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Narnia
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So you tricked teh kids into believing that you made the fish disappear when it was really in your pants?
Good heavens, it slipped to page two!!
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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you put both of us on speed dial?
Enough of your phoney humor.
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Rhapsode
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Haha! The phoone is ringing!!! Phone!!
No, my dear, Im not surprised, Im sure that happens to lots of people!
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Nato
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What do you think of my new haircut? Do you like it?
She's got a "GI Joe/kung Fu" grip too!
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Rhapsode
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So, this model has a Jackie Chan wristwatch, a Jet Li designer purse, and a G.I. Jane hairbrush...anything else?
No dear, that man was tring to check the seamline on your undergarments.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Mom, do they always give kids a wedgie in the husky department of Sears?
Chain mesh underwear would prevent that.
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T_Smith
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Merlin, that darn Trogdor keeps kneeing me in my crotch.
Those are for oogling, not eating!!
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Darth_Mauve
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What did the stripper say to Hannibal?
Don't play with your food.
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sarcasticmuppet
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What did Hannibal say to the stripper?
Ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha! Beans!! HAAAAA ha ha ha hee hee heeeee.
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Dan_raven
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What are you watching that is so funny?
Bean, Mr. Bean.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Who is this agent Double Oh-Zero I keep hearing about?
License to grill.
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Caleb Varns
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What separates man from the animals?
Spam. A whole lotta spam.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Besides a miracle, what's it going to take to get this truck out of that ditch?
Seriously though. His opinion of the war sucks, but he is an amazing filmmaker.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why should I bother seeing the latest Army recruiting film? Is it by that same guy?
It's not just lunch, it's a process!
Edit...arrrgh, beaten again. Edited to fit the intervening post!!!
[ April 21, 2003, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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strawberrygirl
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Aren't there more important things to do in life than eating food for an hour each day?
the cabbage did it!
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Bob_Scopatz
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Who took out a contract to kill the creator of Beanie Babies?
Anyone who "gets" that is really old.
[ April 21, 2003, 07:08 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Diosmel Duda
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Didn't you say you started getting Social Security last year?
I feel insecure about that.
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strawberrygirl
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How do you feel about the fact that robbers have just now taken over the vault at your bank?
I did it because it just felt right.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why did you start wearing chain mesh underwear again?
My mind is a maelstrom of small bits of premium chocolate.
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Doug J
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Why did it melt again?
I read it on the internet.
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Godric
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Where did you hear that Haley Joel Osment was going to play Ender?
I didn't mean to become a troll, it kinda just happened.
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Doug J
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What does Cedrios say all the time? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Because!
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Why don't you ever give me a straight answer?!
Crooked and green, but rather superb.
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Dan_raven
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How would you descibe your "naughty bits"?
That, dear madame, is none of your affair.
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Dead_Horse
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What are you doing in my bed with your accountant and an adding machine?
Put the bird back!!
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Gorgon_Head
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Don't endangered Condor's taste great? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
-I'll zap you.
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Doug J
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*Flips off Gorgon_Head*
What do you think this is, The No Spin Zone?
[ April 23, 2003, 09:43 AM: Message edited by: Doug J ]
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Dan_raven
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Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
So help me Bob.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you just going to keep posting here and messing up your life?
You are my hero.
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Narnia
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What would you say if I told you that I figured out a way to get rid of your inlaws?
I can't express it with mere words!
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Doug J
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How great am i?
I just need a heat gun....
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Dead_Horse
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You wrapped your in-laws in s#rink film???
I;ll s#are it wit# you if you;ll take t#e tail end. (stupid keyboard!)
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Narnia
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Where did you get that amazing horse costume?
He's just a little more challenged than the rest of us.
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Dan_raven
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What is Jon-boy's problem today?
That is not a problem. Its an opportunity.
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jehovoid
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I can't get this can of beans open, and I have no can opener and just this dynamite. What should I do?
Nimble and hungry.
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Dan_raven
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What is the name of your law firm again?
Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Who did you vote into Congress this past election?
What a crock!
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Doug J
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After i dropped my pants, know what she said?
Hit me again.
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Bob_Scopatz
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How did you lose your entire family fortune playing Blackjack?
We're going to need more pixie dust.
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Dead_Horse
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Why did you order a dozen freeze-dried pixies?
It ate all the way through in about 10 seconds.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you have another spitting contest with the Alien again?
I see a posable man in your future.
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prolixshore
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How can i cheer myself up?
Yes, but did you notice he wasn't wearing any pants.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Isn't Dan Rather just the best news anchor around?
And that's the way it was.
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Dan_raven
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Time magazine ran an article calling the South Californian Hatrack Get-Together a "Rabid orgy of sex, violence, and poorly played air hockey."
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
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Head Ditch Digger
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So, How much time do you devote to hatrack while at work?
Becuase the sun rises each day.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are there so many raisins in here?
They call the wind Mariah.
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Dan_raven
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I hear in Florida they give bodilly functions names. What do they call passed gas?
Don't worry. Its nobody you know.
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strawberrygirl
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Did you hear about the body they found hacked into little pieces in the park 5 miles from here?
Because the nun told him to.
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Dead_Horse
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Why did Lenny finally give up that bad habit?
All this copying and pasting individual letters is killing me!
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Feyd Baron
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So how's that 20 page ransom note coming?
Oh, it's just about good enough to be bad.
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