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hansenj
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This is the BEST ice cream sundae I have EVER had!! What is your secret?

I don't know...you're the criminal mastermind, not me.

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Beren One Hand
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What are we doing tonight Pinky?

Dance monkey dance.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What did God say as he gave the first proto-human a soul?

Wind 'em up and let 'em go.

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jehovoid
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What's another way of saying he let his friends drive home drunk?

Not that much, no.

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Diosmel Duda
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Do you have self-esteem?

Because I'm so durn loveable!

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Ophelia
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Why do you think you're an Oscar Mayer wiener?

They're changing the name to Oscar Mayer dingle.

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Fael
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What happened afte those hotdog executives visted the wenches tavern and heard Elvenwench?

First it was that deviant and then it was the abstract aritist and now it is the environmentalist

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Dan_raven
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Can you name the last three presidents?

Franklin, Truman, and Jefferson Starship.

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flyby
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And the three before that?

Well, I just have to say that this could be "it".

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Leonide
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So, we've determined that it wasn't Fester, or Lurch, or even Thing...what in the world IS it?

Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

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Narnia
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So did you remember to pick up more toner for the xerox machine?

No, no no!! The CURVY one!

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, shall we take the straight and narrow path?

Wait! I hear a different drummer coming.

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Khavanon
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You'll always be a Beatle, Pete Best. Why are you so worried?

The quantum brain.

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Bob_Scopatz
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That's the ugliest team mascot I've ever seen. What's it supposed to be?

I wanted to wear something slinky.

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Fael
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Why are we in this sleazy place and why are you wearing a silk kimona?

The forks are moving!!

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Narnia
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What happened in the dining room? You look white as a sheet!

Well, it would have been NICE!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Oh, I'm sorry, did you want to split the loaves and fishes?

I usually wait until Sundown to do that.

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Narnia
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So, do you want to open the blinds Dracula?

PS Bob, your posts make me laugh OUT LOUD every time. Ok, back to the game:

I've always been a fan of sequins and purple feathers.

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Dead_Horse
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Hello there...I am an OSCillating electric fan. What kind are you?

I think that anteater is in there.

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Vampyr1818
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What is in that little box?

Because I say so.

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T_Smith
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Why do I have to be woman in the relationship?

*blank stare*

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meltingsnowman
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OK, this is the last question in your apptitude test... what is 3 plus 2?
[3000th answer!!!]

kinda weird..full of sheep.

[This message has been edited by meltingsnowman (edited February 08, 2003).]

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Human
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So what's scotland like?

And you want me to eat WHAT?

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Bob_Scopatz
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How do you feel about the miracle of transubstantiation?

Hold the mustard.

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Vampyr1818
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Now, what did I want you to do with my sandwich?

When I say go.

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Bob_Scopatz
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My bladder is bursting!!! Can we stop now?

The incredible melting man.

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Vampyr1818
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WHo is that masked superhero?

Your order will be ready in 5 minutes.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can I get some instant gratification, to go?

Well my PDA says it's time for lunch!

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Dead_Horse
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Drat! My PDA seized up and I had to stick the paperclip in the little hole. Do you have anything good you can beam me?

Use a screwdriver, or maybe an axe.

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2
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i really do need to get going... how do you suggest i get this rabbit away from the door?

i ran, allright. right off the road.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the best way to man's heart?

I tire easily.

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Dan_raven
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The 3 Word Pit Crew Resume consists of?

Filler up please.

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Narnia
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So what am I supposed to do with this little plastic cup?

I had to pull it out from under my cat.

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Dead_Horse
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Can you tell me why your homework paper is in such poor condition?

I saw him heading west, with a bunch of feathers in his mouth.

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Diosmel Duda
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Have you seen the chief of that tribe that likes to scalp people with their teeth?

Man, I tried hard for that one.

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Bob_Scopatz
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You call that a smoke ring?

I think it's a baby shower.

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Strider
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Why does that water fountain spray straight down?

it's the only way i could think of to trim the fat.

[This message has been edited by Strider (edited February 10, 2003).]

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dr. manhattan
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whats that in your teeth?

i know it seems big, but try to look at it from where im standing.

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DeathofBees
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Dude, do you know you've got a monster zit on the back of your neck?

Splatter painting is my default technique.

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Dan_raven
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Those degenerate so called "Old Masters" painted pictures of nude people. Robo-vacuum, how should we fix this problem?

I smell dead people.

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:Locke
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What's the best part of being a med student?

You said you spoke cheese!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why was I kicked off the Sandwich Islands?

He smokes too much.

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Frisco
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How was your date with Johnny Storm?

Stop meddling and go home.

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Fael
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Now let's get ready for the party I think we should line up back there and shout surprise. What do you think?

They say it runs in the family.

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Frisco
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Do your children have dysentery, too?

I'm really surprised that it broke my nose.

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Dan_raven
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What do you think of my new invention--the Kevlar Hanky?

It goes down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes slinkitty sound.

[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited February 10, 2003).]

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Diosmel Duda
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What's a woman like?

That's not exactly all there is to it...

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Leonide
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So the man and the woman just have to make each other really happy?

DAMN YOU T! I was so proud of this one...FINE! Just ignore this post altogether.

[This message has been edited by Leonide (edited February 10, 2003).]

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Dan_raven
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Hey Leo, when we asked you to dig holes for the fence posts, we didn't mean for you to bury them completely. Should I tell T?

The name is Monty, Monty Python.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Have you got something completely different?

Those aren't eye drops!!!

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