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CastAlgernon
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Would you like to go sightseeing?

Wow....

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Dan_raven
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What would you say if everyone got together and mad a thread just saying how perfctly wonderful you were?

It would be a lie of course.

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T_Smith
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Tell her that you love her!

Mmmmmm squishy.

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Godric
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What did Homer Simpson say about my teddy bear?

D'oh!

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Dan_raven
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What is the french word for Duh?

It is not Iraq. Really, it isn't.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What is Latin for "He is"???

E Pluribus Hunan.

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jehovoid
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Do you mean to say that Hunan was actually engineered by a team a geneticists?

Lower, please.

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Feyd Baron
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Haven't you reached rock bottom yet?

...And still digging

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true you're really into cool, hip lingo?

Catch you later, alligator.

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ludosti
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What does Steve Irwin always say upon parting?

Chew slowly.

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Diosmel Duda
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After dinner, can we go see that new chick flick?

It makes sense to us because we're chicks.

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Dan_raven
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As a Raven I never understood the whole Chicken Little story. Did you?

But the sky really is falling.

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Frisco
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Must you always bore us with your ideas about the effects of gravity on Nitrogen and Oxygen molecules?

I was just acting that way to get chicks.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you flunk the D.A.R.E. program again?

Nope, I'm fully aware.

(Frisco beat me...but I'm leaving it anyway...it fits his too)

[This message has been edited by Bob_Scopatz (edited February 17, 2003).]

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Dan_raven
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Mr. Lon Chaney, are you part Lycanthrope or completly Lycanthropic?

I love puns.

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Frisco
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Couldn't you have held in the crack about the "stalemate" until AFTER the funeral?!?!

Let me taste it once more.

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flyby
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You've eaten almost the entire cake. So, do you like it?

Not now, ask me again in an hour.

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Dead_Horse
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Guess where I got this?

A half-eaten tootsie pop and forty dollars.

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flyby
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Why do you keep on sticking your hand in your pocket? What is in there?

Thirty mintues.

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CastAlgernon
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How long does it take you to read a 3000 page book?

Bells.

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Shan
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What's that jingling?

As long as it takes.

[This message has been edited by Shan (edited February 17, 2003).]

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Narnia
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How long are you going to make me sit here and count grains of sand?

(Lame, I know, but that's a HARD ONE!!)

I could have done without the spandex.

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Chaeron
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What do you think of me now, huh? BEEFCAAAAKE!

It tastes like burning.

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IndexCard
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Have you tasted my mom's apple pie?

It's there to ward off the clowns.

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T_Smith
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Whats the deal with that spam necklace?

Thats a lie, and Banquo knows it!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true you sold your soul to the weird sisters?

Well heck! Let's kill the fatted calf!

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Doug J
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Bob, going all out for that party tonight?

Ok, here is one for ya. Why do we need the French in Iraq? Because our troops need the training on accepting surrendering troops.

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T_Smith
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Com'n... insult the french. I dare you.

Out... out damn jello...

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Dan_raven
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It moves on its own. It shakes and jumps off to attack people. The surgeons couldn't stop it. The experts say its not possible. I've come to you, Father O'Flanahan. What religious exorcism will you use to turn Micheal Jackson's face back into what it was in the 80's?

Back, back you nasty thing.

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littlemissattitude
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Mr. Biafra, how many times have we asked you politely not to trash our hotel rooms?

Turn off the television.

Edit: Darn it Dan, you beat me to it. But I like it, so I'm leaving it.

[This message has been edited by littlemissattitude (edited February 18, 2003).]

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Vampyr1818
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Can I please just watch the next show?

Okay then, the red wire.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you sure this turns you on?

Right foot, blue!

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Dan_raven
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Everybody do your Smurf check. Right Foot?

I am so blue I get lost in the sky.

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Frisco
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What have I told you about mixing your silver supplements with hallucinogens?

You're not my real daddy!

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Diosmel Duda
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Who's that whisperin' in the trees? It's two sailors and they're on leave. Pipes and chains and swingin' hands; who's your daddy?

Yes, I'm sorry to say, I am.

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Dan_raven
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Are you taking Dante's proposal thread seriously?

You look cute dressed like that.

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Narnia
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What do you think of my Bob Scopatz costume?

Hit the switch, if you must.

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Frisco
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What if I don't WANT to use the Clapper, huh?!?!?!

I learned it from watching you.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How'd you get so outrageously funny?

The state pen.

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Frisco
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You majored in sodomy at Penn State??

I invented the French kiss.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Any training in linguistics?

The moral code.

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Frisco
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Binary, Hex...I wonder what the next thread I'm going to need a translator for is.

Take three steps back and try again.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did I make the 2nd floor too high?

The annual talon show.

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verosthenes
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Existance as we know it,stands on your very
decisions Mr. Bush What say you?

The only way out.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Death?

The Sharper Mirage.

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Dan_raven
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But where does Saddam buy all these nifty gadgets and WMD's?

A day cannot go by without begging the question.

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T_Smith
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Seriously, are you addicted to this thread as much as I am??

Thats because he was gay, and Romeo was his lover.

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Tazmanian Devil
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::shudders:: So why did Julian kill himself for Romeo, in this wierd shakespeare adaption?

Wrap them up in rabbit skin and Ill pick them up in the morning.

[This message has been edited by Tazmanian Devil (edited February 19, 2003).]

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Diosmel Duda
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Do you still want these blood sausages you ordered last week but never picked up?

I tried to congeal it, but the truth will get out.

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Bob_Scopatz
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You don't really want to know what's in these sausages, do you?

Marble busts.

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