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Fossil
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GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!WHO'S SINGING THAT HORRIBLE MUSIC?!

Nintendo's secret hush-hush plan.


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Doug J
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Who owns Sony?


No comment.


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Max
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Did she eat the fish?

I saw your underwear.


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Bob_Scopatz
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So, what was the most memorable part of the trip for you?

Warren G. Harding on a $3 bill.


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MEC
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so, what did the cashier give you in change again?

no, stupid, it's a rock.


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Doug J
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Is this a stone?


It was a Dinosaur!


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Bob_Scopatz
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Who can tell me what cracked the foundation of Creationism and threw Biblical literalism into the trash-heap of modern ideology?


A Marxist kangaroo, more than likely.


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A WHAT kicked you in the arse?

Solidarity, baby!


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aretee
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What was the main reason for the success of the Austin Powers movies?


Because my feet are cold and the banana bread is in the oven!


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Another reason why Lurkers wont post.


1/2" foil foam board


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Fossil
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What do you headbutt for fun and profit?

Spy planes


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MEC
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what are those flying above the house in circles?

ch-ch-ch-ch-chia!!!


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Chess
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Do you know of a good pet?


That is why Fossil is illiterate.


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That dinosaur has been dead longer than language.

Dinodystopia

[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited May 14, 2002).]


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Bob_Scopatz
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What is the one thing T-Rex feared more than Dinodyspepsia?


You've got mail.


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Chess
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Why do keep hearing this voice?

Date Canceled, didn't she.


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Hey, dude, wanna go shoot some pool and try to pick up chicks tonight?

Only for a few moments during twilight.


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Doug J
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WHY ARE WOMEN SUCH EVIL DEMON SPAWN?!

...brings May showers.


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What is the net effect of precipitation following the Vernal Equinox?

Shoot me now.


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ludosti
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Do you think they'll cast Haley Joel for the part of Ender in the new movie?!

Smile, even though it hurts.


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It's a little splinter - do you want me to pry it out with a needle and some alcohol?

I like the clicky-click pencils better.


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Doug J
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What a million dollars?

Bob, bob bob. Bob bob da man!

[This message has been edited by Doug J (edited May 14, 2002).]


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Ralphie
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ASIDE: Whoa! My post was for Bob, and yet it applied to Lusti's post! ::smacks cheeks with hands in shock::
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Fael
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Dear would you go to the store and pick up some feminine napkins?

Hard, cold and deadly


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Chess
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Am I high?

*Cries and licks lolipop*

(My post also applied to someone else and works for Fael's)

[This message has been edited by Chess (edited May 14, 2002).]


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Fael
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Aside *me too yall are posting too fast for me!
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Chess
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Slow Ddddddooooowwwwwnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
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We go real fast going up then real

(to fael's comment if not the last line)

The shin bone connected to the ankle bone


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Chess
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How did I break two bones?

I do like that.


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ludosti
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Anyone up for a rousing game of Russian roulette?

And they're off!!!


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$300 for a prom dress, they dance for an hour and

Disco Duck


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ludosti
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What was the nickname of Howard the Duck during the 70's?

No I'm not!


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Hey, aren't you that guy? YOu know...!!!!


You can't get there from here.


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Is there any way to salvation for hatrackers?

It's 6 and 2/3 feet long, white, and can throw a potato 4 city blocks away.


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Q :Have you ever built a trebuchet out of Bleached toothpicks and if so What Could it Do?

A: O yea thats when i tripped and fell on that white stuff on the lenoleum i can't believe i remembered that after i awoke from the coma!


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What happened after you dropped your Preparation H?

Nhaa! Bad dog!


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Q: So what did you say after you stepped in the dog Sh*t that was on ur living room floor?

A: Thats when it popped out again in front of everyone and i was like O MY GOD!


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Why is that crowd running from you?

Larry the duck's arch-nemesis


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Who's that guy with the duck feathers coming out of his mouth?


The towel was wrapped entirely too tightly around his head and he was listening to Lenny Kravitz.


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Why Prince's last album flopped.


Did You guys see the size of that chicken


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Human
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What was it that just crushed the Sears Tower?

It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a...


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What the heck is that in HUMAN's hair

A hairy experience


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What is touching me like?

Oh crap...I've got a bad feeling about this.


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Do you know what will happen if I put the green powder in the red liquid?


But it's yellow!!!


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Don't you want to eat your snowcone?

Mighty Mouse to the rescue!!


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Who let the dogs out to terrorize all the little children?

green as the goblin's gross get-up


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what's the newest color of ketchup?

kill one of them and hang it's head on a post as a warning to the others.


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How can we keep these pests out of our garden?


The screw was loose and the milk curdled


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MEC
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frankinstien, what's this white gloopy stuff inside you?

BURN BABY BURN!


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Ooga chaka?

Let every eye negotiate for itself,/And trust no agent; for beauty is a witch/Against whose charms faith melteth into blood.


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