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Tante Shvester
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Where can I go to see a man about a horse?

No cream. No sugar. Black is beautiful.

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Hamson
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How do you like your penguin?

Ah! A penguin!

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Tante Shvester
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What's that on the telly?

Criminy! I hate menopause! I'm down to my last dozen eggs!

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Goody Scrivener
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Why are you going to the grocery store THIS late at night?

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...

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Tante Shvester
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Where are you?

Send in the clowns.

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Hamson
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How will we test this giant microwave to see if it works?

But it HAS to be. It's official!

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Tante Shvester
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Why can't my official decoder ring help me to figure out why "The DaVinci Code" is such a runaway success?

I plead the fifth.

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Hamson
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I'm giving you five options. The first four allowing you to leave with more than $1000 in cash, and various amounts of prizes. The fifth one allowing you to leave covered in marshmellow paste, and then being pushed into a pit of ravenous monkeys. Which will it be?

I can't belive they made it taste just like a real moose.

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Tante Shvester
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Are you going to finish those animal crackers?


Gesundheit!

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What's one of the key skills you should have for guessin' weight?

It's a germ, man!

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Tante Shvester
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Was it the Spanish Flu that got you so sick?

As much as I enjoy walking barefoot through broken glass.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you like my last post?

I got the last post.

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Goody Scrivener
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Why are you digging holes?

Pizza! Give me pizza!

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Tante Shvester
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After we leave Rome, how do you feel about visiting Pisa, to see the tower?

I believe that this is mine.

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Why do you keep reaching for the leg that I found?

That's because your face came like that.

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Son of Shvester
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Why such a long face?

I like food!!

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Hamson
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Will this hunk of raw metals satisfy your appetite?

It's alive!

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What's wrong with that pimple on your nose?

Its big and red and really gross.

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Hamson
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What does OSC's left clown shoe look like?

%$@#!

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Morbo
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How's that blank keyboard working out?

Wouldn't it be grand if that were true?

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Dan_raven
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Do you think they'd put my picture on the Thousand Dollar Bill?

That would be a counterfit.

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Hamson
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Do you think I could make some quick money by replacing the cover of a dictionary with a sheet of paper that says Master Alvin, by Orzon Skot Kard?

Things like that only happen on The Moon.

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Tante Shvester
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Wanna come and see the Lunar Landing with me?

Look deep into my eyes.

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Hamson
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Where could I get some free digital cable?

Images are not permitted.

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Tante Shvester
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Which dress do you prefer, this one or this one?

Why do you ask?

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Hamson
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Are you allowed to disable lavatory smoke detectors on this plane?

WHEN WORMS ATTACK (as featured on CNN at the moment)

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Tante Shvester
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When will you stop going off on fishing trips with your buddies, leaving me home alone?

I just read the last page first.

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Jess N
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Why ruin a perfectly good ending?

Life is too short to whine.

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Tante Shvester
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Why didn't you want the Chardonnay?

It only works when it's raining.

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Jess N
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Why can't I use an umbrella on a sunny day?


Get down from there right now!

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Hmm216
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Hey this is pretty high up, should I jump?


The happiest place on earth.

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Jess N
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Where can I find the Godiva chocolate factory?


That is an interesting observation.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time I park here?

People will say we're in love.

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Jess N
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Why have you stopped taking me to lunch?


I'm just a girl who can't say no.

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Tante Shvester
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So honey, whaddaya say we hang out behind the A&P and rub Cool Whip on eachother?

I'm starting a diet. Tomorrow.

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Jess N
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Why are you gorging on twinkies?


I could have danced all night.

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Megan
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So, how'd the prom go?

Not in a million years!

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Tante Shvester
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Edit -- Not fast enough!

For Jen:
What did that Michael Flatley say to you?


For Megan:
Wanna go see Star Wars Episode One with me again?

I'm gonna wash that man right out of my bathtub.

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Hamson
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Jess: What could you do if we injected caffine into your veins?

Megan: Could I fossilize this crustation?

Tante: Why do you need to extra powerful cleaning solution?

Thats a plus.

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I can kick my head while standing up, can you?


Music to my ears.

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Hamson
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What's less painful than screwdrivers to your eyes?

That bomb's a dud!

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Jess N
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Why do you want to pitch that grenade?


The world is stage.

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Can you describe Dukes of Hazard in four words?

The car's the star.

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Why are the actors in this movie so bad?


That girl's wearing short shorts!

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Hamson
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What's the coolest winter fashion you've seen lately?

Wow. Just wow.

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Now that you've won the lottery, what do you have to say?


The sky is pink, go figure.

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Hamson
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OH MY GOD! What did you do to van gogh's starry night?

It hurts so good.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do you keep [Wall Bash] ?

Like the parting of the Red Sea.

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Hamson
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What's something important Gandalf did in the LOTR movies?

That was quick.

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I hear you and the Flash got along rather well...any details?

That's ridiculous, wohmbats can't do that.

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