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SteveRogers
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Q: What do you think Scarface would have sounded like if he was a polite, Britsh youngster?

A: We have a shocking development, ladies and gentlemen. We have run out of shocking developments...

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MandyM
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What was that breaking story on Fox News just then?

Don't repeat that to anyone else.

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So it's true that you have 6 toes on each foot?

OK. But only because I like shiny things.

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SteveRogers
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Q: Would you loan me one hundred dollars if I gave you this shiny, star-shaped sticker?

A: This bottle says not to swallow. I guess that means you're screwed.

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Is it just me, or does this stuff taste like strawberry?

I think it's more like a giant lemon.

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MandyM
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Is it just me or does that blimp look just like the Wal-mart smiley?

I have to go; my bath has been drawn.

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But it is our wedding day! Do you at least have a good reason for leaving me?


I will never admit to that.

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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(Assuming you are a man) So then, it's true that you used to enjoy wearing your grama's polkadot dress when you were a kid!


Sometimes, the more morbid things get, the funnier they are.

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My father murdered my mother. Then my brother killed my father. Then my sister killed my brother. Now I am hiding under the bed, hoping she won't find me too.

Now THAT is what I call logic.

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Did you see Spock in the teddy-bear nighty?

Hmmmmm, Interesting.

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Uprooted
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Did you ever notice that some people find EVERYTHING fascinating?

Stir over low heat to avoid sticking.

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MandyM
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Oh no! I just spilled that delicate radioactive goo! What do I do now?

I don't have to do what you say!

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Will B
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Don't let anyone tell you what to do.

The rest of this sentence is written in Thailand, on

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Can you reread those direction that came with the "Buy US" bumper sticker we just bought?


I'm sorry, that is in a rare dialect of "Stupid Poo-Poo Head."

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Q: What does this complaint say? I don't understand all of these astericks. What does ****** mean?

A: Is it bad if you everything you say is translated into astericks in your personal speech bubble?

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suminonA
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Ok Steve, just post your most unintelligible question now.

That’s for YOU to know and for ME to find out…

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Will B
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Just how much guff do you think I'm willing to take, anyway?

I never could find my guff.

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Guff, schmuff, luff - what's the difference?

Black, no cream, hot . . . well, maybe a little creamer.

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MandyM
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What do you want in the coffee that you are going to pour on all these people who post statements instead of questions?

Just kidding!

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So you really, really, really love me, and think that we should get married and have a lot of kids?

(edit: good ideas come slowly my way [Wall Bash] )

I'll answer that question only if OSC himself asks me.

[ November 23, 2005, 02:00 AM: Message edited by: suminonA ]

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Dan_raven
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Will you marry me?

I thought you already had a wife.

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Tante Shvester
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I'm looking to hire someone for a live-in position to look after the kids, the house, pick up my dry cleaning, run errands, and fix the meals -- do you know of anyone available?

Huh. Look at that. Flying pigs.

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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The day I truly loose my mind will be the day that pigs sprout wings and fly.


Yeah, I have lost my mind.

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Uprooted
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Would you like to try going over Niagara Falls in a barrel sometime?

Home, James.

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What do you call a homely looking British Spy?

That would be Austin Powers for 200.

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Do you know someone that would look after the kids, the house, pick up my dry cleaning, run errands, and fix the meals and all that, and how much do you think I should pay for it?

Well, I might be a girl after all.

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MandyM
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You mean you are actually wearing a dress to the prom?

Imagine that!

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Tante Shvester
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Why were you interested in going to the LGBTTQQULMNOP meeting?

Little lambs eat ivy.

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How am I going to clear the ivy off my tall house?

It looks like a Christmas tree.

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I've just finished my collage for the "one holiday and one number" school project. Whad'ya think?

You shouldn’t believe everything you hear.

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I was told not to believe everything I hear; what do you think?

Just shove a bezoar down their throats.

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What should I do if my Thanksgiving guests don't care for my cooking?

Let's go see Goblet of Fire.

(edited for major meaning-affecting typo) [Blushing]

[ November 22, 2005, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: Uprooted ]

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Enough already you Harry-Potter-obsessed-freak! If you say one more time “Let’s go see Goblet of Fire” I’ll go nuts! Do you hear me?

I can only promise that I _ALWAYS_ break my promises.

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MandyM
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Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

I just refuse to believe that.

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Have I ever told you that I gave Orson Scott Card the idea for Ender's Game?

To thine own self be true.

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Are we going to just lie around here all day?


Don't take this lion down!

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What did the critics say about new Disney Movie "The Lion King IX: Simba Doesn't Live Here Anymore"?

Nine bowls of cottage cheese.

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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What do jiggly butts remind you of?


There went our lunch.

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I know that you all love to eat chicken, but what does the other side of the road have to do with it?

Here’s a link to your question. [Big Grin]

(edited to add graemlin)

[ November 25, 2005, 02:21 AM: Message edited by: suminonA ]

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Steev
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I forgot, what was my original question?

I am acojonadisimo.

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So what does one call oneself, as a member of the Allied Coordinated Order of Jesuit Overachieving Neighborhood Associates Directing Intelligent Science Into Modern Opportunities?

(*whew*)

Twist three times, then pull until there's a screech.

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MandyM
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What is the secret handshake of the Allied Coordinated Order of Jesuit Overachieving Neighborhood Associates Directing Intelligent Science Into Modern Opportunities?

Leftovers are always better.

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Tante Shvester
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Is it ok if we feed the guests old arsenic and lace?

Somebody needs to be sedated.

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Wow, somebody managed to post 4000 times in just a few months?

Even Michael Brown could manage that.

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Can you tell me who could manage to find out who this Michael Brown guy is?

I call it Mike-Shoft Ex-hail.

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What do you call that sweetened mashed yams dish that is topped with the marshmallows?

Gobble Gobble.

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So Mr. Turkey, what did you say he threatened to do to you?

I find talking during gestation vulgar.

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How dare you say that women should be barefoot, pregnant and seen but not heard?!!

That's not how they do it in France.

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MandyM
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"Could you pass me my razor? I need to shave my legs.

Gosh! I'm STILL full!

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Gosh: So you are playful, joyful, wonderful, mindful, thankful or what ?

I don't know that, but I know what you're going to ask next.

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