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Tante Shvester
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Don't you think that George Bush handled that situation with compassion and intelligence and insight?
Mr. Moose and Dancing Bear.
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Turgan
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What the hell were the name's of those two guys that did that one show in Memphis about the beetles and Mr. Magoo?
A POX ON YOU, CAT!!!
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Tante Shvester
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Bark bark bark bark bark, bark bark bark, bark bark?
Only when I'm sleeping. And sometimes, not even then.
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The Reader
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Do you ever hallucinate?
So there's my cell keys!
Edit: Added an answer
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Tante Shvester
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Would you like to see the results of your X-rays?
Miles and miles.
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Stone_Wolf_
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Baby, I know I messed up and all, and I know you said you needed some space, but I was just wondering how much space you needed?
I think my brain exploded.
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Tante Shvester
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Why are there microclusters of Rhodium and Iridium all over the room?
That's why no one in my family needs braces.
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Hamson
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Isn't your husband a welder?
Because of school. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Tante Shvester
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Why are all the parents walking around with blissed-out expressions in September?
You'll need a zoning variance for that.
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Treason
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What do you think of putting a fake mole on my face?
I think it got rotten.
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Tante Shvester
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Why does the State of Denmark smell so funky?
It's probably the cheese.
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quidscribis
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What smells so bad? It's like rotten fermented used sweatsocks.
(I didn't mean to post it. I wasn't done! Aaaaaargh!!!!)
[ August 25, 2005, 02:36 AM: Message edited by: quidscribis ]
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Tante Shvester
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How would you describe these gruyere souffles?
Not so much a yearning as a burning. And an itching.
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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How would you describe your first year of marriage?
You'd be mocked and then shunned, and rightfully so.
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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What would happen if I questioned my own answer?
Just do it. She won't go out with you otherwise.
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Turgan
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Do you think she'd like me if i spit in her hair, poked her eyes, threw her bag on the ground, then called her uncle and English K-NIG-IT?
I SWEAR TO YOU, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS THREE!!!
[edit: added an answer]
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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Did you really think it was a good idea to harrass one of the Johnson triplets?
Not without a warrant you won't.
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quidscribis
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You appear to have blood dripping out of trunk of your car. You mind if I take a look?
I have no idea what that is!
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The Reader
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What's that strange hovering light in the woods?
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Tante Shvester
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What was that famous like that Chekov said in "The Wrath of Khan"?
If you have to ask...
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Stone_Wolf_
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Can I have your liver?
I think it's infected.
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Tante Shvester
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Sweetheart, when we are together, I have an itching in my heart, a burning in my soul -- could this be love?
I never eat the green ones.
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Stone_Wolf_
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Since the fridge is on the fritz, how can you tell which hotdogs are good?
My mother says I could put my eye out.
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Tante Shvester
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The cat is scratching at the door again; why don't you put it out?
It's not that special. It's prosthetic.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Can I see your special purpose?
It's a euphemism
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Hamson
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You sick maniac! And you call your self a human!
That guy from freshman year who only sticks in here.
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BunnV
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What should I use to put this broken t.v. back together?
But you said you were dying to see me!
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theCrowsWife
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Why is it my fault that a vampire bit you?
Hold the floss, please.
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Dan_raven
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What do you think of the bikini's at the beach?
I wish they'd all just disappear.
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Tante Shvester
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What do you think of the bikinis at the beach?
Oh no! Not again!
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Stone_Wolf_
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Dan_raven:
I hear you have an idea to make Congress more usefull to America?
Tante Shvester:
Congradulations Mr. President, you've been re-elected.
I've never seen that before in my life.
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Hamson
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Did you just see that lemur that just streaked through here biting people?
That would be a bad thing to sit on.
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quidscribis
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Is that a porcupine?
There's a whale on that beach.
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Tante Shvester
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Oops -- got distracted, forgot to refresh.
For Hamson:
Wouldn't it be totally cool if they made public toilets really long like sofas, instead of all separated into little stalls?
For quidscribis:
Is that our old English teacher wearing a bikini and laying in the sand?
For Guy:
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
The hora! The hora!
(edit -- Where did Guy go? His post was here a minute ago.)
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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Sorry Tante, I deleted mine
Question: What the heck are you doing?
Answer: My drill sergeant told me to.
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GaalD
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Why are you dancing the hora?
Mashed potatoes
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theCrowsWife
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What did you just feed the cat?
Sit! Stay! Good dog.
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MandyM
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Didn't you write your own wedding vows? What were they?
Cheating is wrong.
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Tante Shvester
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Johnny, why do you always do so poorly on every exam?
There's gold in them thar hills.
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Coccinelle
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Honey, why did you buy a backhoe?
He's a clever one.
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BunnV
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He's dating a woolly mammoth??
The French fries don't taste very French to me.
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MandyM
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Did you go to the McDonald's in Paris?
Class is about to start.
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Tante Shvester
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Why are there students picketing in front of the Administrative Building demanding a classless society?
All you need is a Number Two pencil and a dream.
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Hamson
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How should we go about stabbin all of them administrators?
Gravity made me do it.
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Tante Shvester
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Why in the world did you take up skydiving?
Yeah, but hold the ketchup.
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Treason
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Would you like to eat raw sewage?
It does seem a little fluffy.
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MandyM
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I shouldn't dry my hair with a snowblower again, huh?
My mama can beat up yo mama!
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Stone_Wolf_
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Why don't you want to buy this fine pair of shoe laces?
Of course not, I'm on vacation!
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