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Enigmatic
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Trebek, you poffer, what wash wrong with my anshwer?

Your father's brother's former roommate.

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Dark Helmet, tell me who you truly are!

And THEN the fax!

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Tante Shvester
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Why go on a fax finding tour when we can just phone it in first?

Lemon Pez.

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"Now tell me again, Mr. Kimble. What clue leads you to believe that the no-armed man did it?"

Don't pick at it!

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It's my birthday, it's my cake, can't I just try the frosting?

I'm sorry, I don't speak your language.

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Tante Shvester
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How about a nice Vegemite sandwich?

For that, you'll need the large mallet.

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Did you know the people who make the "wack-a-mole" game made a new one, "wack-a-Dole", with Bob Dole's face instead of moles?

If I knew that, I wouldn't have married her in the first place!

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BunnV
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She's a black widow spider?!

This apple juice is warm and not very sweet.

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Jonathan Howard
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Define rotten beer!

Remember: Marcus Trescothick has German hair.

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BunnV
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Any advice for my shampoo?

There it goes!

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Tante Shvester
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Which way did it go, George, which way did it go?

My sanity.

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Enigmatic
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Tante, have you had to give anything up to feed your Hatrack addiction?

Dust in the wind.

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Megan
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What on earth happened to your hair?

Oh, you'll do it. Or else.

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Tante Shvester
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Why should I even question that answer?

My vanity.

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Where do you keep your drawers?

So THAT'S Victoria's Secret!

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Tante Shvester
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Guess who's wearing her "Tuesday" panties on Wednesday?

Queen for a day.

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What's better than Prince for an hour and worse than King for a week?

My hampster made me do it!

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Tante Shvester
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Why did you put our hamper in the Dumpster?

Not on your Nellie!

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Jonathan Howard
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Not on my Belly!

'Cause Chips, Beer and Cricket go together.

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BunnV
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Why does this soup taste awful?

The sorcerer's apprentice.

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Tante Shvester
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Who left all these brooms and buckets laying around the castle?

Donald Trump's apprentice.

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BunnV
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Who ate the toupee?

The Erlking.

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Orson Scott Card
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Is there anybody higher up than the Duke of Earl?

Sixties doo-wop groups.

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Elizabeth
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What do you do at the senior center, Grandpa?

You need to take turns.

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How come we keep getting further from home?


We live in our car.

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BunnV
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Why do all the doors lead outside?

It only needs to marinate overnight.

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So, I hear you are a canabal, anything speacial have to be done to make human flesh appitizing?

My back, oh God, my back!

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You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours?


An ashtray and some napkins, please.

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What would you like to eat for dinner?

Just the facts please, ma'am, we don't want any red herrings in our salad.

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Hamson
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How many times must I tell you? I'M A MAN!

For that, you'll need the large mullet.

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What wig do I need to go with my rockabilly costume?

Yes, and I'll even throw in a joystick for free.

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Hamson
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Can I purchase this computer?

Montreal and Stowe

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Tante Shvester
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Is there anywhere that you would recommend that I avoid the kasha knishes?

Dehydration and lethargy.

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What do you think corpses suffer from?

It keeps the dentist away.

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Tante Shvester
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Why would you hang a garland of garlic around your neck?

It's for you.

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Beanny
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Why is there a dead rat in your mouth?

Whoa...that's HUGE!

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BunnV
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Do you think this pimple looks bad?

The Chair! Bwahahaha.

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Where are you taking me, Jailor Rackman?

Woolloomooloo.

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BunnV
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And people say they can't understand you?

Make it stop dripping.

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Tante Shvester
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Now, that's $85 for the house call, $120 for the new faucet, $300 labor charges, an extra $100 surcharge for coming out after hours... is there anything else you need?

A Excedrin Moment

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Hamson
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Bunn: If an alien came through your roof in a freak rainstorm, what's the first thing you'd say to it?

Tante: Why would this be a kodak moment?

Don't open that bag!

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Now, this is what happens when my testicle-sack is cut op-

Double Pay? Because the rich live there.

EDIT: Damn!

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Tante Shvester
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How do you feel when your editor keeps changing your titles?

That's why they call it camouflage.

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(In Antarctica) Why, I almost stepped on that polar bear!

Only in Canada.

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Where do people watch Hockey?


The FBI!

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Who is that mailman in a black suit knocking on your door?

He walked right through the door!

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Is it legal for me to eat maple leaves?

Becasue banks like to keep their vaults closed.

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Hamson
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Why wont this door open?

Half of them.

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BunnV
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There are up to three kids you can choose from that you can tutor in math. How many would like?

This isn't stirred well enough.

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So how do you like the homemade carrot, kiwi, strawberry, celery, persimon smoothy?

Around the corner on the left.

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