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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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suminonA
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Can you improvise on the theme of fridges, bottles and milk?
I've told you I like milk best.
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Tante Shvester
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Would you like to trade that cow for these magic beans?
Otter things have happened.
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quidscribis
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Why is that furry thing doing the backstroke?
Spoofing, goofing, and ghosts! Enough already!
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Uprooted
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Why don't we spend the evening watching "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" and "Ghost Whisperer"?
Blondes have more fun.
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MandyM
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Did you rent Scary Movie like I asked you to?
I am just sick of all this mess!
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Youth ap Orem
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What do you think of the old Scooby Dooby Doo cartoons?
I create the beagles from magic syrup, straight from the lands of faerie-opolis.
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Dan_raven
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For Mandy: Sarge, why did you puke all over the dining tent?
For Youth: You must tell me your prize winning beagle's ancestory. Who was his sire?
Three words--S.O.S.
[ November 17, 2005, 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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Youth ap Orem
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Gosh, I'm slow, I missed it by two posts.
For Uprooted: Why'd you bleach your cat's hair?
For MandyM: How come you threw up again after looking at your vomit?
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Youth ap Orem
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I seriously give up.
For Dan: How would you describe Youth ap Orem's late posting?
I'm going to lose my mind, if this posts too late!
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MandyM
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Do you think you made it to the post office in time to beat the IRS deadline?
I'm sorry; it's all my fault.
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Dan_raven
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What did President Bush just say?
It all depends on what your definition of torture is.
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Uprooted
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Is this true love, or just masochism?
No, really, I insist.
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MandyM
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You didn't really mean for me to eat the last serving of moussaka, did you?
I am procrastinating again.
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Dan_raven
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What's next on your busy agenda?
Same thing as everynight, try and take over the world.
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MandyM
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Why do you think there are Law and Order reruns on all the time now?
Please just sit down!
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SteveRogers
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Q: Is this chair edible?
A: I believe that aliens once kidnapped my left nostril and taught it how to speak Latin.
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Uprooted
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Excuse me, but WHAT did you just say?
Kids say the darndest things.
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GaalD
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I'm 28 years old, why do you keep referring to me as a kid?
Try googling it.
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Youth ap Orem
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Do you know where I left my keys?
I just like to do it, because it makes me feel big.
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Tante Shvester
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Why do you think everyone keeps mentioning "onanism"?
I wash my hands of the entire matter.
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SteveRogers
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Q: Did you realize that you just forgot to wash your hands? Well, I guess you did rinse them with water. But you forgot the soap, you know?
A: Eating a computer mouse caused my left ear to glow. Isn't it neat?
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Will B
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Did you remember to take your meds?
Prednisone bites.
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MandyM
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Doctor, why do these pills have teeth?
The side effects are awful!
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suminonA
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Should I make a remark about the fact that this thread has been going for more than 3 years now ??
True, except NOT.
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Youth ap Orem
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Did you know that Harry Potter is my uncle?
Mug a muggle!
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SteveRogers
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Q: What did you say your clubs motto was? Wasn't it "Hug a Noodle."
A: Noodles can be used as very good whips when wet.
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Orson Scott Card
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So it's a duel to the death. You name the weapons.
I don't think I have time for that.
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GaalD
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Before I kill you, do you have any last words?
Just fix it with some crazy glue.
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Youth ap Orem
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How am I suppose to fix this busted open crazy glue bottle?
I've slapped a man for asking me that.
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Uprooted
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Don't you think you just need to get over it about Firefly being cancelled?
Take a chill pill.
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Youth ap Orem
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When the heck is the next OSC novel coming out?!?
No way does that look like a tomato.
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Youth ap Orem
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Can you show me how wine is made in France?
You can use donkey sweat as a substitute for gasoline.
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SteveRogers
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Q: How am I supposed to go to the gas station if I don't have any gas any my car? I'll have is this stupid mule.
A: Mystic smoke smells really bad.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true you had to quit tantric sex because of the afterglow?
All puffed up and noplace to go.
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Uprooted
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Why doesn't someone harvest those cotton bolls?
Wook out, you wascawwy wabbit!!
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Sterling
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What would you say if I told you I stole all your 'R's?
Peanut butter, and only peanut butter.
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SteveRogers
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Q: What might be the main ingredient of this new jelly?
A: Let us go to the mov...look a butterfly!
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GaalD
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That's some nice hair you got there. What do you clean it with?
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Edit: D'oh, Steve posted before me.
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MandyM
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For Steve: Hey, do you want to go see the new documentary, "Dealing with ADD"?
For Jaime: What was your reaction when you realized someone beat you to the post?
Answer: I think I've had too many already.
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suminonA
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I don't understand, why won't you swallow this elephant over here ?
ACOJONADISIMO!
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Dav
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Would you please shout something in a foreign language that I don't understand?
I found it in my back pocket.
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GaalD
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Where did you get that ACOJONADISIMO!?
YES FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME!!!
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suminonA
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Are you sure you have an ACOJONADISIMO in your back pocket?
Indistinguishably different.
[ November 19, 2005, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: suminonA ]
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Sterling
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Yes, I _know_ you're color blind, but can't you understand how different that hot pink penguin is?
When the Avon people and the Girl Scouts showed up, I called it a loss.
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MandyM
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So did you go back to sleep after the Mormon missionaries and the Jehovah's Witnesses interrupted your nap?
The sign said No Soliciting.
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Tante Shvester
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Hey, baby, I'm a Libra -- what's your sign?
Overall, I'd have to say I prefer maggots to ants.
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GaalD
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Would you rather eat ant salad or maggot pie?
I'd rather jump off a cliff.
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Tante Shvester
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Why don't you just take a long walk on a short pier?
Let me introduce you to my little friend.
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