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Bob_Scopatz
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WHy, in God's name, are you naked and swinging from the chandelier?

I must admit, he is keeping it light.
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Why did God make it so sunny today?

7:15 PM five years from yesterday.
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Can you tell me again when the next Ohio clump Hatrack gathering is?

I'll bring the alfalfa sprouts, you bring the cream cheese.
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For tonight's potluck I was planning to bring lime jello, but I'm out. What are you bringing and what do you suggest I bring?

Uh, excuse me. I'll be back. Soon.
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Don't you think we should talk about what you did?

Two goats and one sheep.

[ April 11, 2003, 03:51 AM: Message edited by: strawberrygirl ]
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Nato
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So, how much should I give your parents if I want them to let me marry you?

I swear, she was an artist!
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Bob_Scopatz
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You had Helen Keller do your tattoo?

I guess I should've poked some airholes in the box.

<and let me just say how impressed I am that our newest member, Strawberry Girl, has jumped right into Hatrack's most prodigious thread>

[ April 11, 2003, 10:30 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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And let someone know that I was shipping you an aardvark?

Pick that up off the floor or someone will trip over it.
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Doug J
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Where did my MOAB go?

Why slap my ass and call me Susan.
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Any last words Mr. Hussein?

Typical, topical and semi-autbiographical.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What did you think of Are You My Mother?

Dr. Seuss and Papa Moose.
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If the world exploded, which two people whose names rhyme would survive?

ketchup and mustard, of course.

(thanks Bob [Smile] )
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Dan_raven
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No, the Colonel couldn't have done it in the Library with the Monkey Wrench alone. He needed help. Great Scott, could it have been his Aide, Sgt Ketchup?

Thank you for the condiment.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What's inthe foil packet?

I thought you said we were going to smoke a turkey.
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We're coming up on Istanbul. Ready to drop the Moab?

Shock and Awe shucks
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You guys are doing a great job over there in Iraq. What do you have to say for yourself?

This'll just take a minute!
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Feyd Baron
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You guys are doing a great job over there in Iraq. What do you have to say for yourself?

Oops, can I have that back?
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T_Smith
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Can I see that trillion dollar bill for a minute?

The great thing about that is that he looks totally innocent.
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Dan_raven
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He won the Mafia game?

Looks can be decieving. So can she.
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What does your horoscope say today?

That's why we should stick to ice cream.
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But won't we slide off when the ice cream melts?

Look outside and see if it's raining.
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How was I supposed to know the go-cart would rust?

Ewww, you're eating THAT?
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Feyd Baron
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Want some of this yogurt I found in the pantry?

Can't say that I, or any other sane peorson, does.
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Wanna go TP Orson Scott Card's house?

Fred Durst certainly isn't.
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Nato
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Who's your daddy?

For once, I'm glad my glasses are broken.
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Feyd Baron
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So, what's this about T_Smith running around without a shirt on?

I don't know, but that infinite abyss is looking pretty good right about now.
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You saw T Smith without a shirt on?

Fireflies in the night.
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If I set this guy on fire and throw his still burning ashes off a cliff, what does it look like?

42

[ April 14, 2003, 12:18 AM: Message edited by: Gottmorder ]
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Xavier
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I've heard that when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. I wonder if that means that you can see your reflection. What do you think?

For your convienience.

Edit: Yikes, two people beat me to it!!!!!!

[Frown]

When deciding who's response to post to, I feel compelled to point out that 42 has already been an answer (maybe multiple times) [Wink] .

[ April 14, 2003, 12:38 AM: Message edited by: Xavier ]
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Gottmorder
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quote:
When deciding who's response to post to, I feel compelled to point out that 42 has already been an answer (maybe multiple times)
My friend, 42 is the answer to the life, the universe, and everything. It's only natural. [Wink] [Big Grin]
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42 times a day?! Don't you know you'll go blind?!!!



That's strike one, buddy.
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Um, you didn't catch the tango with the LavaLamp on tape, did you?

A three-foot mound of shredded paper.
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What does a four-ton gorilla have for lunch?

I've lost my copy of Ender's Game.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is there a forehead-shaped dent in your wall?

Well, he stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum, but after that, I'm a little hazy on the details.
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How exactly did little Jack Horner rob the Plum factory?

*looks at bob and wonders if bob was trying to go somewhere else with that*

Peace-porridge in Iraq nine days old.
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What would you like with your freedom fries?

I majored in English.
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What do you mean, there's no jobs out there for you? I thought you were a college grad!?

Everything's going to be fine now.
(by the way, after days, weeks even, of searching, I found my copy of EG shortly after my previous post...)
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Hey is Godzilla returning to the sea?

Must've been the artillery.
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Did your relatives finally leave?

Mostly, I just write my name in the sand.
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Are you planning an epic novel to put your mark on history and ensure immortality?

Why on earth would you think that??
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Don't Martians come from around here?

You have just saved yourself total public humiliation.
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Its a good thing I found those photoshopped pictures in time.

(I just wanted to give Diosmal a [Smile] on that freedom fries one)

Isn't that just a modern Humpty Dumpty?
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Dan_raven
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Sadaam Hussein sat on a wall.
Just about then the bombs all did fall.
His 'publican Guard and his mean Feyaden
Could not put Sadaam back together again.
Do you like my new poem?

It ryhmes but the beat is weak.
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How do you feel about your new poem?

Celia would be so proud of you.
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I ate a living human infant for lunch, and boy am I stuffed!

Spontaneously combusting lima beans.
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Why did you spend the night in the ER?

You get used to the smell after awhile.
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Is it a bad idea to feed Bob chili?

Just put it in an envelope and mail it to me.
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What can I do with my last remaining gumball?

It's crunchy and kinda tastes like embalming fluid.
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Hope you like the gumball, what does it taste like after going through the USPS?

She staggered across the floor and died.
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What happened to the newbie after a few dozen hatrack regs nibbled at her?

I don't think anything much, if we could find her.
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