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Megan
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Alright, just how much do you think this shirt would cost in London?

I'm thinking a shotgun and a noose.
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Q: What's an ironic way to kill a shogun and a moose?

A: [Hail] [Party]
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How much do you love M&M's?

I gave up being diabetic for this?
<edit...yes, I know that's in the form of a question, but it's one of those interrogative statement thingies you've heard so much about. It's not really a question.>
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Tante Shvester
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Your choices are Dr. Pepper, Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, or Ph.D. Black, a new licorice soda that is a higher degree of refreshment. Which would you like?

A higher degree of refreshment.
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What were you trying to accomplish when you cooked that bottle of Gatorade?

I don't want to write right now.
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Hi, this is Orson Scott Card speaking. I'm just calling because I wanted to ask you, one of my novels is being made into a movie would you like to help me with the screen play?

You haven't had enough refrigerator time.
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Hamson
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Ic: If your parents aren't home, how come we aren't getting out your 24 set Crayolas and expressing our freedom of the press on the walls?

Bun: It's a little cramped in here with all these obscure vegtables... is that a persimmons I see?

I only needed it sharpened.
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The dentist: So Dracula, what seems to be wrong with your tooth today?

They're all going to laugh at you.
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Icarus
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Hamson: It only took the mohel 15 seconds?!

Mandy: So when I give the speech I should imagine everyone's in their underwear? What about me? Should I be in my underwear too? Are these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Underoos a good choice?

Frank Zappa

EDIT: Aw crap, I even hit refresh before submitting to make sure nobody beat me to it!
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Hamson
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Whatcha gonna call your new rappin' album Ic?

That's on the list of things not to throw into the fan.
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Hey! Look what I found on the front lawn!

Soggy Cheerios again.
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MandyM
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What did the dog eat for breakfast? (which goes with what was found on the front lawn)

That IS a funny smell.
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Tante Shvester
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Why do you think there is a clown decomposing in the dumpster out back?

One is brown, but the other is green.
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What color is your hair?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
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Tante Shvester
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Doesn't water flow DOWNhill?

Any flavor except coconut.
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What's your favorite flavor of Bertie Bott's Beans?


The sardine flavor really gets to me.
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Tante Shvester
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Bachelorette Number 2, what is your biggest turn-on when you are getting romantic with your date?

I'll take the one in the window.
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BunnV
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Which burglar would you like to dance with?

I can make my own for half the price!
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Tante Shvester
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I'm getting the Grande Half Caf, lowfat, Mocha Latte, do you want one, too?

In your dreams, chicky, in your dreams.
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Do you think I, an egg, will ever be a hen someday?

Winding it will only make it louder.
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Tante Shvester
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Is this the volume control for the Victrola?

Either an IPod or and IceCream.
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Megan
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What are you going to get when you go out tonight?

Hey, I just trimmed that tree last week!
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Do you recognize this sheet of paper?

Balance is what will get us through this.
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Tante Shvester
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Camel #1 to Camel #2: How, exactly, do you propose to pass through the eye of that needle?

It was long long ago in a land far far away.
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MandyM
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So which movie do you consider to be the FIRST Star Wars?

It's just easier when you lift it first.
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Tante Shvester
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Do you know why I just can't bring myself to sweep all this dirt right under the rug?

All you need is a needle, some thread, and a very skinny camel.
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Megan
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How do you propose to make a camel hair coat without removing the camel's hair?

I think camels are the new alpacas.
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Tante Shvester
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Why did you quit your al-pack-a day habit?

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with SEVEN WIVES!
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Megan
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How do you know there are polygamists in St. Ives?

I'm afraid I can't answer that without incriminating myself.
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Tante Shvester
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Megan, did you just fart?

Somebody please open a window.
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Did you know that in gullible people closed windows cause cancer?

The magical wonderful pez dispenser.
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Tante Shvester
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Guess where my face will be appearing in the fall?

Nothing beats licorice.
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Know of a good laxitive?


Therefore it's not printed on the label.
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It's WATER! Why do you want an ingredient list?

It all started with a partridge.
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BunnV
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Let my people free!
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Now now, Moses dear, there's no need to pout. what was that you asked for again?

Debussy is better.
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Wanna go for a ride in my taxi?


The sound of one door slamming.
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Megan
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How do you know when two zen buddhist monks are having an argument?

Oh, no, not for a million dollars!
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Wanna go for a ride in my taxi?


The sound of one monk rapping.
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Tante Shvester
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What goes "Ommm Chakka Ommm Chakka Ommm Chakka Ommm"?

Bob for apples.
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Robert is campaigning for governor of Washington? What's his slogan?

It's amazing, and I don't use that word very often.
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Tante Shvester
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What do you think of my new hymn "Stupendous Grace"?

Maybe you're looking through the wrong end.
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BunnV
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Why does this horse have no teeth?

The coils of one man are the skates of another.
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Tante Shvester
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Calm down, and we'll just adjust your medication. Now, tell me again why you felt the need to climb to the top of that clock tower with a high-powered rifle, a slinky and a pair or rollerblades?

Not Katz, you fool, Cats!
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Did you hear the rumor that Katz is confusing and boring?

Only if you promise to clean up after.
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Mommy, can I slaughter daddy?

Only because it's green.
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Mommy, can I mow the lawn with my teeth?

No, you may not use the T.V. for anything but swimming.
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Tante Shvester
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Would you hand me the remote? I want to change the channel to the baseball game.

1100.
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How do you say "Pass the Dijon mustard, please" in binary?

Because they itch, that's why.
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Why are your rubbing your hands on the teeth of that ferocious lion?

I'm very tempted use it as shampoo.
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