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Hamson
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Can't we just destroy the ring here, in the Mines of Moria?

Uh oh, it happened again.
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Tante Shvester
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What's that smell?

Hey, I invented that first.
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Did you know that Benjamin Franklin came up with bifocals in the 1800s?

Fine, fine, fine! You win! I give up!
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quidscribis
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So*, shall I post that nasty picture of you and the vacuum cleaner on the internet, or do you give?

Elves! Lots and lots of yellow furry elves!
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What has the cat dragged in this time?

A headache that wont leave me alone.
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What is your husband's name?


Yellow bannanas, red apples, orange grapes...
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Why did you swallow that uranium?

Geckos and lizards and snakes, oh my!
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What did Dorothy exclaim while walking through the woods in "The Wizard of Creepy-Crawlies"?

That's no way to talk to a ten-foot mutant space lady!
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Was that puddle of purple slime already there, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm never sure where the line is, until I cross it.
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Tante Shvester
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Father Francis, why did they demote you back to Seminary 101?

If you think that's something, then you should see New Jersey.
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So you nicknamed your butt New York?

I didn't do it and you can't prove otherwise.
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Tante Shvester
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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

It'll clear your acne, too.
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Hamson
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Is there a reason you buy windsheild wiper fluid at Costco?

It better be back here by midday tomorrow.
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Can I borrow your glass coach?

I used a pumpkin patch.
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Tante Shvester
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How did you fix the roof in Peter's wife's house?

It tolls for thee. And I told you never to ask me that!
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Hamson
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How's your bridge troll doing?

In India.
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Tante Shvester
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I got the memo that there was going to be a Powwow -- so, where are all the Indians?

No! No! No! It's ONE if by land and TWO if by sea! Sheesh!
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Hamson
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(Woah, no posts for over a day!)

So you don't have 2 trampolines?

We came. We saw. We concurred.
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So, how'd that proxy wedding turn out?

I think we'll throw converted rice.
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How do you plan to defeat me?

That answer makes no sense whatsoever!
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How long is your tape measure?

Nothing like that first dance.
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What did I do this Friday?

I've got laser vision!
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Hamson
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What did you do this Friday?

Nothing like laser vision.
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Tante Shvester
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Bats navigate by echolocation; what do you suppose that's like?

Her name was Daphne...
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Who's the dork in the orange sweater and glasses?

I like macadamia nuts.
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Corwin
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What are you, like, nuts or something?

Take an up turn at the next traffic light.
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What's the quickest way to get to Heaven?

Martyrdom, or lots of candy. One or the other.
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Corwin
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What would you like to die of?

Hardly ever talks.
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Why's he called Babbling Bobby?

Lemonade. And grapes. And ostriches, too.
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What did you put in the stew? (hey, it rhymes! [Big Grin] ) ----Edit: And if you've never tried some kind of meat with grapes, well, you should! It's awesome!

Going fishing in the desert.
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(I've had chicken with grapes. Yummy!)

Where ya heading on a camel with a fishing pole?

Seven severed heads rolled in a vat of purple grape jelly.
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(First time I saw something like that was when my brother tried it, and of course nobody thought it would be good. Foolish mortals! [Wink] )

What did the cannibal's son get for his 7th birthday?

To conquer the Grand Canyon.
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Where you off to with all those shovels?

The elephant was painted purple.
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How can you tell that GWB has been crowned king?

It's a royal something, that's for sure.
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Tante Shvester
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Is it true that your in-laws are related to royalty?

Splash!
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Hamson
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What would this bucket of red wine do if I dumped it on your carpet?

Dane Cook.
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Tante Shvester
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Tonto, since you've been named the United Nations party planner, you've assigned the Norwegian to balloons, the Canadian to table setting, and the Equadoran to bartending. What are you going to have that Danish guy over there do?

Eight and a half by eleven color glossy photographs with the circles and the arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one telling what it is.
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Is that a box of chocolates you're hiding?

Crop circles and lines of force over to the left, and psychic phenomena to the right. If you're here about the cimpanzees, that's down the hall.
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Tante Shvester
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Before they hit on those memorable lyrics, "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you", what were the words to the original version?

I didn't say I wanted to be a Mormon, I said I wanted more, man.
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You know you would have to stop smoking and drinking?

I'm so tired I think I fell asleep twice.
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So how was the prayer meeting today?

I can't believe how slow this thread has been.
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*Yawn.*

One, one, four, nine, twenty-five, sixty-four, one-hundred-and-sixty-nine, four-hundred-and-forty-one, one-thousand-one-hundred-and-fifty-six...
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Tante Shvester
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the squarest of them all?

That's why they don't make them any bigger.
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Tante Shvester
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It's been three days, why won't anyone question my answer?

Hey! That's not funny!
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Is this the bone I was supposed to remove?

Kermit is the man!
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Tante Shvester
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There's one thing I don't understand about your staging of "Animal Farm", with all the animals played by people -- who plays the man?

Just a little Clearasil should help. Until then, I'd recommend a paper sack.
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Do you think this zit on the end of my nose is noticeable?


You have to wait for it to thaw out first.
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Tante Shvester
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When will I ever have a nice, warm relationship with my in-laws?

If Yertle the Turtle can do it, well then, so can I!
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Do you think you will be able to cross that four lane highway using a walker?

Oh, the baby is the laundry basket.
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Why was that guy in the laudromat saying not to throw out the baby with the bath water?

April Freshness.
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