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flyby
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So you're teachers make you turn in your IM conversations? HA

Snoopy and his bunch of yellow friends.

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flyby
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So you're teachers make you turn in your IM conversations? HA

Snoopy and his bunch of yellow friends.

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T_Smith
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What would you get if you crossed Peanuts with Simpsons?

Hey, ho, to Grenme I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
Rain may fall and wind may blow
But there still be...
Many miles to go.
Sweet is the song of the falling rain
And the stream that runs from hill to plain
Its sweeter than rain and rolling brook
Its a mug of Beer inside this Took.

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Jon Boy
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What happens to T_Smith when he has a few too many root beers?

You can hardly blame me. I mean, it was already on fire!

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Hobbes
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OK, who lit the Middle East?

Monday through Sunday.

Hobbes

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Mr.Funny
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When does Hobbes post fluff?

Waiter, this noodle soup has brocolli (sp?)!

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Diosmel Duda
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We've taken out the chicken, chicken broth, grasshoppers, beef fat, leather, blood sausage, and pickled pigs' feet. Now what's not vegetarian about your order?

I think that's in the wrong order.

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Icarus
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Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?

Rational exponents.

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Dan_raven
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There's a riot going on outside between OIL (Organization of Irrational Loons) and some other group. Know who they are?

That would be the coal burners.

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Beren One Hand
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Scottie, the warp coil is over flooded with anti-matter, what kind of back up propulsion system do you have?

Cling on! Cling on!

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Mr.Funny
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What do those aliens from Star Trek do?

The trick is in the speakerphones.

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enjeeo
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How did you convince him that you were his conscience?

Stop looking at my bank book!

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Feyd Baron
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Wow, how many red pens did you go through writing this?

Oh, that's not ink, it's blood.

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Frisco
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Are you drinking ink?!?!

Stupid deaf genie and his stupid three wishes.

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jeniwren
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Why in the world are you carrying around a 10 inch pianist, herding a hundred sows and bucks, and what looks like a dammed up hearing aid?

They lit a duck.

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KarlEd
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What did they do when you asked to see a firefly?

Well, I did, but she thought I was talking about her figure.

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Frisco
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You wrote Kristine Card and thanked her for keeping such a nice 'Rack?

(I'm so going to be banned)

Okay, but only for a minute or two.

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Dan_raven
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Frisco, Ms. Card wants to speak with you. NOW!!!

(edited because I thought this was funnier)

Walk this way. Talk this way.

[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited March 13, 2003).]

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Shan
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The absolutely biggest mouth in the world - I mean you could like get lost in it and he opens it and says what??????

Fishballs or gumballs . . . and I gotta choose.

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chocolate
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Do you prefer fishballs or gumballs?

No, but i am prepared to just suck it.

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Mr.Funny
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Are you ready to eat that WHOLE LEMON???

Alt-F4 is all the rage for key combos!

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Khavanon
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I just worked for hours on end and my mouse went out. What do I press on the keyboard to save my work?

0.5 pencil led and body armor.

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Mr.Funny
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What do you take to that writing class with your insane, crazy, psycho, lunatic teacher?

If, that's the case, you had better run along and whap them on the head.

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America Online
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Didn't you hear me say there are many more than four horsemen of the apocalypse and they're all headed this way?

Please tell me why you think you would like to cancel your subscription.

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Dan_raven
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Listen you beaurocratic #@$@#$@~!!!! Why do you keep billing me? I've never owned a computer. I've never used a computer. I hate the Internet. I live alone in a shack in the middle of Montana, 300 miles from a #$@#$@ phone line. I had to hike here just to get you to quit sending me bills.

Besided that little problem, my day is going fine.

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Frisco
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You were beaten senseless by a group of midgets for making "short" puns?!

I've got to be free!

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Diosmel Duda
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How much for the Frisco?

Times are changing.

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Dan_raven
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Uhhhg what a smell. Who's changing the baby?

The Times have arrived.

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Frisco
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Honey, why is Morris Day standing in the front yard?

It was nothing I couldn't handle with a nine iron.

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mackillian
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What do you mean, you can't beat off women with a stick?

The supersoaker seems to have been misplaced.

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littlemissattitude
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Hadn't you heard that the supersoaker has been found hovering over Central California?

The water in the gutter is nearly a foot deep.

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MyrddinFyre
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So, Myrddin, what have you learned from Hatrack Chat?

I am a monkey of the cheese! *rumble*

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Mr.Funny
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What are you doing in a giant motorized yellow gorilla that smells funny?

I am INVINCIBLE!

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MyrddinFyre
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What are you doing clicking your pen spastically?

I am hut!

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T_Smith
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So Jabba, I hear your going to be writing a book about your cameo's in Star Wars. What are you going to call it?

It's none of your business what I do with my coffin.

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Mr.Funny
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Why is it, that whenever you sneeze, you bottle it up?

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T_Smith
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What is the sound of a dead sheep?

Roadkill.

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Mr.Funny
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What happens when a highway acquires a weapon?

To steal laptops, of course.

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Dan_raven
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Where should the stripper Irene Ironthighs go to earn her money?

Steal, steel, what's the difference

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Mr.Funny
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Why did you take the battleship? I told you to plate it with armor!

Don't go to the Castle of *thunk* *gasp* Ow.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Wanna play some x-treme Chess?

What a rook!

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Dan_raven
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This is a laser guided, turbo charged, dual carbed, juel injected, hyper balanced, dilithium shielded, chromium plated, Silver etched and engraved chess piece signed by Fisher himself. What do you think?

Go castle yourself.

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Mr.Funny
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I found this old, old, old, spell in a magic book. It was titled, 'le'. Will you help me use it?

Maglights are the best!

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Diosmel Duda
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I've driven six hours so I can do some real dark-sky observing. Do you mind turning that off?

The love of my life, I think.

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Jon Boy
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That's the third batch of chocolate chip cookies you've baked today. Just how important is chocolate to you, anyway?

About a hundred bucks.

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Mr.Funny
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What do you get when you subtract five hundred male deer from six hundred male deer?

Sheesh... ignorance is spreading like wildfire.

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Diosmel Duda
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Did you know Hitler had a twin who was just as evil as him, and he is posing as Hussein in Iraq, only nobody but the guy playing Hussein ever sees him?

It was a sad, sad event in the history of history.

[This message has been edited by Diosmel Duda (edited March 18, 2003).]

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Dan_raven
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Honey I'm home. How was your day?

Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way, rub my feet.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Tell me again. How did you get turned into a Centipede?

Think of it as one giant air freshener.

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Mr.Funny
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Um... why are you flooding the room with hydrogen gas?

Here, light a match.

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