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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 03:35 PM
You said you were going to give me a swift kick in the pants. I'm waiting...when am I getting my swift kick in the pants? Rosebud...
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Hamson
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posted August 29, 2005 04:15 PM
Whatcha gonna call the killer robot you just built? They're small, and they get everywhere!
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BunnV
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posted August 29, 2005 04:17 PM
Why are you using ants as deoderant? Freshly picked ones, please.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 05:47 PM
Plastic surgeon to patient: "What kind of new noses are you interested in seeing?" Yeah. As refreshing as sandpaper-lined eyelids.
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Hamson
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posted August 29, 2005 09:35 PM
How are you liking the ice cool, freshly squeezed gecko juice? We'll call it a UFO.
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digging_holes
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posted August 29, 2005 10:52 PM
What is this sticky, wet stuff that just hit me in the head from above? Watermelon.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 10:58 PM
Can you show me evidence of Divine Love? I bought it at the Dollar Store.
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BunnV
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posted August 29, 2005 11:18 PM
Where did they find the heart for your transplant? Baking soda mixed with cranberry juice.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 11:20 PM
If it wasn't cyanide and it wasn't arsenic, what DID kill Colonel Mustard? I haven't a clue.
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BunnV
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posted August 29, 2005 11:24 PM
My friend told me you have every board game ever made. Is that true? Well, it just slips out of my hand every time i try.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 11:27 PM
Are you trying to make an onanism reference? Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang.
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Treason
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posted August 29, 2005 11:34 PM
What did you say in that speech you gave at the Music Awards? Sing it sister!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 11:36 PM
Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing? It's a circus tent.
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Treason
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posted August 30, 2005 12:12 AM
Where did you get that um, interesting dress you have on? Rats!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 30, 2005 12:30 AM
The bouillabaisse is divine! What is your secret ingredient? That happens every time Jupiter aligns with Mars.
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CaySedai
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posted August 30, 2005 01:23 AM
Why are gas prices going up so much? A roll of toilet paper.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 30, 2005 01:28 AM
What's your favorite OSC reviews everything topic? I'm afraid it's a fracture.
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Son of Shvester
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posted August 30, 2005 12:29 PM
Why is there jagged bone sticking out of your leg? If you try hard enough, anything is possible.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 30, 2005 01:23 PM
You know you are really annoying? It's all in good fun.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 30, 2005 04:29 PM
What's a Goalodflun? I'll need a few more power tools to do that.
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Hamson
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posted August 30, 2005 04:51 PM
So... this weekend wanna help me build an space station? I don't think it came in that flavor.
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MandyM
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posted August 30, 2005 05:55 PM
So how did the liver and onion toothpaste work on your bad breath? I wish you wouldn't.
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Hamson
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posted August 30, 2005 06:52 PM
Can I send you to the space station first to make sure it's habitable? That's no good. You have to shake it first!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 31, 2005 12:09 AM
Lend me a hand? I'm sorry, I was distracted.
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Shan
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posted August 31, 2005 12:13 AM
Hey! Didn't you hear me? The soup is freezing cold.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 31, 2005 12:32 AM
Why did you put your sweater in your Mulligatawny? That's the same as two dimes and a nickel.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 31, 2005 02:52 AM
Anyone got change for a quarter? I would, but I'm lactose intolerant.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 31, 2005 06:31 AM
In the spirit of harmony and tolerance, why don't we all, Black and White, Jew and Christian, Hindu and Muslim, Mountain Folk and Valley Folk, all come together in peace and understanding for International Promote Tolerance Milk and Cookie Day? It is hard to get a good quarter back.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 31, 2005 02:11 PM
How are those fantasy football picks coming? I'd go with the tall one.
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Hamson
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posted August 31, 2005 03:45 PM
I'm in the market for a new ladder, anything you could suggest? You didn't tell me it bites.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 31, 2005 08:40 PM
So how do you like your new vampire bat? Three to left, twentyseven to the right and bingo!
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Hamson
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posted August 31, 2005 09:15 PM
How many paces away is the bingo tent? So slowly...
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 31, 2005 11:41 PM
Hypothetically, if a sword swallower went a little too far and actually swallowed the sword all the way down, how should it best be, um, eliminated? Don't judge a crook by its mother.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 01, 2005 12:17 AM
I don't know, I kinda like Barbra Bush. There's one left in the fridge.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 01, 2005 07:12 AM
How come you are wearing only your right shoe? Stereo Speakers for the Dead.
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Hamson
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posted September 01, 2005 04:57 PM
Where does that mic your talking through even connect to? He's out back.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 01, 2005 10:26 PM
Have you seen Paul Hogan? It's getting pretty deep in here, too.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 02, 2005 02:30 PM
Ground Control to Major Tom dude, it's getting pretty high in here man. Why not, it's for the children.
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Hamson
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posted September 02, 2005 04:12 PM
Did you really think we would fund a program to give a chainsaw to every single student? Don't get me wrong, it's good either way.
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MidnightBlue
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posted September 03, 2005 01:02 AM
Why do you want me to put peanut butter on my taco instead of hot sauce? Thus proving my point that meatballs represent communism.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 03, 2005 02:19 AM
Okay so Bill Murray says "Kids are starving in China and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts." in the 1979 comedy classic, what he really means is "Down with Capitalism"? If you believe that, than you really are a tool.
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erosomniac
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posted September 03, 2005 02:30 AM
(lol @ Stone) Sometimes, I put nickels in the washing machine, and it's music! Everything is muuuusic! Thank god for the guns and the drugs.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 03, 2005 04:30 AM
Have you heard the new Libertarian party slogan? The devil made me do it.
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quidscribis
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posted September 03, 2005 07:27 AM
Why? Why why why why why? Why are you stabbing me with that rusty butter knife? The crumpet is on the crowbar.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 03, 2005 07:29 AM
Why is the scone working the jackhammer? Tasty -- and hard working too!
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 03, 2005 07:36 AM
What are the advantages of making a robot out of candy? Please, don't eat me!
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quidscribis
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posted September 03, 2005 08:15 AM
What should I have for lunch today? Stop me, oh, stop me. Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.
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Hamson
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posted September 03, 2005 10:39 AM
Why do you keep telling 'how does the chicken cross the road' jokes? We already know how! Wave o' babies
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 03, 2005 10:47 AM
What's the new Ben & Jerry's flavor targetted to the Mormon demographic? Great Salt Lick.
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Megan
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posted September 03, 2005 10:51 AM
What's the name of this wonderful new restaurant of yours? You can only do that if I make it through first.
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