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Orson Scott Card
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Michael Jackson! Children don't want to look at that!
Because it's springtime at last.
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Raia
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Hey! Why are you poisoning those pigeons??
And so she said "Aha!" and that was the end of it.
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Beanny
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What did happen with that girl who fell into Capability Brown's haha?
Heck, shoot, you're darn right!
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Orson Scott Card
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Let the circle be unbroken.
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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What do you say when you open a pack of Life savers?
My walls are white and splattered with blood.
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Jonathan Howard
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What did Casca say at the Senate that tragic day?
Hmm...
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Raia
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What's the most intelligent statement you can come up with?
Without fail.
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Jonathan Howard
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How many times did people believe that you got the pronunciation of the word floccinaucinihilipilification right?
I see...
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Raia
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Jonny, you forgot to post an answer.
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Jonathan Howard
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What did Casca say at the Senate that tragic day?
Umm... Hmmm... Tough one!
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Raia
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Think carefully... what's four plus two?
Under the sea.
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lazarus
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How is your steak today?
57,695 ![[Group Hug]](graemlins/grouphug.gif)
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Jonathan K.
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I'll ask you again, how many times did you dunk your head in the toilet bowl?
The dinosaurs did it.
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Jonathan Howard
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How many testicles do you have?
***Consider invalid***
Who ate your testicles?
ANSWER:
Possibly!
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Jonathan K.
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Do you only have 1 testicle?
He ate his way to freedom.
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Raia
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Whatever became of James in the Giant Peach?
Just add a little chocolate.
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Beanny
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How can I make this box fit a Forrest Gump movie?
Whatever will be will be!
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Jonathan Howard
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Now, you'll be here - in room 101. REMEMBER, 101.
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Orson Scott Card
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[question leading to: Whatever will be, will be:]
Will one of the American Idol contestants ever sing a Doris Day hit?
Not rats! Please, not the rats!
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Raia
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Do you need me to dig out my panpipe again??
No, over there. The green one.
(edit: Question leading to the rats one)
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Jonathan Howard
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Mine was intended at his.
Leave that alone.
A: Hehe! Hehe! Hehe!
EDIT: Sorry, Raia!
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Jonathan K.
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Are you laughing at me?
It's a monkey
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Jonathan Howard
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What did you say about my anatomy?!
Oops.
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Susie Derkins
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What did Friar John use to open the cellar door?
I'd rather it be hot.
edit: JH, dude - follow the rules or ti spacha la faccia!
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advice for robots
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Do you like your revenge cold?
To die. In the rain.
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Jonathan Howard
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Why did you go out the door in Ireland during January?
Sorry, Sir! I fell asleep, what was the question, again?
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Khavanon
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Is it true that people who masturbate too much tend to sleep in class? (Oh, I'm childish today)
Only in my dreams.
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kaioshin00
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Where is the Scarlet Letter a good read?
I found it on the bottom of my shoe.
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Khavanon
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Has anyone seen my eyeball?
I'll take the glass one instead.
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Jane_Lane
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Why won't you eat your grapes?
I am a concrete block
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Khavanon
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Why don't you go jump in the river and cool off?
I didn't do it.
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Did you hit the sister?
I live in a beautiful baloon!!
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Khavanon
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Why is your voice so high pitched?
Clap for me.
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I forgot your hand were cut off last summer, you want me to cheer for your son in your place?
I live underwater.
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Khavanon
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Where did you get such glamorous scales?
You can't smell it.
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Jane_Lane
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Has that mouse been dead long?
Well that's what the pineapple suggested.
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Khavanon
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What do you mean oranges in a pina colata?
Never say always.
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Orson Scott Card
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According to YOU, everything I do is always wrong.
Not MY zits!
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HesterGray
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Aren't zits the grossest things?
I dropped my keys in there!
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rivka
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Why are you dumpster diving?
But I wasn't done with that!
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Orson Scott Card
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Didn't anybody ever teach you how to flush?
For heaven's sake, spit it out!
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Shan
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There's a million ways to eat a worm, did you know?
Blue eyes are crying in the rain today.
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rivka
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What makes you think she's alone again?
Lonely, and yet not alone.
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Kwea
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How did you feel about meeting my parents?
When in doubt, run faster.
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What one sentence prompted the chicken to cross the road?
Yes. Now go back to bed.
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rivka
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Is Morbo still awake?
Time keeps flowing like a river.
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Morbo
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What's that song that Cajun physicist keeps singing under his breath?
Yes, mommie, I said my pwayers and it's time for bed.
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rivka
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Ralphie, don't you think you should go to sleep?
She is gonna kill me.
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