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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
kaioshin00
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posted April 08, 2005 04:38 PM
Will you meet me here? It's not on amazon.com!
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SteveRogers
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posted April 08, 2005 04:41 PM
Q: Do you think you could pick me up a copy of Hellsing ? You know the manga? A: Never again. Never. I won't do it. Not after that one time when I was six. Never again. Never!
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MEC
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posted April 08, 2005 06:48 PM
Why won't you go to the bathroom? Dance! *Starts dancing*
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SteveRogers
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posted April 08, 2005 06:58 PM
Q: What is your least favorite activity? A: Its not my fault that the airplane blew up while I piloting it. I didn't do anything, I swear!
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MEC
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posted April 08, 2005 08:01 PM
The black box show's that you pressed the self destruct on the experimental jet for no reason, then ejected. What do you have to say for yourself? Oh! A pen!
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Khavanon
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posted April 08, 2005 08:44 PM
Your place looks like a pig... oh, what's the word? Last time you stuffed me in the trash can.
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SteveRogers
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posted April 08, 2005 08:50 PM
Q: What should I do this time? Hmmm....I took your lunch money yesterday. What did I do on Wedensday? A: I gave you your potatoes. What more do you want? Just look at your tray, there are potatoes sitting right on it. Right there!
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MEC
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posted April 08, 2005 10:01 PM
May I have some more? It's a fox!
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Treason
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posted April 08, 2005 10:19 PM
What is that awful smell coming from your underwear? It seems to be jelly.
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HesterGray
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posted April 08, 2005 11:55 PM
Ew! What's this coming out of my eyeball? There's a hospital around the corner.
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Beanny
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posted April 09, 2005 03:49 AM
Where do think we should hide our radioavtive weapons? I'm afraid I've lost it.
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Morbo
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posted April 09, 2005 04:12 AM
Do you mind? The directions said to wait!
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MEC
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posted April 09, 2005 07:20 AM
The directions said to *mumble mumble mumble*... I'm going to eat you!
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Goody Scrivener
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posted April 09, 2005 09:54 AM
What are your plans for dinner? This isn't that difficult.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 09, 2005 01:59 PM
[This post has been deleted as being sexually explict and inappropriate for this website.] [ April 10, 2005, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: KathrynHJanitor ]
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MEC
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posted April 09, 2005 02:26 PM
What was your name again? no, no, no, do it like they do on "Deliverance"
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kaioshin00
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posted April 09, 2005 02:35 PM
What's the golden rule for postal workers? A tumbling tumbleweed.
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MEC
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posted April 09, 2005 02:38 PM
What's the most interesting thing you have ever seen? *explodes*
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Megan
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posted April 09, 2005 02:39 PM
So, what's the silliest cliche about loneliness you can think of? Oh, that makes me so ANGRY!!
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MEC
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posted April 09, 2005 02:41 PM
You missed... good-bye.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 09, 2005 02:50 PM
What do you think of this site ? Are you sure that that will make my migraning head feel better? It seems like a very brutal method of clamping! [ April 09, 2005, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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SteveRogers
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posted April 09, 2005 04:44 PM
Q: This green crayon should help with your headache. Do you mind if I stick it up your ass? A: I'm not sure I understand waht you mean. I didn't kill anyone. At least not today.
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Megan
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posted April 09, 2005 04:46 PM
Ok, what did you do with the body? Well, if you're going to be that way about it, I'm going home.
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SteveRogers
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posted April 09, 2005 08:02 PM
Q: Come on! Just eat it! Why won't you eat the cat poop? Its not like its a dead animal or anything. Why won't you eat it? A: So? I wasn't supposed to use the litter box?
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kaioshin00
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posted April 09, 2005 08:05 PM
Last I heard you were supposed to bury bodies in graves. Perrrrfect.
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SteveRogers
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posted April 09, 2005 08:08 PM
Q: Did you realize that you just barbequed a cat? That wasn't a ham. Poor feline. Why did you do that? A: I don't cry anymore. I had my tear ducts removed so that way I couldn't show emotion. The Botox certainly helped too.
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Tater
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posted April 09, 2005 08:49 PM
Why aren't you crying?! That crazy man just barbecued a cat! No, that's just on Tuesdays.
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SteveRogers
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posted April 09, 2005 09:07 PM
Q: Did you think today? A: Do the wave!
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HesterGray
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posted April 10, 2005 12:11 AM
Hey, dude, can I borrow your surfboard? I would, but it gets stuck in between my toes.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 10, 2005 07:25 AM
May I collect your fungus? You glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue!
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Khavanon
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posted April 10, 2005 10:05 PM
Can you think of a line that might almost kill the "Begging the Question" thread? You're just being paranoid.
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mimsies
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posted April 10, 2005 10:07 PM
Why does everyone keep looking at me and licking their chops? Your new hairdo looks like a masterpiece of perfection.
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Shan
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posted April 10, 2005 10:08 PM
What do you think the problem is? A rustic, ruthless, rogue ran rapidly towards Roo.
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mimsies
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posted April 10, 2005 10:13 PM
Why did Kanga look so alarmed a moment ago? Talk to the hand. Talk to the hand.
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Khavanon
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posted April 10, 2005 10:16 PM
What were you doing in there? Only if it comes in blue.
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mimsies
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posted April 10, 2005 10:19 PM
Do you want some chocolate pudding? It is the source of all life in the universe.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 10, 2005 11:24 PM
What is "Hatrack River Forum"? EXcuse me, you don't have my permission to use the question mark key.
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rivka
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posted April 10, 2005 11:26 PM
What do you mean, I have to pay you five dollars to ask a question? So there!
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Shan
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posted April 10, 2005 11:29 PM
What is the actual meaning of nanny nanny boo-boo? Is the sky really blue?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 11, 2005 12:35 AM
Is the sea really blue? Well, "42" has 42 meanings.
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Megan
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posted April 11, 2005 09:20 AM
So, why doesn't "the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything" translate into the meaning of life? Because some people are just so...foul .
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MEC
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posted April 11, 2005 09:32 AM
why aren't some people fowl? *dies*
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Dan_raven
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posted April 11, 2005 10:18 AM
Your money or your life? Shades of Jack Benny
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SteveRogers
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posted April 11, 2005 10:33 AM
Q: Complete nonsense? What is complete nonsense? A: So what if I ate a cookie?
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advice for robots
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posted April 11, 2005 11:06 AM
Don't chocolate chips give you shingles? I don't know. You call Homeland Security.
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twinky
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posted April 11, 2005 11:14 AM
What's that camera doing in my lamp? Post 6,000!
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 11, 2005 11:17 AM
What do we call everything that takes place after the last year of the sixth millennium? Ah, sweet mystery of life!
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Jonathan K.
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posted April 11, 2005 11:23 AM
So how do you make that beer and coffee chili? Check the reference section.
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advice for robots
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posted April 11, 2005 11:29 AM
What's a good way to get the puck back when you're playing Library Hockey? I don't know, but it looked like Jello.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 11, 2005 11:36 AM
Am I smelling a vanilla cigar, or did you starve Cookie Monster to death? *Shudder.*
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