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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Head Ditch Digger
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posted May 22, 2003 06:38 PM
I didn't think it was too hard. What do you think? no, no, go away.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 22, 2003 06:41 PM
Would you like another head, Ditch Digger? He's got a nose like a garden trowel.
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Raia
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posted May 22, 2003 07:09 PM
Man, did you kill my duck again?! Maybe in 20 years.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 22, 2003 09:35 PM
Should we re-enact Rendevous with Raia ? I'm wearing a wire.
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Raia
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posted May 22, 2003 09:48 PM
hey! (sorry, didn't mean to interrupt the thread... keep going)
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Ryuko
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posted May 23, 2003 09:04 AM
It's looking like you're going to be needing a little more support around the bust area.... I place the blame squarely on tight pants...
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 23, 2003 09:17 AM
Why have you got such a swelled head? We were making hydrogen. Really!
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Dan_raven
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posted May 23, 2003 03:10 PM
Bean dip, beans and franks, bean casserole with three bean salad. What are you guys doing? That doesn't smell like hydrogen.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 23, 2003 03:22 PM
Do you like Classical Gas ? Only if you've got the proper connector. [ May 23, 2003, 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Raia
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posted May 23, 2003 04:42 PM
Hey, wanna hook up sometime? Only if you do it first.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 23, 2003 05:03 PM
Can I interest you in our Hari Kari special? Woa, that is way to hairy.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 23, 2003 05:22 PM
Now do you see why they call this place the Armpit of North America? Anatomy was not my strongest subject.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted May 23, 2003 10:42 PM
What was that, doctor, what did you say? Hello, now get out.
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littlemissattitude
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posted May 24, 2003 01:00 AM
Oh, and will you please leave the key this time? I can unequivocally tell you that it is hot.
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Ophelia
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posted May 24, 2003 06:42 AM
OK, class, it's time for your science reports. Susie, what can you tell us about the sun? A gigantic nucleur furnace.
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TheKitchenZink
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posted May 24, 2003 03:59 PM
Where'd you go on your first date? Playing hopscotch in the streets.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 24, 2003 10:48 PM
What do you need all those rabbits for? Love your stuffed shells.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 25, 2003 12:13 AM
What's the worst possible line to use on The Little Mermaid ? Blowing bubbles.
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Ryuko
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posted May 26, 2003 10:37 PM
Um.. I thought you were going to teach him how to swim? What, exactly, is it that he's doing now? Lemons.
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The Wiggin
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posted May 26, 2003 10:47 PM
wut are you sucking? don't touch that!
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 26, 2003 10:54 PM
Is this what you needed the ten foot pole for? I'm a little black rain cloud, of course!
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Dan_raven
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posted May 27, 2003 04:25 PM
So what are you dressing up as for my Parade? Seventy Six trombones.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted May 28, 2003 12:15 AM
So what was the final damage when the players tried to take the field and the marching band refused to yeild? as american as Mom and apple pie. [ May 28, 2003, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]
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Ryuko
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posted May 28, 2003 08:53 AM
What do you think about Arnold Schwarzenegger? T'was the pride of the peaches...
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 28, 2003 10:17 AM
Why is Georgia on my mind? She's my aunty Bellum.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 28, 2003 02:14 PM
What's with you and the brainy chick Sarah? The pun is in the last name.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 28, 2003 04:25 PM
Was that pun by Terry? It's not much, but it's rent controlled.
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Caleb Varns
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posted May 28, 2003 04:40 PM
Why do you live in a cardboard box, again? No really, it's my first time.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 28, 2003 05:00 PM
Are you sure you've never been convicted of a felony before? I can't explain it, but all of the sudden he broke out in song.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 28, 2003 05:16 PM
Why do you think he ran into a Poison Ivy-League Glee Club? Don't mind the rash. It will go away eventually.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 28, 2003 05:19 PM
Is it true you've experienced a rash of home invasions here lately? Not to mention the swelling.
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Mr.Funny
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posted May 28, 2003 07:16 PM
Don't you hate it that learning new things makes your brain all sore? Because the scanner told the monitor it was crazy.
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Mike
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posted May 28, 2003 07:29 PM
Why did the zip drive cross the road? When it becomes necessary to dissolve the bonds.
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Zalmoxis
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posted May 28, 2003 07:34 PM
How do you know it's time to get Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, and Pierce Brosnan all together in the same room with a tub of lye? It only looks that way.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 28, 2003 07:49 PM
Is Zal's post the clear winner on this page? I'm trying to grow a fence. (Zal, that was hilarious! Dissolving Bonds!!! )
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Zalmoxis
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posted May 28, 2003 07:58 PM
Why does your boy keep attempting to sell me the garden gnomes from my own yard? Because posable men shouldn't wear Armani. [Thanks. You never know when I'll surface. I'm silent, but deadly. Like a Soviet sub or... well... never mind.].
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Godric
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posted May 29, 2003 12:45 AM
Why is Gumby always naked? I'd say you were a narrow-minded, conservative right-winger, but for brevity's sake I'll just call you a block head.
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filetted
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posted May 29, 2003 02:27 AM
Now why won't my melon fit on this exquisitely precise and adaptively malleable chopping block? This garbage is rank! *phew*
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Godric
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posted May 29, 2003 02:37 AM
Honey, what happened to my jar of pickled pigs feet? Cheap, shrunken heads.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 29, 2003 08:10 AM
Why is there such a long line to use the restroom? I'm feeling a little flush.
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Koholos
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posted May 29, 2003 09:54 AM
What do you think you'll get this hand? You could have fit in at least seven more.
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Caleb Varns
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posted May 29, 2003 10:19 AM
Did you ever think I'd get that many clowns in one car? Resistence is futile.
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Koholos
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posted May 29, 2003 10:27 AM
What is the most annoying and over-used quote you've heard from a stupid movie based on a stupid TV show? Correct for 500 dollars!
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Dan_raven
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posted May 29, 2003 11:40 AM
Special on Final Exam Answers. Do you want the cheap answers for $25 or the correct answers for $500? I'll take Dead American Presidents for 400.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 29, 2003 11:46 AM
We have several packages for wedding receptions. What would you like to serve, and to how many people? MMM..mmmm...Carve me off a slice of that!
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The Wiggin
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posted May 29, 2003 12:06 PM
What do you think of her? I think it's a little small.
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littlemissattitude
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posted May 29, 2003 12:07 PM
You mean the glove didn't fit? Bring me a lemonade while you're in there, please. Edit: because I hit "add reply" when I was going for italics. My aim isn't so good today, I guess. [ May 29, 2003, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: littlemissattitude ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 29, 2003 12:13 PM
What would you say if I told you I have reached a state of perfect self-awareness? Just a little less quiet desperation.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 29, 2003 12:38 PM
Same mood-enhanicing Drugs as yesterday sir? No thanks, I'd rather walk.
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