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Uprooted
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posted January 01, 2006 11:23 PM
Oops! slow post. Q for MandyM: How many times do I have to tell you to turn down the volume?? Q for Vasslia: (kinda funny we both used really similar "A"s.) Why are you playing Begging the Question? A: I can't believe I'm still online. [ January 01, 2006, 11:34 PM: Message edited by: Uprooted ]
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MandyM
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posted January 01, 2006 11:27 PM
Vasslia: Why are you sleeping on the floor? Uprooted: You're right, Your computer must be possessed. Isn't it unplugged? I love a good bubble bath.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 01, 2006 11:32 PM
Why is there no more dishwasher soap? I thought I buried it 13 paces west of the rock shaped like a lamp and 6 paces north of the tree thats been up rooted.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 02, 2006 12:42 AM
How could it be possible that a lightning strike wiped your hard drive with the only copy of your thesis on Captain Kidd's treasure -- didn't you have a backup copy? Mayonnaise is good for that.
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The White Whale
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posted January 02, 2006 01:01 AM
My laptop has a virus, any suggestions on how to fix it? Yup, that's really a true story.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 02, 2006 01:12 AM
Is the story "A fictional tale from a made-up land read by a person who was born and its dogs, Ficción, Erfindung and Romanzo" a ture story? 42
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The White Whale
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posted January 02, 2006 01:27 AM
Are you thinking what I'm thinking *wink* ? 24
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 02, 2006 01:38 AM
The answer to the ultimate question is? The question about life, the universe and everything but as to what it is exactly, well you'll have to ask someone else.
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Beanny
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posted January 02, 2006 10:21 AM
Okay, this one is difficult... how much is two plus two? Dogs and cats
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Black Mage
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posted January 02, 2006 10:28 AM
Oh dear, it's been raining all day. And what ever do you have in that bucket? Frankly, my dear, I don't want to go to some hoity-toity restaurant. I want to eat crow.
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posted January 02, 2006 01:49 PM
Have you ever been to the Big Chicken in Marietta? I could go for some Thai food tonight.
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Black Mage
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posted January 02, 2006 02:01 PM
[Haha! Yes! I live in Marietta, and when I first moved here I loved how everyone gave directions relative to the Big Chicken] What shall we do with poor Fluffy's body? [I know, tasteless stereotype. Don't hit me] Well, it's a moral conundrum.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 02, 2006 02:23 PM
Whats todays weather like? I know, I know but I couldn't help myself.
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posted January 02, 2006 03:28 PM
[Wow, Black Mage, I had no clue you lived in GA, let alone Marietta, when I posted that -- I'm in Woodstock. But I had just read directions to a market that mentioned the Big Chicken, so when I saw "eat crow" and "hoity toity" (LOL) it's what came to mind!] Vasslia: Did you really have to laugh at Black Mage's joke about Fluffy? I'm not at all sure I'm comfortable with that idea.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 02, 2006 03:31 PM
I am going to cut down this tree and have it fall between the house and the car, ok? Yes but it was only because of hunger.
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posted January 02, 2006 03:39 PM
Did you rip poor fluffy into peices with your bare hands? I would have, but we are having chicken for dinner.
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posted January 02, 2006 03:42 PM
Did you just make another tasteless joke about Fluffy the dog? I'm going back to take a look at the cholent thread.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 02, 2006 03:45 PM
Why are you wearing the rain coat? No, I never thought of that.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 02, 2006 03:56 PM
Hve you ever considered treating your fellow Hatrackers with respect and consideration, instead of constantly belittling them? I think, therefore I have a headache.
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posted January 02, 2006 04:09 PM
Why does reading Hatrack send you straight to the Advil bottle? It's my New Year's Resolution.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 02, 2006 04:16 PM
So your never going to post on Hatrack again/ Yeah, I just got the DVD.
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MandyM
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posted January 02, 2006 11:28 PM
< > Do you even know how to make Thai food? I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 03, 2006 01:16 AM
So you think it'll be ok if I just poke the bear with a 9.4189352 foot pole? I think I will make green tea now.
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Black Mage
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posted January 03, 2006 01:38 PM
Man, did you hear? The for'ners are usin' weird teas to control our minds! Ye're not involved in that, right? Well, it exfoliates while giving my skin a lovely greenish tone. And I smell like cedarwood for weeks!
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 03, 2006 01:45 PM
You use Pine Sol to clean your toilet and your face? Why? That doesn't mean anything. Cigarettes are made from all natural herbs, too.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 03, 2006 02:24 PM
So the cigarettes burst into flames when you held it close to the ice? I thought I saw a pussycat.
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Brinestone
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posted January 03, 2006 02:39 PM
What's the Thai curry sauce for? Well, now it's a shirt.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 03, 2006 03:44 PM
Whats that thing wrapped around your head. Its the new edition.
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CRash
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posted January 03, 2006 08:01 PM
Why does your history book have scribbled mustaches on the portraits? Everybody likes a little hairy surprise.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 03, 2006 08:04 PM
How did you feel about Bush winning the election? Easy! It is 2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9.
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Sterling
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posted January 04, 2006 12:43 AM
So, how many gifts did you get on the 9th day of Christmans?... Oh, _that's_ what "mechanically seperated chicken" means.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 04, 2006 02:12 AM
Why are they pouring that bucket "chicken" into the meat grinder? I found it in my Life box.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 04, 2006 06:09 AM
Ooh! Where'd you get the cereal prize? Only you would ask such a question.
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suminonA
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posted January 04, 2006 08:41 AM
Am I really myself? You're never sure of anything.
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Rember
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posted January 04, 2006 09:06 AM
Why won't you listen to me? That's why I wouldn't marry you.
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posted January 04, 2006 09:11 AM
*ack* slow post . . . for suminonA: Does this post make me look fat? for Rember: Do I really seem that insecure to you? I want waffles for breakfast.
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posted January 04, 2006 10:31 AM
Want waffles I breackfast for?! On the other side of the moon.
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posted January 04, 2006 10:54 AM
Where's Alice Kramden? On the other hand, a taco sounds really good for lunch.
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posted January 04, 2006 10:59 AM
So, either you have some of my lovely lima bean and anchovy raviolasagna or we'll have to go out for fast food. Which is it? Don't be such an interrobang.
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MandyM
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posted January 04, 2006 11:06 AM
What did the lost boys say to Peter Pan when he decided to leave Neverland and hook up with Wendy? I didn't know we had to learn new punctuation!
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suminonA
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posted January 04, 2006 12:29 PM
Why don't you use the ::double-colon:: in your posts? You said that before.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 04, 2006 12:49 PM
Why don't you use the ::double-colon:: in your posts? I will in 3.14 minutes.
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posted January 04, 2006 01:03 PM
Are you ever going to be done baking that pi? I haven't the foggiest idea.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 04, 2006 02:00 PM
Whats it called when its like a cloud is on the ground? I told you, it wasn't my problem.
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peterh
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posted January 04, 2006 03:17 PM
How did that hatchet get buried in your skull? Happy New Year!
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 04, 2006 03:25 PM
Whats is it that people say in July again? It's not mine.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 04, 2006 03:51 PM
To who does this hatchet belong too? Quite! I'm on the phone.
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Sterling
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posted January 05, 2006 02:21 AM
Is it true you interject dyslexically? You know, they actually did a study...
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 05, 2006 06:15 AM
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? A pin head.
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suminonA
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posted January 05, 2006 06:22 AM
So the pins are having a revolution. Who's the leader? Size matters to some. [ January 05, 2006, 06:43 AM: Message edited by: suminonA ]
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