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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Frisco
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How's celia doing as the new Rita?
I didn't think they knew how to shoot them.
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Dan_raven
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The Mafia group is making a Porno?
Man I must have heard that wrong.
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littlemissattitude
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You say that the Man in the Moon and Mom Nature are having a fling?
It's time for lunch.
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Caleb Varns
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Is that your herd, Mr. Wong?
If in doubt, call it trout.
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Dead_Horse
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What is this fish, in this dish?
Either speckled or striped.
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Feyd Baron
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So, what sort of Babelfish do you have?
The yellow kind.
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Godric
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What kind of snow isn't good?
Christmas in July.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What if God had visited Mary in November?
It's just biology
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Icarus
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::points and laughs at the senile n00b::
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Posable_Man
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If I hold it up to the screen, will you lick this stamp for me?
I'm not sure a row of smileys is quite what the rules call for.
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Doug J
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How did the collge paper go?
It's all me Baby!
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Dan_raven
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Come on, do your Sammy Davis impersonation. Can you do it without singing Candy Man?
The Candy Man can can-can.
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jehovoid
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What dance is that? You looks like you're dancing with a candy-cane up your...
We will now return you to our regularly scheduled program.
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Posable_Man
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How did you enjoy my $96,000 production of Annie?
I played Peg Leg, the pirate.
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jehovoid
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So, I hear the director is putting a few twists in his production of Romeo and Juliet.
Hunt for the blue October.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the new Clancy novel about the renegade Israeli sub commander?
You could have a star too.
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Raia
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What's in it for me?
Slightly to the left.
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Rob 2K3
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How's it Hangin'?
I don't feel comfortable answering that.
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Caleb Varns
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When did you stop beating your wife?
We are driving excitement. Pontiac.
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Dead_Horse
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What's your favorite quote by a Native American golfer?
I broke my knee when the dog ran into me.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you so lame?
That was not very nice. Now apologize!
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Doug J
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If you have less posts than this thread, you're a noobie!
Make it a Go Large.
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Dan_raven
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Welcome to McGames. Do you want a regular game of Go, or the new Super Size?
Super Size me you sweet thing.
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Dead_Horse
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You want me to do it, or do you want to do it yourself?
(edited for typo)
No, nobody knows who I am, not even me.
[ May 01, 2003, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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Can I reach you through the Witness Protection Program?
Something tells me small arms fire isn't going to cut it this time.
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solo
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What do you think of this mustard?
The idiots are taking over.
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Doug J
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I'm Here!
Why the floor?
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Head Ditch Digger
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If you put it on the ceiling it wouldn't stay.
Why me?
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Nato
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Re: "If you put it on the ceiling it wouldn't stay"
Why's the basketball hoop so low?
Edit: Beaten! -- And follow the rules! Answer, then question.
I have both, but one isn't very sharp.
[ May 01, 2003, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: Nato ]
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Posable_Man
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Is it true you're of two minds on this issue?
Like a brick submarine.
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Caleb Varns
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How does the underwater ballet look to you?
I'd have to say I'm opposed to that.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Should we give dogs thumbs?
I give it two thumbs up.
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Posable_Man
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Did your prostate exam hurt?
Pulled out a plum, he did!
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Dan_raven
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If it wasn't Ms. Scarlet, who did Mr. Body pick out of the lineup?
Colonel Mustard in the shed with the downstairs maid.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Who ratted me out to code enforcement?
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
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Dan_raven
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What must we do to create a safe haven for the rare Poseable-Bird when it flies into the Korean capital?
You went the long way to get there.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What would you say if I told you I really respect you?
Heaps of scorn should do it.
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Godric
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How should I display the affection I feel toward my mother-in-law?
I married my second wife, cousin Daisy, after my divorce was settled.
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Dan_raven
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Start again, how did you wind up being your own grandpa?
How I relate to my relatives is none of your business, relatively speaking.
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Nato
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Were you talking to the animals in the primate house again?
Martha Stewart called it bad wallpaper.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What's your suggestion for how to get something out of my ImClone stock?
One more goat and we're done.
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Dead_Horse
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So, how do you get to sleep now that you have discovered you are allergic to sheep?
Yes, it is a yak in my yard.
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T_Smith
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Um, I don't mean to intrude, but according to neighborhood regulations, you can't have yaks in your yard. Is that a yak in your yard?
Its what makes us think that somethings a good idea when its really not.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What is "the little head?"
I'll take Strange Bedfellows for $200.
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Doug J
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You know what they say and for how much, so what do ya want?
Make the little voices in my head stop arguing.
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naythin_brynt
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I have a degree... really. how can i help you?
the peanut butter always seems to stick things up
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Icarus
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I'm afraid we're out of KY Jelly. Why don't you just use this instead?
Boozing and whoring in New Brunswick.
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Feyd Baron
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So, what's on the agenda for the next Hatrack outing?
Mmm... just drinking and lynching
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Frisco
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I wonder what coily is up to now that his thesis is finished...maybe relaxing on the Jersey Shore?
(Feyd beat me, but this is eerily fitting, so I'll leave it.)
Shaped like a giant rubber fist.
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Bob_Scopatz
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So, Mr. God, sir, yes, this is "Lost & Found." What did your lightning thrower thing look like?
Insulated against all manner of attack.
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