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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
BunnV
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posted July 25, 2005 06:05 PM
But who do you think will eat all my tastey dirty laundry and join me for skydiving afterwards?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 25, 2005 06:18 PM
I'm hungry *neigh*.
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BunnV
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posted July 25, 2005 06:21 PM
Earth, I don't mean to offend, but I've meaning to ask you, why do you have a lisp and refer to yourself in third person?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 25, 2005 06:25 PM
What is this year's least-favourite university-course?that's why there are only eleven Zodiac signs.
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advice for robots
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posted July 25, 2005 06:34 PM
Did you hear about Virgo’s little “indiscretion”?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 25, 2005 06:45 PM
"T'-t'-t'"?!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 25, 2005 07:32 PM
11/9/2001.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 25, 2005 10:15 PM
Can you name three littles and a bittle?
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Hamson
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posted July 25, 2005 11:44 PM
Which one of the these coats did you order? Answer with a line from a lullaby, and you'll get a 5% discount.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 25, 2005 11:51 PM
Can you rope a calf with this lariat?
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Hamson
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posted July 25, 2005 11:59 PM
And then they are all like, "We're so cool, we could jump off a bridge and land on our eyebrows and still not sprain an ankle. We can also make candy canes come out of our ears with the touch of a button."
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Icarus
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posted July 26, 2005 12:01 AM
We were gonna put that on the keyboard, but then we thought, "How many people even know what the population mean is?"
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BunnV
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posted July 26, 2005 12:07 AM
Welcome to McDonald's, would you like to try something from our new "Gross Menu"?
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Hamson
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posted July 26, 2005 12:10 AM
If Microsoft built a car, what would it be called?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2005 12:10 AM
No one can remember the words we put to this monstrosity, so we are just calling it "Hummer", OK?
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Icarus
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posted July 26, 2005 12:13 AM
You've been wearing those Fruit of the Looms for 18 years?! How are they holding up?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2005 12:15 AM
Why are you dropping my Whitman's Valentine Sampler off the Empire State Building?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 26, 2005 06:32 AM
*Boo!*
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 26, 2005 08:44 AM
What do I have to do to get a cup of coffee around here?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 26, 2005 11:18 AM
*Puts hands on ears*, "la-la-la".
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Hamson
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posted July 26, 2005 12:47 PM
Pssst, Jon, since I know you work at the Lotto drawings, you think you could call my numbers? They're 6, 6, and 6.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2005 02:20 PM
What did he SAY to make all the kidnappers bust out laughing?
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Dan_raven
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posted July 26, 2005 02:22 PM
How'd the transplant donation go?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2005 02:23 PM
I'd give my right arm for a chance to pop Osama in the nose!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 26, 2005 03:48 PM
It's not a crime to masturbate in the cellar!
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Dan_raven
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posted July 26, 2005 04:11 PM
What could you possibly say to get Papa Moose kill the granddaddy of all Hatrack threads?
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digging_holes
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posted July 26, 2005 04:17 PM
Will this loaded gun persuade you to change your mind?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 26, 2005 07:16 PM
If you put rum into a car as fuel, what'll the motor shound like?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2005 07:20 PM
How do you keep track of how much blood you are splattering around?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 26, 2005 07:45 PM
*Laugh at Tante's answer.*
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2005 07:47 PM
St. Peter to Pope John Paul:
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 26, 2005 08:57 PM
*Atchoo!* Why was that ?my year! 10/07!
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Hamson
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posted July 26, 2005 09:01 PM
Tante: What should I adress your beverage by?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2005 09:38 PM
Why is Dick Cheney re-arranging the furniture in the oval office?And flies!
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BunnV
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posted July 26, 2005 11:18 PM
Why is grandma using her wheelchair to visit Mars?
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Hamson
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posted July 26, 2005 11:33 PM
Where do you want this watermellon?
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BunnV
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posted July 26, 2005 11:35 PM
What's the new Christian fraternity called?
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Hamson
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posted July 26, 2005 11:53 PM
What's the new cool, "hip" thing for youngsters to do these days?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 01:15 AM
Pardon me, my good sir, but would you be able to direct me to the Mark Twain festival?
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Hamson
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posted July 27, 2005 02:04 PM
Who are those folk on that buoyant log contraption, and how should I deal with them?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 03:44 PM
Can you expound on Darwin's theory that the Galapagos islands were populated by animals drifting along on mats of vegitation carried by the ocean currents?
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Dan_raven
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posted July 27, 2005 04:01 PM
Which of those ten adults are the parents of these two children?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 04:11 PM
Do you know why you should always wear a saddle when horseback riding? Well, my aunt used to ride bareback, and now my cousin is a centaur.
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digging_holes
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posted July 27, 2005 05:30 PM
What got Joseph out of prison?
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ludosti
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posted July 27, 2005 05:34 PM
Isn't this coat just dreamy?!
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Dan_raven
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posted July 27, 2005 05:54 PM
When do you wish for a seat cooler?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 05:55 PM
For ludosti:
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digging_holes
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posted July 27, 2005 05:57 PM
Dan: How does it feel to be kicked in the groin when it's 40 below?
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2005 06:06 PM
How can I break my Hatrack adiction?
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Hamson
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posted July 27, 2005 09:22 PM
How long were you at the pimp festival?
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