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Uprooted
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Oops! slow post.

Q for MandyM: How many times do I have to tell you to turn down the volume??

Q for Vasslia: (kinda funny we both used really similar "A"s.) Why are you playing Begging the Question?

A: I can't believe I'm still online.

[ January 01, 2006, 11:34 PM: Message edited by: Uprooted ]

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Vasslia: Why are you sleeping on the floor?

Uprooted: You're right, Your computer must be possessed. Isn't it unplugged?

I love a good bubble bath.

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Why is there no more dishwasher soap?

I thought I buried it 13 paces west of the rock shaped like a lamp and 6 paces north of the tree thats been up rooted.

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How could it be possible that a lightning strike wiped your hard drive with the only copy of your thesis on Captain Kidd's treasure -- didn't you have a backup copy?

Mayonnaise is good for that.

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My laptop has a virus, any suggestions on how to fix it?

Yup, that's really a true story.

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Is the story "A fictional tale from a made-up land read by a person who was born and its dogs, Ficción, Erfindung and Romanzo" a ture story?

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking *wink* ?

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The answer to the ultimate question is?

The question about life, the universe and everything but as to what it is exactly, well you'll have to ask someone else.

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Okay, this one is difficult... how much is two plus two?

Dogs and cats

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Oh dear, it's been raining all day. And what ever do you have in that bucket?

Frankly, my dear, I don't want to go to some hoity-toity restaurant. I want to eat crow.

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Have you ever been to the Big Chicken in Marietta?

I could go for some Thai food tonight.

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[Haha! Yes! I live in Marietta, and when I first moved here I loved how everyone gave directions relative to the Big Chicken]

What shall we do with poor Fluffy's body?
[I know, tasteless stereotype. Don't hit me]

Well, it's a moral conundrum.

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Whats todays weather like?

I know, I know but I couldn't help myself.

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[Wow, Black Mage, I had no clue you lived in GA, let alone Marietta, when I posted that -- I'm in Woodstock. But I had just read directions to a market that mentioned the Big Chicken, so when I saw "eat crow" and "hoity toity" (LOL) it's what came to mind!]

Vasslia:
Did you really have to laugh at Black Mage's joke about Fluffy?

I'm not at all sure I'm comfortable with that idea.

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I am going to cut down this tree and have it fall between the house and the car, ok?

Yes but it was only because of hunger.

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Did you rip poor fluffy into peices with your bare hands?

I would have, but we are having chicken for dinner.

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Did you just make another tasteless joke about Fluffy the dog?

I'm going back to take a look at the cholent thread.

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Why are you wearing the rain coat?

No, I never thought of that.

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Hve you ever considered treating your fellow Hatrackers with respect and consideration, instead of constantly belittling them?

I think, therefore I have a headache.

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Why does reading Hatrack send you straight to the Advil bottle?

It's my New Year's Resolution.

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Vasslia Cora
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So your never going to post on Hatrack again/

Yeah, I just got the DVD.

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< [ROFL] >

Do you even know how to make Thai food?

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.

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Vasslia Cora
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So you think it'll be ok if I just poke the bear with a 9.4189352 foot pole?

I think I will make green tea now.

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Man, did you hear? The for'ners are usin' weird teas to control our minds! Ye're not involved in that, right?

Well, it exfoliates while giving my skin a lovely greenish tone. And I smell like cedarwood for weeks!

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You use Pine Sol to clean your toilet and your face? Why?

That doesn't mean anything. Cigarettes are made from all natural herbs, too.

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So the cigarettes burst into flames when you held it close to the ice?


I thought I saw a pussycat.

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What's the Thai curry sauce for?

Well, now it's a shirt.

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Whats that thing wrapped around your head.

Its the new edition.

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Why does your history book have scribbled mustaches on the portraits?

Everybody likes a little hairy surprise.

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How did you feel about Bush winning the election?

Easy! It is 2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9.

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So, how many gifts did you get on the 9th day of Christmans?...

Oh, _that's_ what "mechanically seperated chicken" means.

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Why are they pouring that bucket "chicken" into the meat grinder?

I found it in my Life box.

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Ooh! Where'd you get the cereal prize?

Only you would ask such a question.

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Am I really myself?

You're never sure of anything.

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Why won't you listen to me?
That's why I wouldn't marry you.

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*ack* slow post . . .

for suminonA:
Does this post make me look fat?

for Rember:
Do I really seem that insecure to you?

I want waffles for breakfast.

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Want waffles I breackfast for?!

On the other side of the moon.

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Where's Alice Kramden?

On the other hand, a taco sounds really good for lunch.

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So, either you have some of my lovely lima bean and anchovy raviolasagna or we'll have to go out for fast food. Which is it?

Don't be such an interrobang.

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What did the lost boys say to Peter Pan when he decided to leave Neverland and hook up with Wendy?

I didn't know we had to learn new punctuation!

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Why don't you use the ::double-colon:: in your posts?

You said that before.

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Why don't you use the ::double-colon:: in your posts?

I will in 3.14 minutes.

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Are you ever going to be done baking that pi?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Whats it called when its like a cloud is on the ground?

I told you, it wasn't my problem.

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How did that hatchet get buried in your skull?

Happy New Year!

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Whats is it that people say in July again?

It's not mine.

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To who does this hatchet belong too?

Quite! I'm on the phone.

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Is it true you interject dyslexically?

You know, they actually did a study...

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

A pin head.

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So the pins are having a revolution. Who's the leader?

Size matters to some. [Laugh]

[ January 05, 2006, 06:43 AM: Message edited by: suminonA ]

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