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kaioshin00
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Will you meet me here?

It's not on amazon.com!

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Q: Do you think you could pick me up a copy of Hellsing ? You know the manga?

A: Never again. Never. I won't do it. Not after that one time when I was six. Never again. Never!

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MEC
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Why won't you go to the bathroom?

Dance!

*Starts dancing*

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Q: What is your least favorite activity?

A: Its not my fault that the airplane blew up while I piloting it. I didn't do anything, I swear!

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MEC
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The black box show's that you pressed the self destruct on the experimental jet for no reason, then ejected. What do you have to say for yourself?

Oh! A pen!

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Your place looks like a pig... oh, what's the word?

Last time you stuffed me in the trash can.

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Q: What should I do this time? Hmmm....I took your lunch money yesterday. What did I do on Wedensday?

A: I gave you your potatoes. What more do you want? Just look at your tray, there are potatoes sitting right on it. Right there!

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MEC
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May I have some more?

It's a fox!

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Treason
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What is that awful smell coming from your underwear?

It seems to be jelly.

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Ew! What's this coming out of my eyeball?

There's a hospital around the corner.

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Where do think we should hide our radioavtive weapons?

I'm afraid I've lost it.

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Do you mind?

The directions said to wait!

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MEC
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The directions said to *mumble mumble mumble*...

I'm going to eat you!

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What are your plans for dinner?

This isn't that difficult.

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Jonathan Howard
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[This post has been deleted as being sexually explict and inappropriate for this website.]

[ April 10, 2005, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: KathrynHJanitor ]

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MEC
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What was your name again?

no, no, no, do it like they do on "Deliverance"

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What's the golden rule for postal workers?

A tumbling tumbleweed.

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MEC
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What's the most interesting thing you have ever seen?

*explodes*

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Megan
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So, what's the silliest cliche about loneliness you can think of?

Oh, that makes me so ANGRY!!

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MEC
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You missed...

good-bye.

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Jonathan Howard
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What do you think of this site?

Are you sure that that will make my migraning head feel better? It seems like a very brutal method of clamping!

[ April 09, 2005, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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SteveRogers
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Q: This green crayon should help with your headache. Do you mind if I stick it up your ass?

A: I'm not sure I understand waht you mean. I didn't kill anyone. At least not today.

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Megan
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Ok, what did you do with the body?

Well, if you're going to be that way about it, I'm going home.

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SteveRogers
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Q: Come on! Just eat it! Why won't you eat the cat poop? Its not like its a dead animal or anything. Why won't you eat it?

A: So? I wasn't supposed to use the litter box?

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kaioshin00
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Last I heard you were supposed to bury bodies in graves.

Perrrrfect.

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SteveRogers
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Q: Did you realize that you just barbequed a cat? That wasn't a ham. Poor feline. Why did you do that?

A: I don't cry anymore. I had my tear ducts removed so that way I couldn't show emotion. The Botox certainly helped too.

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Tater
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Why aren't you crying?! That crazy man just barbecued a cat!

No, that's just on Tuesdays.

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Q: Did you think today?

A: Do the wave!

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HesterGray
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Hey, dude, can I borrow your surfboard?

I would, but it gets stuck in between my toes.

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Jonathan Howard
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May I collect your fungus?

You glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue!

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Khavanon
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Can you think of a line that might almost kill the "Begging the Question" thread?

You're just being paranoid.

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Why does everyone keep looking at me and licking their chops?

Your new hairdo looks like a masterpiece of perfection.

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Shan
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What do you think the problem is?

A rustic, ruthless, rogue ran rapidly towards Roo.

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Why did Kanga look so alarmed a moment ago?

Talk to the hand. Talk to the hand.

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Khavanon
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What were you doing in there?

Only if it comes in blue.

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Do you want some chocolate pudding?

It is the source of all life in the universe.

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Orson Scott Card
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What is "Hatrack River Forum"?

EXcuse me, you don't have my permission to use the question mark key.

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rivka
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What do you mean, I have to pay you five dollars to ask a question?





So there! [Taunt]

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Shan
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What is the actual meaning of nanny nanny boo-boo?

Is the sky really blue?

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Jonathan Howard
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Is the sea really blue?

Well, "42" has 42 meanings.

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Megan
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So, why doesn't "the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything" translate into the meaning of life?

Because some people are just so...foul.

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MEC
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why aren't some people fowl?

*dies*

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Your money or your life?

Shades of Jack Benny

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SteveRogers
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Q: Complete nonsense? What is complete nonsense?

A: So what if I ate a cookie?

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Don't chocolate chips give you shingles?

I don't know. You call Homeland Security.

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What's that camera doing in my lamp?

Post 6,000!

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Orson Scott Card
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What do we call everything that takes place after the last year of the sixth millennium?

Ah, sweet mystery of life!

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Jonathan K.
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So how do you make that beer and coffee chili?

Check the reference section.

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What's a good way to get the puck back when you're playing Library Hockey?

I don't know, but it looked like Jello.

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Jonathan Howard
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Am I smelling a vanilla cigar, or did you starve Cookie Monster to death?

*Shudder.*

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