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Head Ditch Digger
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I didn't think it was too hard. What do you think?

no, no, go away.

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Would you like another head, Ditch Digger?

He's got a nose like a garden trowel.

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Head Ditch Digger
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Why didn't he laugh at the Cyrano joke?

Sorry, dude.

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Raia
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Man, did you kill my duck again?!

Maybe in 20 years.

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Should we re-enact Rendevous with Raia?

I'm wearing a wire.

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Raia
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hey! (sorry, didn't mean to interrupt the thread... keep going)
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Ryuko
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It's looking like you're going to be needing a little more support around the bust area....

I place the blame squarely on tight pants...

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why have you got such a swelled head?

We were making hydrogen. Really!

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Bean dip, beans and franks, bean casserole with three bean salad. What are you guys doing?

That doesn't smell like hydrogen.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Do you like Classical Gas?

Only if you've got the proper connector.

[ May 23, 2003, 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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Raia
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Hey, wanna hook up sometime? [Wink]

Only if you do it first.

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Dan_raven
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Can I interest you in our Hari Kari special?

Woa, that is way to hairy.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Now do you see why they call this place the Armpit of North America?

Anatomy was not my strongest subject.

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What was that, doctor, what did you say?

Hello, now get out.

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littlemissattitude
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Oh, and will you please leave the key this time?

I can unequivocally tell you that it is hot.

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Ophelia
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OK, class, it's time for your science reports. Susie, what can you tell us about the sun?

A gigantic nucleur furnace.

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Where'd you go on your first date?

Playing hopscotch in the streets.

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What do you need all those rabbits for?

Love your stuffed shells.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the worst possible line to use on The Little Mermaid?

Blowing bubbles.

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Ryuko
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Um.. I thought you were going to teach him how to swim? What, exactly, is it that he's doing now?

Lemons.

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The Wiggin
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wut are you sucking?

don't touch that!

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Dead_Horse
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Is this what you needed the ten foot pole for?

I'm a little black rain cloud, of course!

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So what are you dressing up as for my Parade?

Seventy Six trombones.

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Head Ditch Digger
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So what was the final damage when the players tried to take the field and the marching band refused to yeild?

as american as Mom and apple pie.

[ May 28, 2003, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]

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Ryuko
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What do you think about Arnold Schwarzenegger?

T'was the pride of the peaches...

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Why is Georgia on my mind?

She's my aunty Bellum.

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Dan_raven
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What's with you and the brainy chick Sarah?

The pun is in the last name.

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Was that pun by Terry?

It's not much, but it's rent controlled.

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Caleb Varns
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Why do you live in a cardboard box, again?

No really, it's my first time.

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Are you sure you've never been convicted of a felony before?

I can't explain it, but all of the sudden he broke out in song.

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Dan_raven
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Why do you think he ran into a Poison Ivy-League Glee Club?

Don't mind the rash. It will go away eventually.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true you've experienced a rash of home invasions here lately?

Not to mention the swelling.

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Don't you hate it that learning new things makes your brain all sore?

Because the scanner told the monitor it was crazy.

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Mike
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Why did the zip drive cross the road?

When it becomes necessary to dissolve the bonds.

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How do you know it's time to get Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, and Pierce Brosnan all together in the same room with a tub of lye?

It only looks that way.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is Zal's post the clear winner on this page?

I'm trying to grow a fence.

(Zal, that was hilarious! Dissolving Bonds!!! [Big Grin] )

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Why does your boy keep attempting to sell me the garden gnomes from my own yard?

Because posable men shouldn't wear Armani.

[Thanks. You never know when I'll surface. I'm silent, but deadly. Like a Soviet sub or... well... never mind.].

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Why is Gumby always naked?

I'd say you were a narrow-minded, conservative right-winger, but for brevity's sake I'll just call you a block head.

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Now why won't my melon fit on this exquisitely precise and adaptively malleable chopping block?

This garbage is rank! *phew*

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Honey, what happened to my jar of pickled pigs feet?

Cheap, shrunken heads.

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Why is there such a long line to use the restroom?

I'm feeling a little flush.

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What do you think you'll get this hand?

You could have fit in at least seven more.

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Did you ever think I'd get that many clowns in one car?

Resistence is futile.

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Koholos
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What is the most annoying and over-used quote you've heard from a stupid movie based on a stupid TV show?

Correct for 500 dollars!

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Special on Final Exam Answers. Do you want the cheap answers for $25 or the correct answers for $500?

I'll take Dead American Presidents for 400.

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Bob_Scopatz
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We have several packages for wedding receptions. What would you like to serve, and to how many people?

MMM..mmmm...Carve me off a slice of that!

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What do you think of her?

I think it's a little small.

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You mean the glove didn't fit?

Bring me a lemonade while you're in there, please.

Edit: because I hit "add reply" when I was going for italics. My aim isn't so good today, I guess.

[ May 29, 2003, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: littlemissattitude ]

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Bob_Scopatz
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What would you say if I told you I have reached a state of perfect self-awareness?

Just a little less quiet desperation.

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Same mood-enhanicing Drugs as yesterday sir?

No thanks, I'd rather walk.

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