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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Hamson
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posted August 05, 2005 12:37 AM
Mandy: Why are there porn ads all over your computer?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 05, 2005 12:52 AM
You won't tell the Cards that I said they weren't playing with a full deck, will you?
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Enigmatic
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posted August 05, 2005 12:57 AM
You're holding a condom, what's that for?
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MandyM
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posted August 05, 2005 01:14 AM
What should I put in my bubble bath?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 05, 2005 01:19 AM
Would you please follow me into the massage room, where Helga will give you your Swedish Fish Massage?
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MandyM
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posted August 05, 2005 12:22 PM
Beyond "I pity the fool," what other philosophy can you give us, Mr. T?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 05, 2005 12:25 PM
Do you think I ought to see an opthamologist to find out why I can't read this?
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Youth ap Orem
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posted August 05, 2005 02:38 PM
Why does little Molly have only one eye?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 05, 2005 06:56 PM
What is the second line in this couplet:
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MandyM
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posted August 05, 2005 07:04 PM
Have you seen my Lean Pockets?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 05, 2005 07:08 PM
What do you call a fast father?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 05, 2005 07:15 PM
I don't get it. Why does the Coyote keep chasing after that Road Runner? I mean, if he can keep sending off for stuff from the Acme Corporation, why doesn't he just order himself a pizza already?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 05, 2005 08:28 PM
Where'd you learn how to drive?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 05, 2005 09:13 PM
What was it your dady always used to call farting?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 05, 2005 09:15 PM
Did you hear that the markets have gone hog wild?
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BunnV
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posted August 06, 2005 07:38 AM
Why are oinking and snorting?
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Hmm216
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posted August 06, 2005 08:57 AM
When can I put my buns in the oven??
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BunnV
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posted August 06, 2005 06:12 PM
These CD's are delicious, may I have another?
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Brian J. Hill
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posted August 06, 2005 09:48 PM
Now that you've passed your exams to be a 1st Grade teacher, what are your nightmares about?
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Morbo
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posted August 06, 2005 09:53 PM
How can you deny being a control freak with a straight face?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2005 09:54 PM
For Brian:
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 06, 2005 09:57 PM
Do you love me?
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Hamson
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posted August 06, 2005 10:52 PM
Do you have a toothbrush in your hair?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2005 11:11 PM
How about if we just knock on the door of the White House and tell the President that there's been a mistake, and I'm supposed to be President?
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Hamson
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posted August 06, 2005 11:14 PM
Are those monkeys doing a mating ritual?
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Hmm216
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posted August 06, 2005 11:18 PM
I thought that were the king of the world?
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Hmm216
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posted August 06, 2005 11:18 PM
sorry add a "YOU" after that
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2005 11:20 PM
What did the rabbit say when its foot was amputated to make a keychain?
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Hmm216
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posted August 06, 2005 11:23 PM
I think I am going to staple your underwear to your pants, is that ok?
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Enigmatic
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posted August 06, 2005 11:27 PM
What do you like about these new naked-lady-shaped alcohol bottles?
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Hmm216
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posted August 06, 2005 11:29 PM
What did you tell that lady last night who was looking for Neverland?
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Hamson
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posted August 06, 2005 11:31 PM
What's that pungent scent that is currently filling my nostrils and giving me bad allergic reactions?
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Hmm216
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posted August 06, 2005 11:34 PM
What happened to that clown who was trying to kill us all?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2005 11:39 PM
Hey, where are all the lizards going?
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Hmm216
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posted August 06, 2005 11:55 PM
Where am I taking you again?
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Hamson
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posted August 07, 2005 12:54 AM
So what's that other thread you started about?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 12:56 AM
Does Tante Shvester now have 1312 posts?
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Hmm216
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posted August 07, 2005 12:57 AM
THAT isnt enough?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 01:01 AM
What product works best to control stubborn weight loss?
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Hmm216
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posted August 07, 2005 01:04 AM
What do I do about the voices in my head?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 07, 2005 02:08 AM
How can I get this horseshoe hung on the wall when the horse keeps walking off with it?
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BunnV
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posted August 07, 2005 02:51 AM
Have you lost your marbles??
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 07, 2005 09:27 AM
What should we put in to mark the spot where we first met?
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Megan
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posted August 07, 2005 09:30 AM
The butcher called; did you say you wanted the whole cow?
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BunnV
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posted August 07, 2005 11:01 AM
Does your heart beat?
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Hamson
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posted August 07, 2005 11:25 AM
What species of animal should we choose to be our overlords?
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Megan
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posted August 07, 2005 11:28 AM
My cup runneth over! What should I do?
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MandyM
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posted August 07, 2005 11:37 AM
What do they wear on the other side of the mechitza?
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