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Tante Shvester
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Why do your cigars smell so fishy?
It's what you call that lumpy bone just behind the ear.
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Dan_raven
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What is the number 187 substitute used by those attempting to give up cigarettes?
EDIT: OK, that's three in a row that came out late. grrrr.
Trye this:
Where is my brain today?
I find that hard to swallow.
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Megan
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For Tante:
What's the thing, you know, the thing on the pirate flag, you know, with the crossed bones?
For Dan:
Hey, would you like to eat some of this 30-lb. canteloupe?
No, I'm sorry, you'll have to wait til next year.
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Hamson
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Can I post on Hatrack?
Frodo did it no problem
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Dan_raven
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Wanna dance the Lambada with Samwise Gamgee?
Lord of the Dance vs Lord of the Ring
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Megan
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What's the most recent pointless debate circulating on the forums?
With the weather like it is, I don't think that's an option.
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Orson Scott Card
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Don_raven: What is the smackdown you most want to see?
ludosti: Hello, 9-1-1?
Megan: Want to lie out and tan with me?
This is getting too crowded.
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ludosti
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Who's on tonight's Celebrity Deathmatch?
I'm sorry, all customer disservice representatives are currently frustrating other callers.
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Orson Scott Card
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{weird. I posted AFTER ludosti, but my post appeared first. I mean, how else did I see HIS post?}
{Oh, wait. ludosti probably edited his post. Or not. Does editing change the order?}
{Anyway}:
Hello, 9-1-1?
This is getting too crowded.
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ludosti
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(I think the server's being a little buggy right now - this thread seemed to be kinda stuck for a while - Oh, and I'm a her ![[Wink]](wink.gif) )
What do the voices in your head tell you?
I recall a vague impression of disquiet.
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Megan
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What, exactly, do you remember about your trip to the studios where they produce Barney?
Perhaps it's a time warp.
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Orson Scott Card
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Why did you think ludosti was a male?
I am NOT running for city council, thank you very much.
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ludosti
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Isn't it great that Uncle Orson has been more involved in Hatrack River lately?!
Only if I can do the polka.
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BunnV
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May I use your restroom?
The magnets make my arms stretchier.
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ludosti
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Why are you so obsessed with having an MRI?
I want a flying pet monkey.
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Tante Shvester
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Happy Birthday, Elphaba! What did you wish for?
It's either Stair Master, Ticket Master, of Master Card.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Happy graduation! What's your Masters in?
A frame.
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Tante Shvester
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What do the Chinese blow out on their birthday candles?
It's not you, it's me.
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Choobak
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Whhhaaaaa oooooohhhh !!! pfffff !! I am tooootally druuuunkkk. I doooon't knoooooow hooow i cannnn driiiiive...
And after a moment, the bottle get out my glance.
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BunnV
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You said you felt terribly hungry after you drank that whole beer?
Louder but with a bit more umph.
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digging_holes
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Did you like that one, or should I belch again?
Pass me the Pepsi.
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Choobak
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Can you get down the building with mega glue balls on hands and foot ?
Let me alone !
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digging_holes
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Hey kid, want some candy? Just jump in the car!
That is so creepy I disturb even myself.
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BunnV
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Why have you been looking in the mirror for so long?
Glass! It's made of Glass! Not bubble gum. Sheesh.
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Hamson
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How come whenever I chew on this, It makes my mouth bleed? ![[Frown]](frown.gif) ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
I will not tolerate all the numbers in this store.
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ketchupqueen
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Why are you writing the alphabet on all our merchandise with a Sharpie?
Really? But it tastes so good!
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BunnV
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Um, you do know that's your leg, right?
You're supposed to wait until the milk is not in the cow anymore.
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Hamson
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How am I suppose to fit this calf in my fridge?
Rubberbands have oh so many uses.
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Jonathan Howard
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How did you get constepation this time?!
Lord of the Flies vs Lord of the Rings.
[ July 23, 2005, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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BunnV
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What project do you think the makers of "Alien vs. Predator" should take on next?
I do declare.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Have you picked a major yet?
Major Pain!
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Dan_raven
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Who court martialed General Electric?
That is why I enlisted.
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BunnV
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They shave your head for free??
I only have 2 toes left.
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ketchupqueen
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Aren't those pointy shoes kinda bad for your feet?
Lick UP! Up!
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Megan
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How was your Christmas trip staying in an igloo in the Northern Territory?
It looks alright by candlelight.
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BunnV
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Isn't my face gross?
This lightbulb is crunchy.
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Tante Shvester
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Don't you hate when your socks get soggy?
When I'm good and ready, that's when.
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Hamson
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So when did you say your going to join the North American Sumo league?
They say it can be done using only a wet rag.
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Tante Shvester
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Can you teach me how to breathe underwater?
Somebody took all the black keys off my accordian.
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Hamson
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You wanna buy some black accordian keys? I have just the amount for your accordian, and they are at a discount price of only $7 each!
The Keebler elfs can.
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Dan_raven
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If Galadriel and Elrond fail to stop Sauron, whom can we count on?
Count Dracula or Count Chocula.
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scottneb
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Who's that in your bed?
Just put bandaid on it and shut up!
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digging_holes
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What should I do now that my arm has been severed?
I'm sure the Queen won't mind.
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scottneb
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I lost the King's Viagra, what should I do?!
Yeah, that's the REAL reason the sky is blue.
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digging_holes
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Who used up all the Windex?
It can heal everything.
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Dan_raven
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How did you get that Tyranosaus to walk politely at your side?
You are a trainer of men.
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Hamson
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Digging Holes: Why are there empty beer cans all around your apartment?
Dan Raven: Why aren't you letting me teach the pigs anymore?
Aww, it's not that much blood....
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Tante Shvester
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Your red velvet cake recipe calls for WHAT?
Hey! That's not politically correct!
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scottneb
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Is asphault black?
Thick, cheesy discharge.
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Tante Shvester
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What exactly is the "special sauce" on these burgers?
That's why they wear wetsuits.
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