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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Jonathan Howard
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The routine: Spctacles, *********, wall... Wait! WHERE'S YOUR WALLET?
Because moonburns aren't for onions.
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BunnV
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Why did you kill your imagninary friend?
Perhaps there are more where it came from.
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Hamson
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Awww it's so cute. Do you know a way I could get some more of these tribbles?
Somewhere out there, probably even past Neptune.
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BunnV
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Where do you live?
Many many servings!
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Tante Shvester
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Jonathan, you thread-killer. You didn't include an answer. I don't want to hear that you're too sleep-deprived to be responsible. Get to sleep!
And, oh yeah,
Blue. No! Green!
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BunnV
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I think I'm choking, what color am I turning?
Dancing is the only way to fix that.
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Hamson
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Quick, Tante has tuberculoses! I need a cure!
Third door to the left once you pass the bamboo plant.
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theCrowsWife
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Where is the cane factory?
That's a whopper.
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Hamson
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Ewww, whats this green cylinder in your fridge marked Dec '98?
It's best when it's hot.
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Tante Shvester
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Why aren't you eating your baked Alaska?
I do NOT have tuberculosis (cough cough).
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BunnV
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Hey can I have your stereo when you're gone?
Because it won't let me sink my teeth into it.
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Hamson
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Why are you sucking on a hambuger?
Only 84 more days to go!
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Tante Shvester
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How long before the copy of Harry Potter that you reserved at the library comes available?
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
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BunnV
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This magainze says that one of the symptoms for tuberculosis is halucinations. Isn't that weird?
The big bad wolf.
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Tante Shvester
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What are you afraid of?
My tests came back negative, but I've still got these hallucinations. (cough cough)
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BunnV
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Are you pregnant?
Sand is more grainy than you think.
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Megan
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Whoa, why are you dancing and hopping around my living room?
I hope I can make it that long.
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Hamson
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Think we can ration these 6 sandwiches to last us the course of 4 years?
I found a ray gun.
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Tante Shvester
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Why is there a charred area where the television used to be?
Why, you little...Why, I oughta... <sputters>
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BunnV
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Shouldn't you see an anger management councelor?
The wires-- they're always in the way.
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Hamson
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How come every time I walk to your house on 20 ft tall stilts, I always manage to fall before I get to the front door?
BunnV, Tante Shvester, and Hamson.
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Tante Shvester
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Who are the biggest question beggars around?
In one ear and out the other.
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Megan
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At your height, what route could you possibly take through the cornfield?
Not if I get there first, you don't!
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Beanny
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From now on, I will be the only one to pick my nose!
The Horrific Hamster shall never stop!
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Tante Shvester
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Will that squeaky exercise wheel keep me up all night?
That's the beauty of it -- it doesn't DO anything.
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Morbo
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So how's that compassionate conservative deal work again?
Somebody had to say it!
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BunnV
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Do you have any idea what that just did to my hamster's self esteem???
Oh, go with the parallel stripes.
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Tante Shvester
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When we repaint the pavement markings, do you think we should try the paisley this time?
I'll have the cucumber salad.
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BunnV
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What will you do when everyone turns into a cucumber?
A paper towel so sturdy it can break through brick walls.
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Dan_raven
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What diabolic device did they use to kill Mr. Clean?
I feel so dirty, yet minty fresh.
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Hamson
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What in heavens did you do to that little child handing out the mentos?
It's a job only fit for a small rabbit, or possibly, an excentric gopher.
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Steev
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Can you wash my car?
Because it doesn't fit in my pocket.
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Tante Shvester
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Why is there a banana in your ear?
Gesundheit!
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Hamson
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Whats the german word for health?
It's the length of a hockey stick.
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Tante Shvester
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How long is a hockey stick?
Up the stairs, first door on your right.
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Youth ap Orem
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Where can I find your torture chamber?
The more pain the merrier!
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Youth ap Orem
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What do you call it, when someone acts more and more like a hobbit when you smack him?
Can't you see I'm bored out of my mind!
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Hamson
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Mind if I have a stab at you with a blunt knife?
Edit: Damn! I had to get my dog out of my room. You answered you own...
If you really wanted to....
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Dan_raven
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I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha?
I'm the Spice girl they don't talk about much.
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Tante Shvester
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Paprika, why are you wearing such slutty clothes?
It's not a thread, it's a flippin' ROPE!
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Hamson
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This floss seems unusually thick... Did you tamper with it?
Camel is the secret ingredient!
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Tante Shvester
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I'd walk a mile for a plate of this stew -- what's in it?
It's like a migraine, only better.
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MidnightBlue
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Why do run a home daycare center?
Leaves, wires, and a big spoonful a butterscotch pudding.
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Tante Shvester
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What should I feed my pet porcupine?
No, it's just you.
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BunnV
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There has to be many more people that feel as lonely as I do, right?
Butter! The more the better.
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BunnV
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What's with my roommate's sanguine humor?
The buttons are too small-- I can't even see them.
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Tante Shvester
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How come you never send me text messages from your new PDA?
Moonshine, honey! It was the moonshine!
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Steev
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Why were you howling all last night?
I can stick like 20 or so toothpicks in between all the gaps in my teeth.
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Narnia
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Bachelor #3: If we were eating together in a really fancy restaurant, what would you do to make me feel comfortable and at home?
I heard that it had something to do with her pet geese.
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