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BunnV
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The lyrics and vocal range are amazing! Don't you think they should come out with a second album?

Well, not if it's blue and fuzzy like that.

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Tante Shvester
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We have some leftover pizza -- want me to warm it over for you?

Just like the difference between a bungalow and a cabin.

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Jonathan Howard
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What's one letter?

Monk's Pishaax (sp?).

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Hamson
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What's something that doesn't come up with any results on google?

That fish seemed to know a lot more about it than you'd think.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you interview all the suspects in that Jonah Disappearance case?

Better a dimple than a pimple.

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BunnV
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Isn't your neck and odd place for one?

Hip hip, hooRoo!

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Tante Shvester
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Who wants to give a big cheer for Peter Potamus?

A third-degree heartburn.

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What does it feel like to be in love?

That is why I like mosquitos.

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Jonathan Howard
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Damn you and your blood-lust, Jack Merridew!

"Xena: Women in Tights."

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Tante Shvester
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What HORRORS has SATAN unleashed upon the EARTH?

When I'm good and ready, that's when.

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BunnV
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When will you take your hand out of my armpit?

Eh, it was ok.

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Tante Shvester
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How was your Faberge omelette, Madame?

The light! It burns!

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Jess N
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Did you have to turn the ship directly into the sun?


Run, baby, run!

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Tante Shvester
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Hey, baby, what do your nylon stockings and your nose have in common?

Just for a minute, then it's over.

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Jess N
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How long do you expect this relationship to last?


Reporting for duty, sir!

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Tante Shvester
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Who's got the enema bags?

Forty Lashes! And some mascara.

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Jess N
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How do we begin Phyllis Diller's makeover?


Lipstick on his collar and $100 in his pocket.

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Tante Shvester
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What's the name of that country song on the jukebox?

Absolutely!

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Jess N
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How 'bout some vodka to go with your attitude?


Next time someone asks you if you're a god--say, YES!

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Hamson
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Should I still tell people I'm a god, even if I'm only the god of rug installation?

Thrusters engaged captain.

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Jess N
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How'd you like to get a personal tour of the captain's quarters, Ensign?

Vulcans are creatures of logic, Captain.

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Did you just say to me, "Volcanos have features of a magic carton"?

That's why their ears are pointy.

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Tante Shvester
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How do elves get such good radio reception out in the forest?

A new set of China!

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Beanny
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What do you get when you conquer eastern asia and turn the civilians into dolls?

A wall to wall carpet.

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TheSeeingHand
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What five words am I thinking of?

One long eyebrow and a tattoo of an eye on his ankle.

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Hamson
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What did your dog look like before surgery?

That comes standard with all spaceships.

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BunnV
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Wow, a coffeemaker!?!?

Enough with the pricking.

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Where should I poke you with my stick THIS time?

It's a secret organization that usually goes by the anagram 'V.F.D.'

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Tante Shvester
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What can you tell me about joining the Volunteer Fire Department?

I'd rather gnaw off my own leg.

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Want a chunck of my thigh?

I prefer white meat.

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Tante Shvester
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Aren't you a chicken bigot?

[ROFL]

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Hamson
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Because 7 8 9!

Tantes' posts are getting lower.

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Jess N
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Why are we quickly catching up with Tante's posts?


It was a dark and stormy night.

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Tante Shvester
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Have you seen the weather report?

<Whistle sounds> Penalty called for improper use of apostrophe!

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Is Tantes' singular possesive for Tante?

Kick it real hard.

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Tante Shvester
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What is the best way to get rid of this soccer ball addiction?

Head, shoulders, knees and toes.

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Hamson
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Where did the reindeer bite you?

It wasn't as fluffy as it could've been.

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Tante Shvester
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Why did you delete your last thread?

Asian beetles.

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Hamson
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What are you serving for brunch?

My closet lightbulb is making that soft high pitch tingley noise lightbulbs make before they pop.

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BunnV
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How were you able to tell my astrological sign was Leo?

Tieing the arms with rope helps.

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Hamson
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How am I going to carry this whole weapons cache back to my house?

The key is behind the kitten.

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Tante Shvester
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Edit -- too slow

For Bunn:
How can you make it more suspenseful when you already have Batman and Robin suspended over a vat of quicksand?

For Hamson:
What was the secret code-breaking thing in Dan Brown's "The DaKitty Code"?

The pupil and the iris.

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Hamson
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What was the title of that romance story where the student fell in love with her mentor, and then presented him with a flower, which he, being an expert bontanist, concluded it had magical powers that could destroy the entil plant population if it ever fell into the wrong hands?

Almost, but it failed completely.

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Tante Shvester
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Did your home-made parachute work as planned?

The key: "bored".

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How do I open this voice-activated door of the violin recital?

So don't scream when we take you, the world is quiet here!

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WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS NOISE!

The quest to page 150, a coming landmark for the most grand thread that ever graced through the Hatrack servers.

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Tante Shvester
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What in the world are you going on about?

Shh...'tis a secret.

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BunnV
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Wow! So, the meaning of life is--

The candle wax hurts.

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Hamson
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Are you suppose to be dipping your hands in it like that?

It is so cool, that it's green.

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Why do you choose to wait so long before eating your bread?

The eyes seem so familiar.

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