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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Enigmatic
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posted August 10, 2005 08:42 PM
Trebek, you poffer, what wash wrong with my anshwer? Your father's brother's former roommate.
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not hansenj
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posted August 10, 2005 08:59 PM
Dark Helmet, tell me who you truly are! And THEN the fax!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 11, 2005 12:34 AM
Why go on a fax finding tour when we can just phone it in first? Lemon Pez.
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SpiffWilkie
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posted August 11, 2005 02:40 AM
"Now tell me again, Mr. Kimble. What clue leads you to believe that the no-armed man did it?" Don't pick at it!
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 11, 2005 03:09 AM
It's my birthday, it's my cake, can't I just try the frosting? I'm sorry, I don't speak your language.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 11, 2005 06:14 AM
How about a nice Vegemite sandwich? For that, you'll need the large mallet.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 11, 2005 06:33 AM
Did you know the people who make the "wack-a-mole" game made a new one, "wack-a-Dole", with Bob Dole's face instead of moles? If I knew that, I wouldn't have married her in the first place!
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BunnV
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posted August 11, 2005 08:56 AM
She's a black widow spider?! This apple juice is warm and not very sweet.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted August 11, 2005 10:24 AM
Define rotten beer! Remember: Marcus Trescothick has German hair.
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BunnV
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posted August 11, 2005 09:58 PM
Any advice for my shampoo? There it goes!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 11, 2005 10:16 PM
Which way did it go, George, which way did it go? My sanity.
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Enigmatic
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posted August 11, 2005 10:33 PM
Tante, have you had to give anything up to feed your Hatrack addiction? Dust in the wind.
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Megan
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posted August 11, 2005 10:37 PM
What on earth happened to your hair? Oh, you'll do it. Or else.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 11, 2005 10:39 PM
Why should I even question that answer? My vanity.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 11, 2005 11:12 PM
Where do you keep your drawers? So THAT'S Victoria's Secret!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 11, 2005 11:20 PM
Guess who's wearing her "Tuesday" panties on Wednesday? Queen for a day.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 12, 2005 04:46 AM
What's better than Prince for an hour and worse than King for a week? My hampster made me do it!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 12, 2005 06:41 AM
Why did you put our hamper in the Dumpster? Not on your Nellie!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted August 12, 2005 07:05 AM
Not on my Belly! 'Cause Chips, Beer and Cricket go together.
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BunnV
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posted August 12, 2005 09:50 AM
Why does this soup taste awful? The sorcerer's apprentice.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 12, 2005 05:18 PM
Who left all these brooms and buckets laying around the castle? Donald Trump's apprentice.
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BunnV
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posted August 12, 2005 05:55 PM
Who ate the toupee? The Erlking.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted August 13, 2005 01:16 AM
Is there anybody higher up than the Duke of Earl? Sixties doo-wop groups.
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Elizabeth
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posted August 13, 2005 01:19 AM
What do you do at the senior center, Grandpa? You need to take turns.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 13, 2005 04:05 AM
How come we keep getting further from home? We live in our car.
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BunnV
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posted August 13, 2005 11:22 AM
Why do all the doors lead outside? It only needs to marinate overnight.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 13, 2005 11:57 AM
So, I hear you are a canabal, anything speacial have to be done to make human flesh appitizing? My back, oh God, my back!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 13, 2005 12:02 PM
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours? An ashtray and some napkins, please.
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dh
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posted August 13, 2005 07:46 PM
What would you like to eat for dinner? Just the facts please, ma'am, we don't want any red herrings in our salad.
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Hamson
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posted August 13, 2005 09:45 PM
How many times must I tell you? I'M A MAN! For that, you'll need the large mullet.
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Megan
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posted August 13, 2005 09:51 PM
What wig do I need to go with my rockabilly costume? Yes, and I'll even throw in a joystick for free.
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Hamson
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posted August 13, 2005 11:06 PM
Can I purchase this computer? Montreal and Stowe
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 14, 2005 02:11 PM
Is there anywhere that you would recommend that I avoid the kasha knishes? Dehydration and lethargy.
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BunnV
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posted August 14, 2005 02:38 PM
What do you think corpses suffer from? It keeps the dentist away.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 14, 2005 02:40 PM
Why would you hang a garland of garlic around your neck? It's for you.
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Beanny
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posted August 14, 2005 02:40 PM
Why is there a dead rat in your mouth? Whoa...that's HUGE!
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BunnV
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posted August 14, 2005 03:13 PM
Do you think this pimple looks bad? The Chair! Bwahahaha.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted August 14, 2005 03:50 PM
Where are you taking me, Jailor Rackman? Woolloomooloo.
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BunnV
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posted August 14, 2005 04:03 PM
And people say they can't understand you? Make it stop dripping.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 14, 2005 04:23 PM
Now, that's $85 for the house call, $120 for the new faucet, $300 labor charges, an extra $100 surcharge for coming out after hours... is there anything else you need? A Excedrin Moment
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Hamson
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posted August 14, 2005 04:25 PM
Bunn: If an alien came through your roof in a freak rainstorm, what's the first thing you'd say to it? Tante: Why would this be a kodak moment? Don't open that bag!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted August 14, 2005 04:28 PM
Now, this is what happens when my testicle-sack is cut op- Double Pay? Because the rich live there. EDIT: Damn!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 14, 2005 05:13 PM
How do you feel when your editor keeps changing your titles? That's why they call it camouflage.
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Hamson
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posted August 14, 2005 09:54 PM
(In Antarctica) Why, I almost stepped on that polar bear! Only in Canada.
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Hmm216
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posted August 15, 2005 12:06 AM
Where do people watch Hockey? The FBI!
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Hamson
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posted August 15, 2005 12:11 AM
Who is that mailman in a black suit knocking on your door? He walked right through the door!
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BunnV
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posted August 15, 2005 12:29 AM
Is it legal for me to eat maple leaves? Becasue banks like to keep their vaults closed.
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Hamson
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posted August 15, 2005 12:45 AM
Why wont this door open? Half of them.
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BunnV
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posted August 15, 2005 01:48 AM
There are up to three kids you can choose from that you can tutor in math. How many would like? This isn't stirred well enough.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 15, 2005 07:58 AM
So how do you like the homemade carrot, kiwi, strawberry, celery, persimon smoothy? Around the corner on the left.
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