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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
BunnV
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posted August 17, 2005 02:03 AM
The lyrics and vocal range are amazing! Don't you think they should come out with a second album? Well, not if it's blue and fuzzy like that.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 17, 2005 06:07 AM
We have some leftover pizza -- want me to warm it over for you? Just like the difference between a bungalow and a cabin.
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Hamson
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posted August 17, 2005 11:19 AM
What's something that doesn't come up with any results on google? That fish seemed to know a lot more about it than you'd think.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 17, 2005 12:48 PM
Did you interview all the suspects in that Jonah Disappearance case? Better a dimple than a pimple.
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BunnV
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posted August 17, 2005 02:35 PM
Isn't your neck and odd place for one? Hip hip, hooRoo!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 17, 2005 03:37 PM
Who wants to give a big cheer for Peter Potamus? A third-degree heartburn.
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NdRa
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posted August 17, 2005 04:10 PM
What does it feel like to be in love? That is why I like mosquitos.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted August 17, 2005 05:21 PM
Damn you and your blood-lust, Jack Merridew! "Xena: Women in Tights."
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 17, 2005 07:50 PM
What HORRORS has SATAN unleashed upon the EARTH? When I'm good and ready, that's when.
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BunnV
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posted August 17, 2005 08:47 PM
When will you take your hand out of my armpit? Eh, it was ok.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 17, 2005 10:39 PM
How was your Faberge omelette, Madame? The light! It burns!
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 10:46 PM
Did you have to turn the ship directly into the sun? Run, baby, run!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 17, 2005 10:52 PM
Hey, baby, what do your nylon stockings and your nose have in common? Just for a minute, then it's over.
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 10:58 PM
How long do you expect this relationship to last? Reporting for duty, sir!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 17, 2005 11:20 PM
Who's got the enema bags? Forty Lashes! And some mascara.
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 11:24 PM
How do we begin Phyllis Diller's makeover? Lipstick on his collar and $100 in his pocket.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 17, 2005 11:34 PM
What's the name of that country song on the jukebox? Absolutely!
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 11:38 PM
How 'bout some vodka to go with your attitude? Next time someone asks you if you're a god--say, YES!
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Hamson
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posted August 17, 2005 11:45 PM
Should I still tell people I'm a god, even if I'm only the god of rug installation? Thrusters engaged captain.
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 11:50 PM
How'd you like to get a personal tour of the captain's quarters, Ensign? Vulcans are creatures of logic, Captain.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 18, 2005 03:02 AM
Did you just say to me, "Volcanos have features of a magic carton"? That's why their ears are pointy.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 18, 2005 09:05 AM
How do elves get such good radio reception out in the forest? A new set of China!
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Beanny
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posted August 18, 2005 09:08 AM
What do you get when you conquer eastern asia and turn the civilians into dolls? A wall to wall carpet.
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TheSeeingHand
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posted August 18, 2005 12:02 PM
What five words am I thinking of? One long eyebrow and a tattoo of an eye on his ankle.
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Hamson
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posted August 18, 2005 01:38 PM
What did your dog look like before surgery? That comes standard with all spaceships.
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BunnV
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posted August 18, 2005 02:14 PM
Wow, a coffeemaker!?!? Enough with the pricking.
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UncleBunky
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posted August 18, 2005 07:53 PM
Where should I poke you with my stick THIS time? It's a secret organization that usually goes by the anagram 'V.F.D.'
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 18, 2005 09:12 PM
What can you tell me about joining the Volunteer Fire Department? I'd rather gnaw off my own leg.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 18, 2005 09:14 PM
Want a chunck of my thigh? I prefer white meat.
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Hamson
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posted August 18, 2005 11:42 PM
Because 7 8 9! Tantes' posts are getting lower.
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Jess N
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posted August 18, 2005 11:45 PM
Why are we quickly catching up with Tante's posts? It was a dark and stormy night.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 18, 2005 11:47 PM
Have you seen the weather report? <Whistle sounds> Penalty called for improper use of apostrophe!
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human_2.0
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posted August 18, 2005 11:52 PM
Is Tantes' singular possesive for Tante? Kick it real hard.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 18, 2005 11:57 PM
What is the best way to get rid of this soccer ball addiction? Head, shoulders, knees and toes.
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Hamson
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posted August 19, 2005 12:04 AM
Where did the reindeer bite you? It wasn't as fluffy as it could've been.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 19, 2005 12:07 AM
Why did you delete your last thread? Asian beetles.
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Hamson
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posted August 19, 2005 12:10 AM
What are you serving for brunch? My closet lightbulb is making that soft high pitch tingley noise lightbulbs make before they pop.
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BunnV
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posted August 19, 2005 12:11 AM
How were you able to tell my astrological sign was Leo? Tieing the arms with rope helps.
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Hamson
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posted August 19, 2005 12:17 AM
How am I going to carry this whole weapons cache back to my house? The key is behind the kitten.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 19, 2005 12:18 AM
Edit -- too slow For Bunn: How can you make it more suspenseful when you already have Batman and Robin suspended over a vat of quicksand? For Hamson: What was the secret code-breaking thing in Dan Brown's "The DaKitty Code"? The pupil and the iris.
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Hamson
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posted August 19, 2005 12:25 AM
What was the title of that romance story where the student fell in love with her mentor, and then presented him with a flower, which he, being an expert bontanist, concluded it had magical powers that could destroy the entil plant population if it ever fell into the wrong hands? Almost, but it failed completely.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 19, 2005 12:31 AM
Did your home-made parachute work as planned? The key: "bored".
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TheSeeingHand
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posted August 19, 2005 08:47 AM
How do I open this voice-activated door of the violin recital? So don't scream when we take you, the world is quiet here!
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Hamson
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posted August 19, 2005 12:53 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS NOISE! The quest to page 150, a coming landmark for the most grand thread that ever graced through the Hatrack servers.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 19, 2005 02:41 PM
What in the world are you going on about? Shh...'tis a secret.
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BunnV
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posted August 19, 2005 03:22 PM
Wow! So, the meaning of life is-- The candle wax hurts.
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Hamson
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posted August 19, 2005 05:25 PM
Are you suppose to be dipping your hands in it like that? It is so cool, that it's green.
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BunnV
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posted August 19, 2005 06:43 PM
Why do you choose to wait so long before eating your bread? The eyes seem so familiar.
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