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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
suminonA
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posted November 30, 2005 12:32 PM
Have I told you that I have the greatest collection of filled bottles? You realise the importance of being ME.
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Sterling
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posted November 30, 2005 04:24 PM
Is it true your part in the choral arrangement of "Doe a Deer" isn't very big? Top shelf, two hundred and eighteenth from the right.
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suminonA
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posted November 30, 2005 04:39 PM
So, I hear you have a whole library full of playing cards! An you have only ONE Ace of Spades! Man, you should keep that safe, not to lose it or something... By the way, where do you keep it? The Ace of Spades.
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SteveRogers
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posted November 30, 2005 04:52 PM
Q: Is this your card? No? How about this? Not that either? What about this? Seriously? Ok, it isn't this one is it? Or this one? Ok, fine. What was your card? A: My hair was set on fire during the fateful March of the Witch Hunters.
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sillygoose
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posted November 30, 2005 05:18 PM
How was your weekend? That's my scarecrow!
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SteveRogers
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posted November 30, 2005 06:15 PM
Q: Who is this handsome young man? And he has such taste, I absolutely love the hat and the crows. You must introduce me. A: It was caused by the twisted transistor.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted November 30, 2005 09:18 PM
Why is my harddrive filled with Pornography? You touch it once you become a king, you touch it twice you live forever, you touch it three times you're playing with yourself.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 30, 2005 10:21 PM
Why's it called a fallous? I was circumscribed.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 30, 2005 10:23 PM
An interesting scar...and you say you got it as a newborn -- what happened? Never before noon.
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suminonA
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posted December 01, 2005 01:56 PM
Is it afternoon already? Use your imagination.
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Uprooted
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posted December 01, 2005 02:06 PM
Do you think anything bad will happen if I push this red button labeled "Danger"? Gary Larson's cows are funny.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 01, 2005 07:52 PM
Do you think I'm funny? A surefire cure is an icepack, Advil, Mountain Dew, and a Sudafed. Either that or amputation.
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GaalDornick
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posted December 01, 2005 07:59 PM
Ow! You scratched me! How am I supposed to get rid of these marks?!
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Dav
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posted December 01, 2005 08:46 PM
*Scratch!* That's what you get for posting a one-liner that must serve as both question and answer! I thought I was doing ok until the boss did my annual review.
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dantesparadigm
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posted December 01, 2005 09:08 PM
So I heard you were working at a strip club, how's that going for you? Well that's not where I meant t put it.
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SteveRogers
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posted December 01, 2005 09:25 PM
Q: Why is MY box of Cheez-Its in your hands? And, apparently, now in your mouth? A: I would like to be the first to congrat... *kicks shin*
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GaalDornick
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posted December 01, 2005 11:03 PM
Hi, I'm Shin, the guy who was hired for the job you've been trying to get. Are you mad at me? Whoops. I forgot to put a second line.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 01, 2005 11:52 PM
1+1-2? Perhaps you meant 1+1=2? When I was 17, it was a very good year.
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suminonA
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posted December 02, 2005 08:59 AM
When did you learn the addition table? There is nothing wrong.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 02, 2005 10:00 AM
Hey! You! Up there on the clock tower! Yeah, you, with the semi-automatic! What the h--- is wrong with you?!!! When I was 21, it was a very good year.
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suminonA
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posted December 02, 2005 10:50 AM
When did you forget the addition table? By the way, my real name is NOT.
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Uprooted
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posted December 02, 2005 01:33 PM
So, Nat, whaddya think, should we go do something Nat, huh Nat? I should think not.
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Sterling
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posted December 02, 2005 02:45 PM
What were Rene Descartes' last words? Excruciating pain, followed by death.
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Brinestone
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posted December 02, 2005 03:28 PM
How are you feeling? Well, not quite that bad.
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suminonA
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posted December 02, 2005 06:08 PM
Is it true that my last post was so awful that you felt excruciating pain, and then actually wanted it to be followed by death? I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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SteveRogers
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posted December 02, 2005 09:18 PM
Q: What do you think that one guy would have sounded like if he wasn't so sure about his ideas? A: Nobody's real. Especially that Smurf over there doing the Macarena.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted December 02, 2005 09:33 PM
What did Morpheous tell Neo when he was watching cartoons on tv in the matrix? I can see your undies cause I have X-ray vision.
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SteveRogers
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posted December 02, 2005 09:35 PM
Q: What are you whispering? And why are you staring at that manakin? A: Don't do it. Don't you dare do it. If you do, I'll make fun of your STUPID, UGLY THUMBS! Don't do it! THUMBS! *waves thumbs frantically*
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 03, 2005 12:54 AM
Would it be okay if I gave this thread two thumbs up? I think you really nailed that one.
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Steev
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posted December 03, 2005 11:08 AM
What do you think of my 10 penny impression I left in the wood? My thumbs are no uglier than your big toes.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted December 03, 2005 11:40 AM
What are those horrific appendages sticking out of your hands? Thats my cell phone.
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Steev
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posted December 03, 2005 01:34 PM
Is that a vibrator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? I think that was a bit obvious.
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Zarex
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posted December 03, 2005 05:28 PM
So you're saying that if I don't get it, it must be intuitively obvious? Do you know the way to San Jose?
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Steev
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posted December 03, 2005 05:35 PM
What is your favorite song? If you could see it then you'd understand.
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GaalDornick
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posted December 03, 2005 05:39 PM
Is it really that small? I meant your house.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 03, 2005 06:55 PM
That was so generous -- and brave! -- of you to offer to hold the closing night party -- what with all the public drunkenness and loud revelry, vandalism and unspeakable acts and all that went on last year. So...what time should we be at your house? Oops...
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dh
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posted December 03, 2005 07:16 PM
Are you sure that's what you meant when you said the Christmas tree would just "light up"? The firefighters are late.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 03, 2005 07:19 PM
I thought the Fireman's Ball would be a more happening party -- what's the deal? If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
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dantesparadigm
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posted December 03, 2005 10:34 PM
May I attach a rider to that ammendment to appropriate 2.7 billion dollars to improve the mass transit sytem in Boston. That didn't work very well.
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Sterling
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posted December 05, 2005 01:22 AM
We aren't putting real candles on the Pyromaniacs Annonymous Christmas tree this year? That is one big orangatan.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted December 05, 2005 01:24 AM
What you say 'bout my mama? Our family's passion is cheese.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted December 05, 2005 03:26 PM
Why are you staring at my breasts like you want to milk them? That might have been too vague.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 05, 2005 05:04 PM
So, you know, maybe later you and I could, you know, um...? When I'm good and ready, that's when!
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GaalDornick
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posted December 05, 2005 05:10 PM
When are you going to stop sucking your thumb? Blah blah blah blah.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 05, 2005 06:42 PM
Psst! Peppermint Patty! What did the English teacher just say? It is more like Off-Key Lime Pie.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted December 05, 2005 08:12 PM
Are you walls seriously colored puke green? Its your pen.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 05, 2005 08:17 PM
This room is an absolute sty! What do you have to say for yourself? Well, for Independence Day, I'm making Francis Scott Key Lime Pie.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted December 05, 2005 08:30 PM
Do you have some sort of an obsession with Key Lime Pie? I prefer blueberry cobbler myself.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted December 05, 2005 09:04 PM
Which would you prefer, blueberry cobbler or DEATH! You can't ask me that without showing me yours first.
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 05, 2005 09:11 PM
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "Show me now your ware?" The key is the lime juice.
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