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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
BunnV
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posted August 07, 2005 12:24 PM
Why is the rainforest gone? Fools! All of them!
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Megan
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posted August 07, 2005 12:28 PM
Your highness, what would you like to have as entertainment at your birthday party? I think I'd say, "Bring me that artichoke right away!"
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BunnV
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posted August 07, 2005 01:17 PM
What should I say to make the cabbage jealous? The soil is speaking.
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Hamson
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posted August 07, 2005 01:55 PM
Now lets be honest with each other. Everything said here will be confidential. Why are you here today? A house of slaves.
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MandyM
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posted August 07, 2005 02:01 PM
What did Charlie win at the end of the new Wonka movie? I did it.
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Hamson
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posted August 07, 2005 02:26 PM
Who took all the baby penguins? Add a little caffine, and you'll have yourself one rockin' pie.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 05:20 PM
Can I have my coffee cake decaf? It works if you are a cowboy, otherwise, you just look like a poser.
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Hmm216
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posted August 07, 2005 05:49 PM
Can Jamie ride you like a bull? I guess those Ponies couldnt wait!
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SpiffWilkie
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posted August 07, 2005 06:16 PM
Last time I came you only had two horses...how come you now have three? I named him after his mother.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 06:20 PM
How did he land up with a name like SpiffWilkie? Look it up in the dictionary.
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Megan
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posted August 07, 2005 06:21 PM
What exactly do you mean by ubiquitous? No, I just don't understand what you mean.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 06:24 PM
Are you saying that you don't agree that the microclusters in the dead sea can be made into white gold, a la King Solomon, and straighten your teeth, clear up your skin, and freshen your breath all at the same time? Bell out of order. Please knock.
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Enigmatic
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posted August 07, 2005 06:24 PM
Edited To Megan: Do I have to explain how to take the average of a group of numbers all over again? To Tante: What's that sign they put up around Pennsylvania after the Liberty Bell cracked? Fred's left buttock.
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MandyM
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posted August 07, 2005 06:25 PM
Megan: Hedosejnf sjewnvf gri dkfjsenr dkfjl? Enigmatic: What did I just sit on? You'll poke your eye out with that thing.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 06:29 PM
Can you give me instructions for the Do-it-yourself-home-lobotomy kit? That'll leave a mark.
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Hamson
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posted August 07, 2005 09:54 PM
What will happen if I throw this flashlight at you? 1942
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 10:45 PM
It says that the movie was made in MCMXLII. When was that, exactly? The Romans made me do it.
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Hamson
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posted August 07, 2005 11:20 PM
Did the Romans or the Romulans make you build a ship? That's pretty inaccurate.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 11:25 PM
Did you hear about this alchemist who fed his ugly crooked-toothed cats microclusters of cat food and turned them into beautiful straight-toothed cats? "The West Wing" has too much liberal bias. I only watch "The East Wing".
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The Reader
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posted August 07, 2005 11:36 PM
So, what do you like on Fox News new alternate primetime lineup? Not this early in the morning.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 11:38 PM
Would you care for some puerco pibil? People think that, but people are wrong.
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BunnV
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posted August 08, 2005 01:09 AM
Gremlins aren't real? I put it in scientific notation.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 08, 2005 02:15 AM
Isn't that quite a lot of candles for a birthday cake? Because he's older than dirt.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 08, 2005 06:51 AM
If Grandpa can't remember his age, why don't we just carbon-date him? That can injure the spine.
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The Reader
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posted August 08, 2005 09:50 AM
Why shouldn't I use javelins for acupuncture? Because it was stuck in the attic.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 08, 2005 01:36 PM
Why not bring the concert grand piano down into the ballroom? Methinks thou doth protest too much.
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digging_holes
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posted August 08, 2005 05:08 PM
Please, couldn't I keep at least one or two of my limbs? I'll only borrow them for a fortnight and then return them to you, though perhaps in a slightly deteriorated condition.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 08, 2005 07:50 PM
Why should I lend you my ears? Groovy, man, groovy.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 08, 2005 09:54 PM
What does the LP feel like? Just one word--Plastics.
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BunnV
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posted August 08, 2005 10:05 PM
Wow, how did you get so beautiful? The chicken that dances.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 08, 2005 10:19 PM
Please, to ask, what music for dancing is we play now? Anything but Narnia.
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MandyM
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posted August 09, 2005 12:04 AM
To JK Rowling: What fantasy books do you enjoy reading? My dog has fleas.
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SpiffWilkie
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posted August 09, 2005 12:16 AM
How come you have to cancel the date? Just add water.
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BunnV
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posted August 09, 2005 05:36 AM
My pet fish doesn't seem to be doing very well. What should I do different to it make it happier and healthier? The keys to the attic.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 09, 2005 06:22 AM
You're kidding! I've been awarded the keys to the city? You'd better look down there youself.
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The Reader
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posted August 09, 2005 08:59 AM
Can you tell me what kind of fungus this is? A floppy disk, Archie Bunker, and a banana.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 09, 2005 09:16 AM
Can you name three completely unrelated things? The eyes say it all.
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BunnV
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posted August 09, 2005 09:48 AM
Why won't you talk to me? I'd like it well done, please.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 09, 2005 02:37 PM
Why wouldn't you accept my poorly done screenplay about the life of a burger from calving to grilling? It throbs, especially when I'm thinking.
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BunnV
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posted August 09, 2005 10:32 PM
What's wrong with your nose? The staples are in my skin.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 09, 2005 10:34 PM
Why can you never make it through the metal detector at the airport? That's not a piercing. I was in a jousting accident.
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The Reader
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posted August 10, 2005 01:01 AM
Where did you get that new eyering? That's not special. It's happened thousands time before.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 10, 2005 06:09 AM
Can I interest you in our blue plate special? Not "a tack" -- ATTACK!
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BunnV
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posted August 10, 2005 08:08 AM
Can I pin this one on you? Make it sing! Make it dance!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 10, 2005 08:21 AM
What is it going to take to get you to try my Chicken Cordon Bleu?
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BunnV
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posted August 10, 2005 09:05 AM
? Aluminum foil is hard to digest.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 10, 2005 09:06 AM
Why do you always wrap your leftovers in Saran Wrap? Nine times out of ten, that's true.
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SpiffWilkie
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posted August 10, 2005 10:24 AM
Studies show that most statistics are wrong. I'm only going to tell you one more time.
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digging_holes
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posted August 10, 2005 08:38 PM
Um... ma'am... uh... Mrs... you there, the woman married to my father! That was supposed to be in the form of a question.
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