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Tante Shvester
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What did Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt name their baby?

When in doubt, shred it.

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I'm not sure if this steak was left out of the fridge too long. What do you think I should do with it?

10 small rubber balls.

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So I understand she's having her implants taken out. What's she replacing them with?

Taylor Hicks' tics.

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Sterling
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What are they calling those "soul" Tic-Tacs?

Clearly, the work of the Apple Corps.

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Have you seen the new genetically engineered fruit designed to have no seeds?

You can't proove I did it.

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suminonA
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Did you just make a spelling mistake?

Proof is everywhere.

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You're sure there weren't any WMDs?

In my place, I'm sure you'd do the same.

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Oh, <insert deity name here>, why won't you answer my prayers/questions?

Because I'm an atheist.

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How come you support that new law that sets punishment for prayer a lion's den?

I'll have that rare.

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MandyM
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How do you take your squirrel?

I wouldn't antagonize him if I were you.

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Sterling
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Don't you agree the Olympic judo gold medalist is funny-looking?

I'm just saying, I wouldn't put that on a bumper sticker.

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That guy behind me doesn't know a thing about driving!

It was a quiet ambulance.

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MandyM
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Was that a hearse that just went by?

I love green olives.

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Sterling
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And what is your given reason for self-committal?

"Spirit gum", not "spear gun".

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What does Lloyd Bridges chew?

I was running low on air.

<note: you get this joke, you're REALLY old>

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MandyM
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Why did you tell such an old joke, Bob?

It stalled the thread.

Edit to add: and I guess I am too young to get it.

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Can you give me ONE reason why you still think it was okay to tell such an old joke?

Pensioners might like it.

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Sterling
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What makes you think selling the board of directors to the organ black market is good financial planning?

This means I'm really old, apparently.

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So you've met Noah in person, why all the fuss?

Just smile and go on.

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What should I do? The dog died, my wife left, girlfriend dumped me, and the truck broke down.

It's a clogged filter.

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MandyM
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Why is the pool water yellow?

That is NOT the bathroom!

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Why is your dog in the living room?

Good llama!

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So, how was that new Peruvian restaurant?

It's Amazon!

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Tante Shvester
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What is the longest river in South America?

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.

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suminonA
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Ok, so you're the IPU's army, but where are your weapons?

Pink is TEH colour!

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MandyM
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What did your dyslexic British stylist say the big trend is this season?

Water! I need water!

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Why'd you move to the beach?

He said it with his last breath.

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What was the Ebay founder's last word?

Ghost in a Jar.

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Sterling
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Jar-Jar Binks possessed by evil spirits? Cool. What are they calling the movie?

Not in a house! Not with a mouse! Not in a boat! Not with a goat!

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Where do you want to meet?

Only if you're happy and you know it!

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MandyM
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Did you get the clap from me?

If you give a mouse a cookie, he is going to want a glass of milk.

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Tante Shvester
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How can I get rid of the rest of this milk before it sours?

That's Elmer's Glue.

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Sterling
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What ever became of my old colt, Elmer? And what's this stuff in the bottle?

I think I'd better shut up now.

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Speak up to volunteer to date Rosanne Barr?

The silence was deafening.

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Did a mime just light the fuse on that cannon?


This guy just keeps hanging on to the door and staring at me.

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Did a mime just light the fuse on that cannon?


This guy just keeps hanging on to the door and staring at me.

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Why are you in the closet?

Dude!

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Why are you in the closet?

Dude!

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What did that animated turtle just say?

What ever he said, he said it slowly.

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Tante Shvester
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How did you enjoy the live reading of "Molasses in Winter"?

Chain 66, Single crochet in each chain, starting from the second chain. Chain one and turn, repeat for four more rows, then looping the yarn from two single crochets into one double crochet, go ABSOLUTELY HOG WILD!

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So what are we doing at happy hour this week?
(the happy hour place my co-workers go to is called Hog Wild)

We are all out of water.

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Is it true that human beings are two-thirds water?

This may sting for a second, but only until the burning sets in.

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Tante Shvester
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What was it that you whispered to Joan of Arc as you were binding her to that stake?

It was like floating on a cloud.

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So, how was your floating on that cloud?

That's not what you said before.

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Should I be five?

Bingo!

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What did you play for your happy hour?

New Page!

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Young Nathan has just been premoted to squire, m'lord; is there anything you'll be needing?

Cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, strychnine- whoops.

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What am I adding to the King of England's stew?

Down! Bad cat! Bad, bad, cat!

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What, didn't you want a talking cat?

That is too much!

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Would you still need me when I'm 64?

Well, it sure ain't Minnesota.

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