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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
rivka
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posted June 06, 2004 03:02 AM
Do you know why he keeps refusing to cross the street? Diagonal crosswalks.
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MidnightBlue
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posted June 06, 2004 10:16 AM
So what's this idea that's going to make you millions? Yes! Now I can steal it!
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kaioshin00
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posted June 06, 2004 04:06 PM
Hey Look! The chicken crossed the road!?!?!?! Oodles of noodles.
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MidnightBlue
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posted June 06, 2004 06:37 PM
So what exactly do you feed a poodle? Oompa Loompas, baby!
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fallow
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posted June 06, 2004 08:57 PM
how would you summarize your first experience? purple hazing.
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kaioshin00
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posted June 07, 2004 08:41 PM
Did you catch the name of that new crayon? I'll do it for a Scooby Snack.
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MidnightBlue
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posted June 07, 2004 08:43 PM
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would you bark like a dog? *shakes head* Crazy Americans.
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kaioshin00
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posted June 09, 2004 03:13 PM
When somethin's strange, in the neighborhood, who are you going to call? It was just a bit of fun.
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Rudolph
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posted June 09, 2004 03:44 PM
why did you play scrabble? begging the question dog's name game
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kaioshin00
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posted June 10, 2004 01:25 PM
Bachelor 1, if we spent the weekend together, what would we do? Only in Canada.
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MidnightBlue
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posted June 10, 2004 03:08 PM
Is there a single question that I could ask that wouldn't get me in trouble? Oooooh.... pretty fire!
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kaioshin00
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posted June 11, 2004 01:38 PM
Can you come up with an answer that there can be no possible question for? Green eggs and ham.
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CaySedai
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posted June 11, 2004 04:42 PM
Don't you clean your refrigerator? What's in that dish? Bottled water.
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rivka
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posted June 13, 2004 07:54 PM
Wow, you're taking a lot of suitcases for someone going to NY for a week. What's in the really heavy ones? Barely visible with the naked eye.
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goblin
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posted June 19, 2004 12:28 AM
And the fish was how big? You told me to do it!!!!
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fallow
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posted June 19, 2004 03:46 AM
Sorry, gobbler, it's nothing personal. Just policy. no, I don't think the name Gobblerone is a clever transatlantic marketing strategy!
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jehovoid
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posted June 19, 2004 07:11 AM
Do you think that the name GlobalRun is a clever transatlantic marketing strategy and/or do you have some sort of auditory disorder? I thought they would bite.
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rivka
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posted June 20, 2004 03:04 AM
We're just watching a couple toddlers -- what's with the space-suit gloves? Pearly whites.
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fallow
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posted June 20, 2004 03:07 AM
What do you look for in a gift horse? Strong thighs and new shoes.
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Shan
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posted June 20, 2004 04:55 AM
His idea of a perfect mate included what? Double thick.
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Dan_raven
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posted June 20, 2004 09:01 AM
What kind of paper bag do you wear on your dates? Remember the air holes.
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CaySedai
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posted June 20, 2004 12:10 PM
What do you do when you are buried in Swiss cheese? A Dalmatian puppy and a popsicle.
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Dead_Horse
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posted June 20, 2004 07:32 PM
Where'd these wet spots on the floor come from? It fell into the storm sewer.
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Phanto
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posted June 20, 2004 07:36 PM
Where'd the dog go? The best way to put it is , but sometimes will work. In an extreme case, you might want to . The most common one is, of course, .
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CaySedai
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posted June 21, 2004 12:27 AM
How do you show your appreciation for a great dobie? The Dead Zone
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Phanto
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posted June 21, 2004 12:30 AM
What we call our bathroom. It was pink and it hurt.
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rivka
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posted June 21, 2004 02:50 AM
What was it like when the spankmistress left? Ping pong.
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kaioshin00
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posted June 25, 2004 02:32 PM
What is the new ESPN 43 channel dedicated to? Great toads of Saturn Batman!
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Dead_Horse
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posted June 27, 2004 03:48 PM
Whatcha got in the jar, Robin? Oh, it tasted just like a tadpole.
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goblin
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posted July 01, 2004 11:26 PM
So, did you like the chicken? 7-UP FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!
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fallow
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posted July 01, 2004 11:48 PM
I gotta hit the head, can you order for me? aye aye, cap'n!
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 06, 2004 10:27 PM
Will you be able to pick out all the little red crunchberries, or would you rather walk the plank? I only like the square ones.
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goblin
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posted July 06, 2004 10:58 PM
What is your favorite geometric shape? I told him not to try it.
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fallow
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posted July 06, 2004 11:00 PM
Whaddya think of my peg-leg? I had it lathed. it made a rich, creamy lather. edit: oops! goblin, you beat me too it. [ July 06, 2004, 11:02 PM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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kaioshin00
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posted July 07, 2004 12:07 AM
Why did you broil the "Begging the Question" thread????? That's not what I heard on Jeopardy
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fallow
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posted July 07, 2004 12:52 AM
does this belong to your mother? that's what she said. [ July 11, 2004, 10:29 PM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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goblin
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posted July 15, 2004 05:20 PM
You actually think you look good with 16 purple hairs on your head? Only when I laugh.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 15, 2004 05:27 PM
When are you on Hatrack? Always and forever. [ July 15, 2004, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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pooka
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posted July 15, 2004 05:36 PM
What's the only response that could kill the Begging the Question thread? Holy Haberdashery!
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kaioshin00
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posted July 15, 2004 05:43 PM
Great Gatsby Batman! Can you help me come up with a new exclamation of urgency? Look under your nose, and you shall see.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted July 15, 2004 05:43 PM
Edit: aw, darn...beaten to it. [ July 15, 2004, 05:44 PM: Message edited by: Eruve Nandiriel ]
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fallow
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posted July 15, 2004 11:27 PM
so the galley proofs got mangled in the mail? it was all dog-eared.
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rivka
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posted July 16, 2004 02:07 AM
Why do you keep insisting that this purse wasn't made from a sow's ear? This little pig went to market . . .
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fallow
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posted July 16, 2004 02:12 AM
Why did this little pig get slaughtered? I cleaned my room like you told me.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 16, 2004 12:53 PM
Young Hercules, why did you move that river to run through our house? The devil made me do it.
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fallow
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posted July 17, 2004 03:05 AM
Why'd you chop down the lime tree? The key is hidden in one of these seven pies.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 17, 2004 08:22 AM
Um, why are standing around wearing nothing but a chastity belt and gorging yourself on sweets? We should lock you up and throw AWAY the key.
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MidnightBlue
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posted July 17, 2004 10:04 AM
You think being at camp for eight weeks and only being able to leave every week or two is making me go crazy? Crazy going quickly am I.
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rivka
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posted July 18, 2004 02:18 AM
You say your insanity is affecting your grammar? Nectar of the gods.
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