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littlemissattitude
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What is the name of the sequel to the movie Cold?

Have an orange.

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Feyd Baron
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I'm sick of being stuck on this island with only one tree... WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?!?

Learn to swim like a dolphin.

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Narnia
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Kathie Lee Gifford keeps following me around! How do I get off this cruise ship?!

I can't stand it when she does that.

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Shigosei
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Did your wife just push you to your knees and scream "Worship me, mortal!"?

I wish it were that complicated.

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Godric
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Life?

"I am a Golden God!"

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littlemissattitude
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Someone, please, how do I get this gold dust off of me?

I'll just be under the table, thanks.

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enjeeo
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Hey lma! We're starting up a game of strip poker...are you in?

She buys me that for every birthday.

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Bob_Scopatz
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A Perry Como Christmas???

Toenail fungus.

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Diosmel Duda
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You know what wouldn't be a really great name for a band?

And skin to beat the band!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Jerry and the Four Skins?

A potato pancake gone horribly wrong.

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enjeeo
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What's the latest on Michael Jackson?

Too little, too late.

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Dead_Horse
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You're out of gas? Gee, here's a buck. Will that help?

Maybe we can get another one from a pet store.

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Bob_Scopatz
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God is dead???

We'd better not tell the pope.

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Jeff
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God is dead???

Oh man, the zipper is stuck again

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Feyd Baron
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Why don't you get out of that Barney costume?

Before someone decides to take a potshot at you.

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Narnia
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So, when do you think I should throw my bouquet?

I had no idea you were so gullible.

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Mr.Funny
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When should I get out of the way of that giant marijuana (sp?) launching device?

RUN!!!!!

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T_Smith
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Theres a bomb attached to this bus. If it drops under 60 miles an hour, it blows up. What do you do? What DO you do?

I am the very model of a modern, updated Bob.

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Nato
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How can I find out if this shirt I want to buy for Scopatz will fit?

I slept through every scintillating minute of it.

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Hobbes
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How was the movie?

The toilet made me do it.

Hobbes

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Godric
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Why 2000 Flushes?

Blue Crush.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What happens if you leave Orange Crush out in the sun too long?

Safety is the only goal.

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Cap'n Pat!
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Ahoy there, put down your sails, and prepare to be boarded!

**fires some cannonballs over the bow as a warning sign**

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Nato
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Arr! What 'ould you do if I ran away with your parrot?

With enough layers of masking tape, it should hold together.

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Diosmel Duda
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Cap'n! Our starboard side be leakin' like an upturned bottle o'rum! What do ye say we do?

A pirate's life for me.

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Jon Boy
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You're dropping out halfway through college? Why?

Twenty paces east, twelve paces east by southeast, beneath the cluster of palm trees.

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Icarus
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Come on, Lorena, I'm serious! Where is it?

Because I'm depressed. Or happy.

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Nato
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So, why isn't the Bipolar Disorder getting to you?

I'll just run it through my calculator a couple times.

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advice for pirates
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What d'ye plan to do with that fine sword?

And that's why they call it the Jolly Roger, maties.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Yonder flag be a bit on the boney side, aren't it?

Not for all the grog in the great China Sea!

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Diosmel Duda
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Would you please stop posting like a pirate?

Skill with a skull.

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Dan_raven
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Why are you the official pirate embroiderax?

I made up that new word. I am so proud.

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Toblerone
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Randomosity?

the sun is setting, and the cows are farting

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Feyd Baron
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So, how's life in Nebraska?

Flat, very vert flat.

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Shigosei
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How was your apartment after the earthquake?

Arrr! You be walkin' the plank now, matey!

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Feyd Baron
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Did you just hoist the misenmast?

He did it.

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sarahdipity
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Who let the dogs out?

Naturally procrastination is an art.

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Feyd Baron
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How are you making so many A's in Grad School?

Everyone has a price.

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littlemissattitude
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How much to not beat me to the question next time?

I'd like to run away now, please.

Edit: because someone beat me to the procrastination question.

[This message has been edited by littlemissattitude (edited March 11, 2003).]

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Nato
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Would you like to kiss my frog?

I made photocopies.

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enjeeo
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HA HA HAH! I've destroyed your map to the secret treasure and now only _I_ know the way.

Use orange peels.

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Feyd Baron
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We still haven't caught the wild Frisco, any other suggestions?

Maybe a punji stick.

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Beren One Hand
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We still haven't caught the wild Frisco, any other suggestions?

Deja Who?

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Frisco
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I just heard "Won't Get Fooled Again"... again. Weird.

(You think I'm wild now, just wait until I'm out of the straightjacket)

There is a good, scientific reason for it...but I still think it's just to strengthen your tongue muscles.

[This message has been edited by Frisco (edited March 11, 2003).]

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Ophelia
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Why do you think I kiss you like that?

Yes, and I did it on my own. If by "on my own" you mean "with five other people."

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Frisco
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You covered yourself with hickeys? How?

Only if you wear a sombrero this time.

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Feyd Baron
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Can we go to the Democratic convention in Lubbock again this year?

Well, at least there'd be two people there.

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Icarus
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Why are they holding the Glitter 2 premier on the ISS?

Radio Free Hell

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Feyd Baron
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First Radio Free Zerg, what's next?

Umm... Another reality show.

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Vampyr1818
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What is this new show, I think it is called, "Inside the Life of OSC," where the cameras follow him around and stuff?

Because English teachers love to torture me.

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