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rivka
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Do you know why he keeps refusing to cross the street?




Diagonal crosswalks.

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So what's this idea that's going to make you millions?

Yes! Now I can steal it!

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Hey Look! The chicken crossed the road!?!?!?!

Oodles of noodles.

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So what exactly do you feed a poodle?

Oompa Loompas, baby!

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how would you summarize your first experience?

purple hazing.

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Did you catch the name of that new crayon?

I'll do it for a Scooby Snack.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would you bark like a dog?

*shakes head* Crazy Americans.

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When somethin's strange, in the neighborhood, who are you going to call?

It was just a bit of fun.

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why did you play scrabble?

begging the question dog's name game

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Bachelor 1, if we spent the weekend together, what would we do?

Only in Canada.

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Is there a single question that I could ask that wouldn't get me in trouble?

Oooooh.... pretty fire!

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Can you come up with an answer that there can be no possible question for?

Green eggs and ham.

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Don't you clean your refrigerator? What's in that dish?

Bottled water.

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Wow, you're taking a lot of suitcases for someone going to NY for a week. What's in the really heavy ones?



Barely visible with the naked eye.

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And the fish was how big?

You told me to do it!!!!

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fallow
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Sorry, gobbler, it's nothing personal. Just policy.

no, I don't think the name Gobblerone is a clever transatlantic marketing strategy!

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Do you think that the name GlobalRun is a clever transatlantic marketing strategy and/or do you have some sort of auditory disorder?

I thought they would bite.

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We're just watching a couple toddlers -- what's with the space-suit gloves?




Pearly whites.

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What do you look for in a gift horse?

Strong thighs and new shoes.

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His idea of a perfect mate included what?

Double thick.

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What kind of paper bag do you wear on your dates?

Remember the air holes.

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What do you do when you are buried in Swiss cheese?

A Dalmatian puppy and a popsicle.

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Where'd these wet spots on the floor come from?

It fell into the storm sewer.

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Where'd the dog go?

The best way to put it is [Sleep] , but sometimes [ROFL] will work. In an extreme case, you might want to [Hat] . The most common one is, of course, [The Wave] .

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How do you show your appreciation for a great dobie?

The Dead Zone

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What we call our bathroom.

It was pink and it hurt.

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rivka
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What was it like when the spankmistress left?



Ping pong.

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What is the new ESPN 43 channel dedicated to?

Great toads of Saturn Batman!

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[Wave]
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Whatcha got in the jar, Robin?

Oh, it tasted just like a tadpole.

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So, did you like the chicken?

7-UP FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!! [Party]

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I gotta hit the head, can you order for me?

aye aye, cap'n!

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Will you be able to pick out all the little red crunchberries, or would you rather walk the plank?

I only like the square ones.

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What is your favorite geometric shape?

I told him not to try it.

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Whaddya think of my peg-leg? I had it lathed.

it made a rich, creamy lather.

edit: oops! goblin, you beat me too it.

[ July 06, 2004, 11:02 PM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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Why did you broil the "Begging the Question" thread?????

That's not what I heard on Jeopardy

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does this belong to your mother?

that's what she said.

[ July 11, 2004, 10:29 PM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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You actually think you look good with 16 purple hairs on your head?

Only when I laugh.

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When are you on Hatrack?

Always and forever.

[ July 15, 2004, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

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What's the only response that could kill the Begging the Question thread?

Holy Haberdashery!

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Great Gatsby Batman! Can you help me come up with a new exclamation of urgency?

Look under your nose, and you shall see.

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Edit: aw, darn...beaten to it.

[ July 15, 2004, 05:44 PM: Message edited by: Eruve Nandiriel ]

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so the galley proofs got mangled in the mail?

it was all dog-eared.

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Why do you keep insisting that this purse wasn't made from a sow's ear?




This little pig went to market . . .

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Why did this little pig get slaughtered?

I cleaned my room like you told me.

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Young Hercules, why did you move that river to run through our house?

The devil made me do it.

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Why'd you chop down the lime tree?

The key is hidden in one of these seven pies.

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Um, why are standing around wearing nothing but a chastity belt and gorging yourself on sweets?

We should lock you up and throw AWAY the key.

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You think being at camp for eight weeks and only being able to leave every week or two is making me go crazy?

Crazy going quickly am I.

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You say your insanity is affecting your grammar?



Nectar of the gods.

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