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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
SteveRogers
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posted November 20, 2005 09:03 PM
Q: What do you think Scarface would have sounded like if he was a polite, Britsh youngster? A: We have a shocking development, ladies and gentlemen. We have run out of shocking developments...
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MandyM
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posted November 20, 2005 10:20 PM
What was that breaking story on Fox News just then? Don't repeat that to anyone else.
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GaalD
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posted November 20, 2005 10:22 PM
So it's true that you have 6 toes on each foot? OK. But only because I like shiny things.
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SteveRogers
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posted November 20, 2005 10:35 PM
Q: Would you loan me one hundred dollars if I gave you this shiny, star-shaped sticker? A: This bottle says not to swallow. I guess that means you're screwed.
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dh
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posted November 20, 2005 10:52 PM
Is it just me, or does this stuff taste like strawberry? I think it's more like a giant lemon.
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MandyM
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posted November 20, 2005 11:40 PM
Is it just me or does that blimp look just like the Wal-mart smiley? I have to go; my bath has been drawn.
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suminonA
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posted November 21, 2005 10:07 AM
But it is our wedding day! Do you at least have a good reason for leaving me? I will never admit to that.
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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posted November 21, 2005 12:34 PM
(Assuming you are a man) So then, it's true that you used to enjoy wearing your grama's polkadot dress when you were a kid! Sometimes, the more morbid things get, the funnier they are.
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Beanny
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posted November 21, 2005 01:54 PM
My father murdered my mother. Then my brother killed my father. Then my sister killed my brother. Now I am hiding under the bed, hoping she won't find me too. Now THAT is what I call logic.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 21, 2005 01:59 PM
Did you see Spock in the teddy-bear nighty? Hmmmmm, Interesting.
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Uprooted
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posted November 21, 2005 02:31 PM
Did you ever notice that some people find EVERYTHING fascinating? Stir over low heat to avoid sticking.
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MandyM
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posted November 21, 2005 03:43 PM
Oh no! I just spilled that delicate radioactive goo! What do I do now? I don't have to do what you say!
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Will B
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posted November 21, 2005 03:50 PM
Don't let anyone tell you what to do. The rest of this sentence is written in Thailand, on
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Dan_raven
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posted November 21, 2005 03:56 PM
Can you reread those direction that came with the "Buy US" bumper sticker we just bought? I'm sorry, that is in a rare dialect of "Stupid Poo-Poo Head."
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SteveRogers
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posted November 21, 2005 07:22 PM
Q: What does this complaint say? I don't understand all of these astericks. What does ****** mean? A: Is it bad if you everything you say is translated into astericks in your personal speech bubble?
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suminonA
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posted November 22, 2005 03:26 AM
Ok Steve, just post your most unintelligible question now. That’s for YOU to know and for ME to find out…
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Will B
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posted November 22, 2005 09:39 AM
Just how much guff do you think I'm willing to take, anyway? I never could find my guff.
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Shan
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posted November 22, 2005 09:53 AM
Guff, schmuff, luff - what's the difference? Black, no cream, hot . . . well, maybe a little creamer.
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MandyM
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posted November 22, 2005 11:09 AM
What do you want in the coffee that you are going to pour on all these people who post statements instead of questions? Just kidding!
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suminonA
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posted November 22, 2005 11:16 AM
So you really, really, really love me, and think that we should get married and have a lot of kids? (edit: good ideas come slowly my way ) I'll answer that question only if OSC himself asks me. [ November 23, 2005, 02:00 AM: Message edited by: suminonA ]
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Dan_raven
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posted November 22, 2005 11:21 AM
Will you marry me? I thought you already had a wife.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 22, 2005 12:14 PM
I'm looking to hire someone for a live-in position to look after the kids, the house, pick up my dry cleaning, run errands, and fix the meals -- do you know of anyone available? Huh. Look at that. Flying pigs.
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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posted November 22, 2005 01:01 PM
The day I truly loose my mind will be the day that pigs sprout wings and fly. Yeah, I have lost my mind.
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Uprooted
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posted November 22, 2005 03:44 PM
Would you like to try going over Niagara Falls in a barrel sometime? Home, James.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 22, 2005 03:51 PM
What do you call a homely looking British Spy? That would be Austin Powers for 200.
