my singing?
Crazy orange fish!
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Julie
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So you say a snackfood attacked you? What kind?
Blue moon new shoe do two you.
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LadyDove
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Can you name some of the highlights from the "Sybil" wedding?
On any given Sunday.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Do you like toppings on your free ice cream?
It's a dessert joke.
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LadyDove
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How many plumbers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Crack mechanics unite!
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Koga
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What was on the shirt of the guy who seemed to be working on cars really fast?
So you should take a flashlight with you.
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rivka
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You say the world will end tonight?
The best way to get people to believe a lie is to start with a kernel of truth.
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Bob_Scopatz
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You're God's only begotten daughter?
We all have our cross to bear.
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Frisco
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Why are you undressing your Crucifix Jesus® action figure?
I don't think he's wearing any panties.
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Dan_raven
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Why is that action figure called Commando Frisco?
Get that image out of my head, now!
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Julian Delphiki Jr.
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Was that a dead deer on the side of the road?
Since April of 2002.
-W-
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jeniwren
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How long has it been since you filed a tax return?
Sikh and you shall find.
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LadyDove
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Was that a Dobie or just another Punjab reference?
The "brooding despot" look is sooooooo 20 years ago!
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Raia
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Would you please tell us, in your own words, exactly why you think Saddam Hussein needed to be captured?
The daughter of the Forest has spoken!
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Dan_raven
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What's the news from the Ent Moot?
Shave the tree's beard.
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Koga
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What do you intend to do with that chainsaw and two gallons of shaving chreme?
A very happy puppy. ![[Cool]](cool.gif) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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rivka
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Is there any upside to the huge mess you found all over your house when you got home?
*hic* Happy New . . . um . . .
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Raia
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How could you? It's Easter, and you're PLASTERED. What have you got to say??
Ha! And it's GREEN!
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Koga
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Are you sure you can tell wether that light is red or green with those strange glasses? I mean you don't usually where a red scarf.
Now we have to find a way to buy another super power for you.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Care to slip another kryptonite rod in?
It all happened in a moment of weakness.
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Narnia
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Wow. Twins?
I couldn't just leave her there in the styrofoam!
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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you help your mother unpack?
Mostly we just played with the peanuts.
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Dan_raven
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Did you enjoy "Pecan with Ecstacy"?
It was very difficult not turning this into a Micheal Jackson/ Sweat Pea joke.
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Yebor1
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What did the aging man say to the toddler?
I yam what I yam and thats all that I yam.
![[Hat]](graemlins/hat.gif)
[ January 01, 2004, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: Yebor1 ]
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Julian Delphiki Jr.
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I was going to go for the obvious, "are you a homosexual?" but decided against it. Aw, what the hey!
Are you a homosexual?
I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
-W-
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Rudolph
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Do you want fires with that?
Halo 2.
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Koga
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What game do you think you left here, and how many more times will you call me before 6am today if I check for it now?
Part of me is fighting this but part of me is gone.
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Dan_raven
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What was your bodies reaction to the invisibility serum?
I didn't see it.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Hey Dan, did you see it when every single woman on Hatrack made a pass at me?
Fumbled on the one yard line.
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Dead_Horse
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So, what made you decide to leave the Dallas Cowboys and become an obstetrician?
Just be glad it isn't slippery.
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Dead_Horse
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Five days and no one plays?
Guess I'll have to play with myself.... ;(
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rivka
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What would you say if you wanted to disappoint Papa Moose and make it into the Out of Context thread?
Please sir, may I have some more?
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Dan_raven
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This spanking if for bad Rivka's who ask questions when they are supposed to write statements. What do you say to Mr. Paddle?
Hello Mr. Paddle.
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jehovoid
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Oh, this is too funny! Is your name actually Mr. Piddle?
Too much green.
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rivka
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What do you end up saying when you try to be witty before you've had your coffee and your eyes are still part-way closed?
It made sense when I wrote it!
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jehovoid
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"Roman picnic for nefarious fur-traders. More at eleven." Are these your notes from class?
Four times in a row.
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Dan_raven
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How often have I beaten you at everything?
Not often enough, apparently.
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flyby
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How many times can I get hit in the head without getting a bruise?
It wasn't me, it was the monkey.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Um...did you just fling feces at me?
Now I'm pissed.
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Narnia
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Did you know that we let the Begging the Question thread fall to page 5?!?!?!
I had to keep him from planting those daffodils.
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Da_Goat
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"Lady, over there, near the roses. Could yuo tell me why is there a knife protruding from that man's forehead?"
Now, now, I'm all for creativity, but the stapler was never meant to be used for that.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Look, we ran out of sutures again -- what was I supposed to do?
Yes, but you used up a whole roll of duct tape.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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Hey, look! I don't need a band-aid anymore!
Yeah, but you're not breathing, either.
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