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BunnV
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Why is the rainforest gone?

Fools! All of them!

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Megan
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Your highness, what would you like to have as entertainment at your birthday party?

I think I'd say, "Bring me that artichoke right away!"

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BunnV
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What should I say to make the cabbage jealous?

The soil is speaking.

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Hamson
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Now lets be honest with each other. Everything said here will be confidential. Why are you here today?

A house of slaves.

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What did Charlie win at the end of the new Wonka movie?

I did it.

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Who took all the baby penguins?

Add a little caffine, and you'll have yourself one rockin' pie.

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Tante Shvester
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Can I have my coffee cake decaf?

It works if you are a cowboy, otherwise, you just look like a poser.

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Can Jamie ride you like a bull?


I guess those Ponies couldnt wait!

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Last time I came you only had two horses...how come you now have three?


I named him after his mother.

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Tante Shvester
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How did he land up with a name like SpiffWilkie?

Look it up in the dictionary.

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Megan
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What exactly do you mean by ubiquitous?

No, I just don't understand what you mean.

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Tante Shvester
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Are you saying that you don't agree that the microclusters in the dead sea can be made into white gold, a la King Solomon, and straighten your teeth, clear up your skin, and freshen your breath all at the same time?

Bell out of order. Please knock.

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To Megan: Do I have to explain how to take the average of a group of numbers all over again?

To Tante: What's that sign they put up around Pennsylvania after the Liberty Bell cracked?

Fred's left buttock.

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MandyM
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Megan: Hedosejnf sjewnvf gri dkfjsenr dkfjl?

Enigmatic: What did I just sit on?

You'll poke your eye out with that thing.

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Tante Shvester
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Can you give me instructions for the Do-it-yourself-home-lobotomy kit?

That'll leave a mark.

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Hamson
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What will happen if I throw this flashlight at you?

1942

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Tante Shvester
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It says that the movie was made in MCMXLII. When was that, exactly?

The Romans made me do it.

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Did the Romans or the Romulans make you build a ship?

That's pretty inaccurate.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you hear about this alchemist who fed his ugly crooked-toothed cats microclusters of cat food and turned them into beautiful straight-toothed cats?

"The West Wing" has too much liberal bias. I only watch "The East Wing".

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So, what do you like on Fox News new alternate primetime lineup?

Not this early in the morning.

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Tante Shvester
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Would you care for some puerco pibil?

People think that, but people are wrong.

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Gremlins aren't real?

I put it in scientific notation.

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Isn't that quite a lot of candles for a birthday cake?


Because he's older than dirt.

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Tante Shvester
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If Grandpa can't remember his age, why don't we just carbon-date him?

That can injure the spine.

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Why shouldn't I use javelins for acupuncture?

Because it was stuck in the attic.

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Tante Shvester
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Why not bring the concert grand piano down into the ballroom?

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

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Please, couldn't I keep at least one or two of my limbs?

I'll only borrow them for a fortnight and then return them to you, though perhaps in a slightly deteriorated condition.

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Tante Shvester
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Why should I lend you my ears?

Groovy, man, groovy.

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What does the LP feel like?

Just one word--Plastics.

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BunnV
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Wow, how did you get so beautiful?

The chicken that dances.

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Tante Shvester
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Please, to ask, what music for dancing is we play now?

Anything but Narnia.

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To JK Rowling: What fantasy books do you enjoy reading?

My dog has fleas.

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How come you have to cancel the date?

Just add water.

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My pet fish doesn't seem to be doing very well. What should I do different to it make it happier and healthier?

The keys to the attic.

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Tante Shvester
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You're kidding! I've been awarded the keys to the city?

You'd better look down there youself.

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Can you tell me what kind of fungus this is?

A floppy disk, Archie Bunker, and a banana.

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Tante Shvester
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Can you name three completely unrelated things?

The eyes say it all.

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Why won't you talk to me?

I'd like it well done, please.

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Tante Shvester
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Why wouldn't you accept my poorly done screenplay about the life of a burger from calving to grilling?

It throbs, especially when I'm thinking.

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What's wrong with your nose?

The staples are in my skin.

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Why can you never make it through the metal detector at the airport?

That's not a piercing. I was in a jousting accident.

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The Reader
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Where did you get that new eyering?

That's not special. It's happened thousands time before.

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Tante Shvester
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Can I interest you in our blue plate special?

Not "a tack" -- ATTACK!

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Can I pin this one on you?

Make it sing! Make it dance!

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What is it going to take to get you to try my Chicken Cordon Bleu?

[Cry]

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[Taunt] ?

Aluminum foil is hard to digest.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do you always wrap your leftovers in Saran Wrap?

Nine times out of ten, that's true.

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Studies show that most statistics are wrong.

I'm only going to tell you one more time.

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Tante Shvester
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Who's on first?

Mums the word.

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Um... ma'am... uh... Mrs... you there, the woman married to my father!

That was supposed to be in the form of a question.

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