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suminonA
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posted November 22, 2005 04:01 PM
Do you know someone that would look after the kids, the house, pick up my dry cleaning, run errands, and fix the meals and all that, and how much do you think I should pay for it? Well, I might be a girl after all.
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MandyM
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posted November 22, 2005 04:32 PM
You mean you are actually wearing a dress to the prom? Imagine that!
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 22, 2005 04:32 PM
Why were you interested in going to the LGBTTQQULMNOP meeting? Little lambs eat ivy.
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Kettricken
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posted November 22, 2005 04:44 PM
How am I going to clear the ivy off my tall house? It looks like a Christmas tree.
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suminonA
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posted November 22, 2005 05:34 PM
I've just finished my collage for the "one holiday and one number" school project. Whad'ya think? You shouldn’t believe everything you hear.
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digging_hoIes
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posted November 22, 2005 09:35 PM
I was told not to believe everything I hear; what do you think? Just shove a bezoar down their throats.
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Uprooted
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posted November 22, 2005 09:41 PM
What should I do if my Thanksgiving guests don't care for my cooking? Let's go see Goblet of Fire. (edited for major meaning-affecting typo) [ November 22, 2005, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: Uprooted ]
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suminonA
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posted November 23, 2005 06:09 AM
Enough already you Harry-Potter-obsessed-freak! If you say one more time “Let’s go see Goblet of Fire” I’ll go nuts! Do you hear me? I can only promise that I _ALWAYS_ break my promises.
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MandyM
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posted November 23, 2005 02:28 PM
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? I just refuse to believe that.
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Uprooted
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posted November 23, 2005 07:23 PM
Have I ever told you that I gave Orson Scott Card the idea for Ender's Game? To thine own self be true.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 23, 2005 08:01 PM
Are we going to just lie around here all day? Don't take this lion down!
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Steev
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posted November 24, 2005 01:38 AM
What did the critics say about new Disney Movie "The Lion King IX: Simba Doesn't Live Here Anymore"? Nine bowls of cottage cheese.
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suminonA
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posted November 24, 2005 03:36 AM
I know that you all love to eat chicken, but what does the other side of the road have to do with it? Here’s a link to your question . (edited to add graemlin) [ November 25, 2005, 02:21 AM: Message edited by: suminonA ]
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Steev
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posted November 24, 2005 11:59 AM
I forgot, what was my original question? I am acojonadisimo.
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Sterling
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posted November 24, 2005 08:08 PM
So what does one call oneself, as a member of the Allied Coordinated Order of Jesuit Overachieving Neighborhood Associates Directing Intelligent Science Into Modern Opportunities? (*whew*) Twist three times, then pull until there's a screech.
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MandyM
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posted November 24, 2005 11:24 PM
What is the secret handshake of the Allied Coordinated Order of Jesuit Overachieving Neighborhood Associates Directing Intelligent Science Into Modern Opportunities? Leftovers are always better.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 25, 2005 12:40 AM
Is it ok if we feed the guests old arsenic and lace? Somebody needs to be sedated.
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Morbo
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posted November 25, 2005 03:53 AM
Wow, somebody managed to post 4000 times in just a few months? Even Michael Brown could manage that.
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suminonA
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posted November 25, 2005 06:11 AM
Can you tell me who could manage to find out who this Michael Brown guy is? I call it Mike-Shoft Ex-hail.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 25, 2005 07:43 AM
What do you call that sweetened mashed yams dish that is topped with the marshmallows? Gobble Gobble.
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D. James Larkin
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posted November 25, 2005 09:22 AM
So Mr. Turkey , what did you say he threatened to do to you? I find talking during gestation vulgar.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 25, 2005 09:25 AM
How dare you say that women should be barefoot, pregnant and seen but not heard?!! That's not how they do it in France.
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MandyM
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posted November 25, 2005 11:12 AM
"Could you pass me my razor? I need to shave my legs. Gosh! I'm STILL full!
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suminonA
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posted November 25, 2005 12:10 PM
Gosh: So you are playful, joyful, wonderful, mindful, thankful or what ? I don't know that, but I know what you're going to ask next.
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