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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
suminonA
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posted January 23, 2008 03:24 AM
You really told your children that Santa's reindeers can fly because they ate the grass on Superman's lawn? Kids would believe anything.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 24, 2008 05:38 AM
Would you call me naive for growing up with the belief that we could all live in peace together? Some humble bums.
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anti_maven
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posted January 24, 2008 06:43 AM
What maketh that mumble rumble? An industrial sized marraca.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 24, 2008 08:41 AM
What do you call that used car you got off the internet? Quantum Mechanics.
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anti_maven
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posted January 24, 2008 09:30 AM
Fie! My quantum has broken down. Who can I call? The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.
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suminonA
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posted January 24, 2008 09:47 AM
What's with all the footnotes in your scriptures? I’m not excessively proud of it.
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Sterling
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posted January 24, 2008 06:40 PM
Why is this beautiful golden raspberry gathering dust on your mantle? Like a double handful of thumbtacks on a twenty-story staircase.
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Enigmatic
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posted January 24, 2008 06:50 PM
Fine! If you think "Like rain on your wedding day" isn't actually irony, what would you suggest instead, smartypants? Drunk penguins.
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anti_maven
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posted January 25, 2008 03:30 AM
Wow are those Nuns that are reeling about oer there? I put it back and ran off.
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suminonA
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posted January 25, 2008 04:00 AM
So, you being the greatest surgeon in the world and all, what did you do that time when operating on that patient and you dropped his brain on the floor? Mine is attached with rusty nails.
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Sterling
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posted January 25, 2008 05:55 AM
Good Lord, what keeps the bottom from falling out of this rusty old boat of yours we're on? I see a solution; you're not gonna like it.
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suminonA
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posted January 26, 2008 03:09 PM
So, how can you test your new torture-o-tron if I’m the only one who is allowed to know about it? Touching it is out of the question.
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Sterling
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posted January 28, 2008 09:34 PM
So, it turns out that infestation wasn't termites after all, but The Blob... Any notion how to get rid of The Blob? That's how the yogurt ended up on the ceiling.
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suminonA
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posted January 29, 2008 03:06 AM
So, does your Lego catapult work? It should fall any moment now.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 29, 2008 03:09 AM
Why do you have a curtain attached to your ceiling? It was a joint venture.
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anti_maven
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posted January 29, 2008 03:09 AM
Has anyone seen my dairy-product launching mangonel? It looks real under artificial light.
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suminonA
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posted January 29, 2008 03:21 AM
What do you mean when you say that your imaginary friend is semi-real? That was really green.
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Uprooted
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posted January 29, 2008 04:08 PM
What do you think of the breakfast I just made you, Sam I am? Denial is much more fun.
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suminonA
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posted January 29, 2008 05:20 PM
Why won't you call me Daniel ? Exactly 23.
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Sterling
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posted January 29, 2008 08:23 PM
Psst! Suzy! What do you get if you divide two by three? Quiet! I heard one move!
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anti_maven
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posted January 30, 2008 11:15 AM
Are you sure these zombies are just waxworks? I put the lime in the coconut an' drank it all up.
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Sterling
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posted February 12, 2008 12:06 AM
Can you think of anything you might have consumed that would cause such a strong laxative effect? This isn't going to get better if you scratch it.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 12, 2008 05:29 AM
What can I do to improve my billiards skilz? A little castor oil will do the trick.
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suminonA
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posted February 12, 2008 05:50 AM
How do you expect me to swallow that unreasonable explanation you just gave me, about beavers using oil for their dams? That's only because it's shiny.
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 01, 2008 06:53 PM
If they aren't aliens or government agents, then why did those crows attack me and steal my tinfoil hat? But you said I needed new software for my computer.
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Sterling
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posted March 02, 2008 05:57 AM
Why are you sitting in front of your terminal in a suit of day-glow foam rubber? But it's certainly crunchy.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 02, 2008 06:07 AM
How can you ever manage to sleep on a bed of lettuce? It has three corners.
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Luv2ReadProductions
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posted March 02, 2008 02:48 PM
Did you just say the triangle has three quarters? First squeeze here, then it will come out on that end.
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Morbo
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posted March 02, 2008 04:07 PM
Is this a fluff thread or a thread for fluffers? That turns out not to be the case.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 02, 2008 04:17 PM
CAN YOU HEAR ME BETTER WHEN I TYPE IN ALL UPPERCASE? Head of cabbage, hearts of palm, and kidney beans.
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Sterling
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posted March 02, 2008 06:09 PM
So, what's the Scarecrow's new girlfriend like? That's what it takes to be elected to the position.
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suminonA
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posted March 03, 2008 06:19 AM
Why would you suggest that I should paint my entire body with permanent green paint? It's not worth it.
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anti_maven
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posted March 03, 2008 06:40 AM
World peace, on a two-for-one at Woolworths! Knit one, pearl three.
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kanelock
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posted March 07, 2008 10:20 AM
what's the score of the knit pearl game? koolade man told me to.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 07, 2008 03:19 PM
Why do you get everything you see advertised on TV? I've been alive forever and I wrote the very first song.
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suminonA
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posted March 07, 2008 03:59 PM
So, how do you know so much about the silmarils? All you need is a seed.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 07, 2008 04:37 PM
What do I need to do to start an onanism thread? Earmuffs.
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Luv2ReadProductions
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posted March 08, 2008 02:00 PM
How can anyone sit through an entire Rod Stewart concert? Bar soap and charcoal.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 08, 2008 09:32 PM
Why do these black and white cookies taste so nasty? Two geishas and one kimono.
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Sterling
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posted March 09, 2008 06:57 AM
What would I need to offer you to make up for those awful cookies? But he's been doing it for decades, now!
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suminonA
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posted March 09, 2008 02:47 PM
Aren't you over-reacting a bit, for one lousy TV your uncle just defenestrated? After all, the window was open.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted March 12, 2008 07:49 AM
I am at a loss to explain why Opportunity didn't knock once, as it is wont to do, could you perhaps enlighten me? Before this I was more stable by far.
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Sterling
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posted March 12, 2008 04:50 PM
Hey, Fred, didn't you have room for eight horses before your owners rennovated you? Safe to say that's what the problem is.
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happysmiley
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posted March 12, 2008 04:59 PM
THERE'S A BOMB IN THE DRAIN! how did that get there?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 13, 2008 12:37 AM
Is that an exclamation point at the end of your question? It might help if you would re-read the instructions.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 13, 2008 02:26 AM
Do you know the way to San Jose? tick-tick-tick
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Dead_Horse
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posted April 07, 2008 10:21 PM
Are these ticks, or watermelon seeds? I'll bet I can spit them farther than you can.
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scifibum
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posted April 07, 2008 10:28 PM
Is there anything ELSE you can say about ping pong balls that is designed to make you look superior? The Liliputians are upset, but they'll get over it.
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Sterling
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posted April 08, 2008 02:06 AM
How did Gulliver's performance of 'Short People' go over? My kung-fu is strong.
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talsmitde
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posted April 08, 2008 07:35 AM
Why do you feel that you're qualified to be Vice President of marketing? The trombone met an untimely demise.
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