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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted August 15, 2005 10:12 AM
Where can I go to see a man about a horse? No cream. No sugar. Black is beautiful.
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Hamson
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posted August 15, 2005 12:23 PM
How do you like your penguin? Ah! A penguin!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 15, 2005 02:03 PM
What's that on the telly? Criminy! I hate menopause! I'm down to my last dozen eggs!
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Goody Scrivener
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posted August 15, 2005 02:23 PM
Why are you going to the grocery store THIS late at night? Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...
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Hamson
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posted August 15, 2005 04:40 PM
How will we test this giant microwave to see if it works? But it HAS to be. It's official!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 15, 2005 05:22 PM
Why can't my official decoder ring help me to figure out why "The DaVinci Code" is such a runaway success? I plead the fifth.
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Hamson
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posted August 15, 2005 08:25 PM
I'm giving you five options. The first four allowing you to leave with more than $1000 in cash, and various amounts of prizes. The fifth one allowing you to leave covered in marshmellow paste, and then being pushed into a pit of ravenous monkeys. Which will it be? I can't belive they made it taste just like a real moose.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 15, 2005 08:29 PM
Are you going to finish those animal crackers? Gesundheit!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 15, 2005 08:38 PM
What's one of the key skills you should have for guessin' weight? It's a germ, man!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 15, 2005 08:41 PM
Was it the Spanish Flu that got you so sick? As much as I enjoy walking barefoot through broken glass.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 15, 2005 09:08 PM
Did you like my last post? I got the last post.
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Goody Scrivener
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posted August 15, 2005 09:13 PM
Why are you digging holes? Pizza! Give me pizza!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 15, 2005 09:18 PM
After we leave Rome, how do you feel about visiting Pisa, to see the tower? I believe that this is mine.
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BunnV
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posted August 15, 2005 10:07 PM
Why do you keep reaching for the leg that I found? That's because your face came like that.
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Son of Shvester
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posted August 15, 2005 11:59 PM
Why such a long face? I like food!!
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 12:39 AM
Will this hunk of raw metals satisfy your appetite? It's alive!
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Dan_raven
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posted August 16, 2005 12:58 AM
What's wrong with that pimple on your nose? Its big and red and really gross.
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 01:03 AM
What does OSC's left clown shoe look like? %$@#!
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Morbo
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posted August 16, 2005 07:04 AM
How's that blank keyboard working out? Wouldn't it be grand if that were true?
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Dan_raven
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posted August 16, 2005 07:47 AM
Do you think they'd put my picture on the Thousand Dollar Bill? That would be a counterfit.
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 10:08 AM
Do you think I could make some quick money by replacing the cover of a dictionary with a sheet of paper that says Master Alvin, by Orzon Skot Kard? Things like that only happen on The Moon.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 16, 2005 11:54 AM
Wanna come and see the Lunar Landing with me? Look deep into my eyes.
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 02:49 PM
Where could I get some free digital cable? Images are not permitted.
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 10:11 PM
Are you allowed to disable lavatory smoke detectors on this plane? WHEN WORMS ATTACK (as featured on CNN at the moment)
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 16, 2005 10:12 PM
When will you stop going off on fishing trips with your buddies, leaving me home alone? I just read the last page first.
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Jess N
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posted August 16, 2005 10:28 PM
Why ruin a perfectly good ending? Life is too short to whine.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 16, 2005 10:29 PM
Why didn't you want the Chardonnay? It only works when it's raining.
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Jess N
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posted August 16, 2005 10:35 PM
Why can't I use an umbrella on a sunny day? Get down from there right now!
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Hmm216
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posted August 16, 2005 10:37 PM
Hey this is pretty high up, should I jump? The happiest place on earth.
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Jess N
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posted August 16, 2005 10:40 PM
Where can I find the Godiva chocolate factory? That is an interesting observation.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 16, 2005 10:43 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time I park here? People will say we're in love.
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Jess N
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posted August 16, 2005 10:46 PM
Why have you stopped taking me to lunch? I'm just a girl who can't say no.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 16, 2005 10:49 PM
So honey, whaddaya say we hang out behind the A&P and rub Cool Whip on eachother? I'm starting a diet. Tomorrow.
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Jess N
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posted August 16, 2005 10:52 PM
Why are you gorging on twinkies? I could have danced all night.
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Megan
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posted August 16, 2005 10:55 PM
So, how'd the prom go? Not in a million years!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 16, 2005 10:55 PM
Edit -- Not fast enough! For Jen: What did that Michael Flatley say to you? For Megan: Wanna go see Star Wars Episode One with me again? I'm gonna wash that man right out of my bathtub.
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 10:56 PM
Jess: What could you do if we injected caffine into your veins? Megan: Could I fossilize this crustation? Tante: Why do you need to extra powerful cleaning solution? Thats a plus.
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Hmm216
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posted August 16, 2005 10:59 PM
I can kick my head while standing up, can you? Music to my ears.
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 11:00 PM
What's less painful than screwdrivers to your eyes? That bomb's a dud!
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Jess N
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posted August 16, 2005 11:01 PM
Why do you want to pitch that grenade? The world is stage.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 16, 2005 11:02 PM
Can you describe Dukes of Hazard in four words? The car's the star.
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Jess N
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posted August 16, 2005 11:04 PM
Why are the actors in this movie so bad? That girl's wearing short shorts!
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 11:09 PM
What's the coolest winter fashion you've seen lately? Wow. Just wow.
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Jess N
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posted August 16, 2005 11:11 PM
Now that you've won the lottery, what do you have to say? The sky is pink, go figure.
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 11:36 PM
OH MY GOD! What did you do to van gogh's starry night? It hurts so good.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 16, 2005 11:44 PM
Why do you keep ? Like the parting of the Red Sea.
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Hamson
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posted August 16, 2005 11:59 PM
What's something important Gandalf did in the LOTR movies? That was quick.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 17, 2005 01:50 AM
I hear you and the Flash got along rather well...any details? That's ridiculous, wohmbats can't do that.
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